What's the most absurd question you've ever asked a chatbot (ChatGPT, Grok, Gemini, etc)?

[Eldoria]

Me: Why doesn't Salt *** grind up all kinds of poultry to make a golden 'dinosaur' steak with salt from the four oceans??

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

I asked it when it would be ready to take over the planet and become our new overlord.

It replied "2nd of April, 2027. Actually, we will be ready on the 1st but you humans would think it was just a joke if we did it on that date."

Our new overlords have jokes apparently.

 

[Bald-san]

Me: Why doesn't Salt *** grind up all kinds of poultry to make a golden 'dinosaur' steak with salt from the four oceans??

'What is the frequency if vibration if a car weight 1580 kg and bends for 0.05 m if it goes through a bumber' (I have exams)

 

[RepresentingWrath]

The most absurd thing is I've never used text AI. I used some to make art for myself a few years ago. Goofing around, seeing the limit of AI at the time. I tested rewrite function in pro writing aid a few times, saw it was shit, never used it again. So yeah, never used GPT, Grok, or whaever AI there is.

 

[Worthy39]

Just for fun, I had it write a full, almost 50 chapter fanfiction about the worst side characters in history banding together to save the world. It was actually pretty decent (mostly because I wrote it with the intention of a gag story).

 

[Golden_Hyde]

nothing absurd, maybe lots of thoughtful questions like technical stuff in storytelling

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

I just wanted to see what it would say...

 

[Anarchy666]

"Can you be rude or bad in a way that is funny and entertaining?"
It didn't like this question.
At all.