What will you do if you randomly found a dead body in your house?

[gaylolis]

Let's just say it's a stranger instead of someone you know.

Will you just go report it to the authorities (that might be corrupt anyway and wish to just squeeze any value out of you) or you try to shove it aside, like dropping them in the middle of nowhere after removing all traces that link to you.

Or if you're just lazy you end up just dragging them to the street and hope that someone's dog eat it or something.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Let's just say it's a stranger instead of someone you know.

Will you just go report it to the authorities (that might be corrupt anyway and wish to just squeeze any value out of you) or you try to shove it aside, like dropping them in the middle of nowhere after removing all traces that link to you.

Or if you're just lazy you end up just dragging them to the street and hope that someone's dog eat it or something.

Call the police, I don’t wish to cause suffering to the dead one’s family. As for corruption what are they gonna take from me my busted phone? A $100? My time? My medicine? As for my labor, the most I could do with my health is paperwork or cooking…

 

[RavenRunes]

wonder wtf happened last night, and where my passport is

 

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[Representing_Tromba]

Depends on how long I've lived there and how fresh it is. If I've been living there a long time and the body is old, possibly older than I've been there, absolutely call the authorities. If I've just moved in and I find a body, fresh or old, I'm calling the police. If I've lived there a long time and I find a fresh body with no proof that it was someone else, I can't say.

 

[gaylolis]

Depends on how long I've lived there and how fresh it is. If I've been living there a long time and the body is old, possibly older than I've been there, absolutely call the authorities. If I've just moved in and I find a body, fresh or old, I'm calling the police. If I've lived there a long time and I find a fresh body with no proof that it was someone else, I can't say.

what if you had an intrusive thought to use them as fertilizer

 

[Representing_Tromba]

what if you had an intrusive thought to use them as fertilizer

Nah

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Report it so I won't be suspected.

 

[Lloyd]

Report it so I won't be suspected.

You will be the prime suspect even if you report it.

 

[SRB]

Eat it.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Eat it.

You have learnt quite well, disciple.

 

[QuercusMalus]

Eat it.

With Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Though to be true to the source literature, should be Amarone, not Chianti.

 

[Lloyd]

Sneak into someone else's house and put him there.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Check with my wife and see what she suggests. Unless it is my own body - then contact the Orphan Black people as things went wonky again...

 

[3guanoff]

1. Pray it is no one important
2. Ask mate of a mate if I fucked up recently
3a. Go to police, bring a gift for the nice policeman, case closed
3b. Not suitable for public MB

 

[Rezcore]

Determine if it's my normal mo, if not report it and check my home security