What is your favorite subject in school? (Joke answers please)

[Daitengu]

Math. It was always great for naps.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Woodwork.

I made a penis.

And got bullied for it for two years, fun times.

 

[Twin]

I liked literature. The literature teachers were wrong 80% of the time and they were quite cool about it. At the end of the day, they would just claim "Everyone can have different interpretation". I wish I could write that same sentence on my exam paper.

 

[DarkeReises]

Woodwork.

I made a penis.

And got bullied for it for two years, fun times.

My friend accidentally made one last year

I liked literature. The literature teachers were wrong 80% of the time and they were quite cool about it. At the end of the day, they would just claim "Everyone can have different interpretation". I wish I could write that same sentence on my exam paper.

Fucking mood

 

[Navtz]

I was expecting someone to say "Shooting" or something, I'm disappointed.
Mine would be biology, as I tenaciously tried to get good grades whilst learning absolutely nothing from my teacher, good times.

 

[Echimera]

Physics, Chemistry and Math and Biology, I'd say. Sadly had to pick two amongst them for the main classes and one amongst these for University.

My friend accidentally made one last year

How does one accidentally make a penis?

 

[Riseupfromtheash]

it has gotta be history cause they never bother to see if I pay attention

 

[DarkeReises]

Physics, Chemistry and Math and Biology, I'd say. Sadly had to pick two amongst them for the main classes and one amongst these for University.


How does one accidentally make a penis?

We were making cars and he happened to make a phallic shaped and colored wooden dick

 

[FiendsForHire]

Lying about how being an adult works.

 

[RememberVorkuta]

oh i just L O V E geometry, it was just SO fun.

 

[Grim_Ether]

English, because who doesn't love conquering foreign lands for the crown?

 

[NotOriginal]

The restroom, they were always clean

 

[DarkeReises]

The restroom, they were always clean

I've never been in my high school bathrooms, but I've heard of the horrors that go on in there.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Simple enough

Black history

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Personality development courses 101-250 during lunchtime and breaks. 6 years running. They eventually grew balls and I knew my teaching was done. I'm so proud of them.

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

Shooting Drill/Protocols & Semi-Automatic/Machine Gun Training 1 & 2 - And I'm not talking Upotte!!

 

[NotOriginal]

I've never been in my high school bathrooms, but I've heard of the horrors that go on in there.

Oh no mines were awful as well, absolute shit show. I was better off holding it in till I got back home.

 

[BearlyAlive]

English. English in Germany is piss easy. You get an A in highschool for being at the level of an mediocre twelve-year old.

I always enjoyed reading novels while everyone else had to look up shit

 

[Kenjona]

Girls.

Physics, Chemistry and Math and Biology, I'd say. Sadly had to pick two amongst them for the main classes and one amongst these for University.


How does one accidentally make a penis?

It is high school, if it is round and slightly even elongated, its a penis.

 

[Gryphon]

Serious answer: English and writing

Joke answer: The class where we learn how to die inside.