What is the weirdest thing about you?

[minacia]

I want to know!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

All of me at once, I reckon.

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

I have aspergers and don't know how to interact with people, but I do know that if you can make them laugh they probably don't mind you being near them. This leads to me trying to be the funny guy 24/7. I've gotten pretty good at it (nobody's gone out of their way to poison and/or run me over with a car to shut me up yet, anyway) but then something happens where it wouldn't be appropriate for me to act silly or tell jokes, and I just go blank. What do I say when I can't tell jokes? Who...WHO AM I?!

 

[Alfir]

My thumb can bend ninety degrees

 

[CarburetorThompson]

I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t smoke or do any drugs, and I like to go to sleep real early.

Might not sound weird, but considering my age and the people around me, it definitely makes me feel weird

 

[ShrimpShady]

That I exist. Everything from the beginning of the universe as we know it led to me being born as opposed to anything else.

Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all~

But for real, my ears make a clicking sound every time I swallow. Is that normal? Chat, is that normal?

I have aspergers and don't know how to interact with people, but I do know that if you can make them laugh they're probably willing to put up with you bring there. This leads to me trying to be the funny guy 24/7. I've gotten pretty good at it (nobody's gone out of their way to poison and/or run me over with a car to shut me up yet, anyway) but then something happens where it wouldn't be appropriate for me to act silly or tell jokes, and I just go blank. What do I say when I can't tell jokes? Who...WHO AM I?!

I relate to this a very healthy, not painful at all amount, though I've never gotten diagnosed. HOW DO I BE GENUINE AND EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T COMMIT TO SOME ABSURD BIT?

 

[SacralSage]

I believe that, as adults, asking each other what kind of freaky shit we're into should be a casual conversation.

 

[Alfir]

I believe that, as adults, asking each other what kind of freaky shit we're into should be a casual conversation.

I like futa, but never wanted to be targetted by one.

 

[RedMuffin]

I want to know!

There's nothing weird about me. I'm probably the very definition of normality. I'm so normal that I could put a pineapple on pizza and still look normal.

 

[Daydreamers]

There's nothing weird about me. I'm probably the very definition of normality. I'm so normal that I could put a pineapple on pizza and still look normal.

That's weird

 

[RedMuffin]

That's weird

 

[SacralSage]

I like futa, but never wanted to be targetted by one.

Admittedly, I love it. It's a majority of what I read on this site. As for being the target of one, I don't fully know.

 

[gaylolis]

i don't know. everything that once weird just became normal in the end.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Ever since I came to this site what I thought was weird about myself became mild and normal compared to some of the unhinged stuff I see here.

 

[Deleted member 266]

Ever since I came to this site what I thought was weird about myself became mild and normal compared to some of the unhinged stuff I see here.

Ditto...

I am probably the normal-est person on this forum.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I want to know!

I can go days to weeks without speaking and only be mildly perturbed by doing so.
I have a birth defect so rare that there are less than 300 reported cases of it.
I used to be able to fit the first knuckle of my pointer finger into my eye socket.
I used to be able to bend my left pointer to touch the back of my left hand.
I call myself an amateur composer, but can’t really play any instrument, used to be able to play the sax but my lungs have lost the air capacity due to scoliosis.
I have watched/read all mainline SciADV VN titles and the LN.
My first story was Tarty Fart vs the Giant Mutant Ice Cream Cones, in 5th grade. I would use loose pieces of notebook paper and write. Occasionally the teacher would have me read it to the class.
My handwriting is so bad that it is illegible if I don’t spend 2 seconds on each letter.
I have malrotation of the small intestine, another birth defect but more common this time.
I am a fry cook but through a strict routine can still squeeze out ~2 hours of free time in a 6 hour workday.
In kindergarten a dodgeball game led me to have to get a head wound glued shut. I was not hit in the face with a ball. No. It was a wall.
Probably a lot more, but this has taken 15+ minutes to type.

 

[Navillus]

God this is hard question… all of me a fucking anomaly… but the best thing I have off the top of my head… is well you see one of my favorite things to do is to eat Hawaiian rolls with pickles shoved inside and dipped in ketchup… I know it’s strange but it taste so damn good-nya~

 

[RiceballWasTaken]

I want to know!

I use swords.

 

[Dec]

I can gobble up a "family sized" pizza alone in less than 20 minutes and still have space for a snack or two. And in like 2 hours I can devour a normal dinner like it was the first thing I ate today.
No, I don't look like a hippo - I'm average

 

[owotrucked]

I use swords.