What is the most surreal comment you've ever received?

[CupcakeNinja]

Yeah, I've got nothing to contribute to this thread since the few comments I've gotten have been pretty chill, but I just needed to say this was a special kind of experience and I appreciate getting to read it. Deeply concerned about the person who wrote it, but thank you for sharing.

Bro I was concerned for myself when I first read that lol.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

If you ask specifically for comments, then probably this.

"Bud, i was upset by the first half and how bad the character was handling slight social pressure. Thinking he was maybe a little kid who was transmigrated. I had to go back to find his orginal age. After all he has been unchanging for so many weeks. Longer than turning a highschool kid who has never even had a fight, to becoming a professional well trained and educated soldier. The main character has actually been in the world longer, then basic training and quite a few professional schools.

Then i got to the second half of the chapter. when he desides to jump.. this was hard to read. It was utterly bad. The more i read the more i realised this was unrealistic and badly formed. This was not about type of wimpy characters. This was an author problem directly. I think from now on you should ask your mom to read your chapters before you post. If not your mom an older women who has children.

Author get help. Dont use readers as therapy. It wont work."

 

[Derin_Edala]

This is what one reader wrote. About me.

Expression of discontent towards the author - Discontent Essay on 06.01.2021 | Scribble Hub

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If this was a contest, I think I win.

Is that

Is that all one long sentence

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Is that

Is that all one long sentence

Yes. He was quite mad

 

[EliseValkyria]

They once told me "If the author didn't take the time to hire an editor, why would I take the time to read this novel?". In chapter 30, of the same

I was so angry that I immediately erased it. Because, it's like: ok, I take time out of my life to plan the chapter, write it, correct it, publish it, update the glossary if something very important appeared, all that for free, and even so he tells me that if I don't pay someone I'm not worthy of your interest. Sir this is site is scribble hub, read something or GTFO.

 

[gaylolis]

They once told me "If the author didn't take the time to hire an editor, why would I take the time to read this novel?". In chapter 30, of the same

I was so angry that I immediately erased it. Because, it's like: ok, I take time out of my life to plan the chapter, write it, correct it, publish it, update the glossary if something very important appeared, all that for free, and even so he tells me that if I don't pay someone I'm not worthy of your interest. Sir this is site is scribble hub, read something or GTFO.

probably just tell them you're too sexy for editors and your story is too sexy for them

Author get help. Dont use readers as therapy. It wont work."

in my case, i don't have money for psychiatrist and their capitalist drugs. i prefer spending them on anime tits.

also, mental hospital is expensive and i might want to murder them if they told me my waifu isn't real and futanari / traps are gay.

 

[Aoibh]

Someone said that they liked me.

 

[Lovehome]

I guess I'm too new here to have something really crazy, but the first comment I received here was just "Ññññ" and I always wondered what could be the meaning

?? Maybe try translating it

 

[Agentt]

This is what one reader wrote. About me.

Expression of discontent towards the author - Discontent Essay on 06.01.2021 | Scribble Hub

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If this was a contest, I think I win.

Yandere vibes are hard on this one
Well, I got one asking me to continue one of my first series I ever wrote, it was a gag novel about Squidward being in Cinderella

 

[SakeVision]

Someone pm'd me on another site few days ago, stating beyond the shadow of doubt, that they are most definitely not going to bother reading my novel past the first chapter;
Then I saw them reading my recent chapter almost as soon as I uploaded it.


It's surrealist, because until now, I thought that tsundere exist only in anime.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Yandere vibes are hard on this one
Well, I got one asking me to continue one of my first series I ever wrote, it was a gag novel about Squidward being in Cinderella

the things people come up with. Next thing you know, Goku is going to show up in Sleeping Beauty