What is the 'best' method of reproduction?

Tempokai

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There is none. Either you do, or don't, consequences be damned.
 
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JayMark

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Babies, Babies, Babies.
Everybody making babies.
Make those funky babies.
All night making babies.

I wanna have a baby.
Wanna do it with my lady, baby.
Makin babies and more babies
I ain't saying no maybe, baby.

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Rezcore

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Sex. That's the normal way. But please use responsibility and don't spawn little bastards you cant or won't raise. Condoms are cheaper than diapers
 

l8rose

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Parthenogenesis because it's not quite asexual so the 'go reproduce with yourself' insult doesn't work.
 

Lysander_Works

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IDK, seed dispersal is quite efficient. Any farmers in here might have more details?
 

JayMark

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The best method of reproduction is through ideological invasion, I infect you with my thoughts and logics and make you have the same thoughts as me, thereby projecting my psychology on you, turning you into myself by having you mirror my thoughts and reproducing like minded creatures.
oh no.... oh no- OH NO!
 

RepresentingDesire

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Asexually.

Which is just cloning.

Because lacking the need of the other half is good for socialphobe like me.
I would personally agree, but it creates a very slim genetic pool.

I would consider a more agressive way, just the genetic editing bacterias and viruses do is so, like exchanging DNA, simple mitosis or the stealing of the dna of others.
 
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