What if Earth was actually flat?

[OliviaMyriad]

I imagined a disk accelerating through space at 9.8 m/s2, slowly approaching light speed.

 

[Yorth]

for it to be flat disk shaped, it needs to rotate at a very high speed. Which means that vroomvroom, everyone will die.

 

[Yorda]

for it to be flat disk shaped, it needs to rotate at a very high speed. Which means that vroomvroom, everyone will die.

Stop assuming that the Earth is flat due to rotation affecting mass distribution. You're killing everything!

 

[LostinMovement]

It means we will be barbecued alive. That would be an interesting experience.

 

[BenJepheneT]

it wouldn't be called earth as we'd all be dead to name it

 

[Zoey]

Someone bring us some goddamn earth chan pics

Spoiler: Earth-chan

 

[BenJepheneT]

Spoiler: Earth-chan

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Spoiler: Earth Chan but without the Chan and more of a Cougar

Spoiler: Another one

Spoiler: Earth tsun

 

[Llamadragon]

Spoiler: Earth-chan

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RIGHT IN THE ENVISONMENTAL GUILT

 

[OliviaMyriad]

Na, climate change Earth chan is just having a fever to wipe the pathogens off her body.

 

[Zoey]

Na, climate change Earth chan is just having a fever to wipe the pathogens off her body.

I wonder what that pathogen is.


...

Shit.

 

[binarysoap]

I wonder what that pathogen is.


...

Shit.

It's clearly the [insert your least favorite group of people here]. It's Earth-chan's way of punishing them for their crimes.

 

[OliviaMyriad]

The boomers, obviously. We're just the good bacteria that are also being killed off alongside it, clearly. Just collateral damage.

 

[BenJepheneT]

dude. if the earth was flat we wouldn't have popeyes, and popeyes had some good chicken dawg

 

[Walk]

What if?! ... I mean, what? ...

No!

Listen, this is blasphemous talk. I am seriously resisting the urge to run a Holy Sword through this vile creature that obviously needs to be purified ...

If the Earth were flat, the Titanic wouldn't have sunk.

It doesn't matter that some nitwits were too distracted watching Jack and Rose make out instead of looking out for chunks of ice floating in the middle of the brightly lit SKY! so we don't have to spend the next 22 years to eternity wondering why Rose didn't let Jack climb onto THE OBVIOUSLY LARGE ENOUGH FLOATING CHUNK OF WOOD!!!!!

*Huff, Huff*

 

[Bokuboy]

Actually, if Earth were flat, it would be up on its side, perpendicular to the sun, and centrifugal force would provide the gravity necessary (rather than internal rotational gravity). All that would change is the length of the year and we would have sun all the time, except when other planetary discs block the sun from us. The moon would still orbit around us on the edge of the rim, dipping up and down on the horizon.

As for the magnetic poles, it would still have them, just like a magnet of any shape still has positive and negative poles (and the protective magnetic waves). The planet would have adapted to the environment and formed appropriately to support life.

Hypothetically, anyway.

 

[gaylolis]

dude. if the earth was flat we wouldn't have popeyes, and popeyes had some good chicken dawg

oh u, i remember that copy pasta lol

 

[BenJepheneT]

oh u, i remember that copy pasta lol

What the fuck kinda necromancy is this

 

[gaylolis]

What the fuck kinda necromancy is this

lolno it was still in the 1st page

 

[clover2218]

Earth isn't flat???!!!

 

[0xReki]

It is. Just slightly. A very slightly flattened sphere.