What do you put on your hot dog?

Rezcore

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I prefer sausage, but I put whatever I crave. Like I had a kimchi dog earlier.
 

Anonjohn20

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Also, a sandwich is just a small pizza with an extra bit of bread on top. (Take it from someone who's actually Italian. That's just how it is.)
Sandwiches have been around for longer than pizza. Your ancestor would reject your garbage opinion.
 

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At least two but never more than five of the following and a bun of some sort (prefer the oval ones but coney island or regular bread works in a pinch):

Dill Pickle
Pickle Relish
Red Hots
Sport Peppers
Mustard
Barbecue Sauce
Hot Sauce
If there is only mustard and catsup available, then ketchup unless in Chicago, then this is not a legal option.

Or that abomination a local restaurant had for about two years (it was only on the menu for 14 months but two of the staff remembered the recipe until they moved on to other jobs): Slit the hot dog, fill it with rare ground beef, wrap it in half cooked bacon and deep fry that sucker. Don't really need to add anything but a roll to that (the roll is mandatory by the way, or it is just an obscene mess to even try to eat...) - and yes, I ordered this beast three times. Only regretted it once, the time I added stuff to it...
 
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No kraut fans here :blob_pat_sad: Hot dogs are systems to deliver sauerkraut and nothing more
 

CharlesEBrown

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No kraut fans here :blob_pat_sad: Hot dogs are systems to deliver sauerkraut and nothing more
Grew up in a household where mom's family is 100% German, dad's about 10%; developed an abiding hatred of the stuff temporarily renamed "Freedom Cabbage" during World War II as a result.
 

BearlyAlive

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Does anyone want to call PETA? The only obviously right answer is to put water on your dog if it's getting too hot! What kind of sick mind puts garnish on top of a suffering animal?!
 
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