What Do You Call This?

[Discount_Blade]

So I've been having issues with this, since I have no living or otherwise conversationally reachable examples I could ask.

So, so you have an uncle Johnny right? Then let's say that uncle has a first-cousin named Jenny.

So, if Johnny's your uncle...what is Jenny? A second cousin? Third cousin? An abomination?

 

[Deleted member 29316]

I think that's a third-degree aunt to you.

Edit: My bad. She's called a 'First-Cousin Once Removed', according to Quora. Once Removed part meant that she's one generation ahead of you.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Still an auntie.

Unless you are chinese though, cuz they have a term for that too.

 

[Deleted member 29316]

Still an auntie.

Unless you are chinese though, cuz they have a term for that too.

Yeah, I have the same opinion. I'd still call her 'Aunt'.

 

[BenJepheneT]

So I've been having issues with this, since I have no living or otherwise conversationally reachable examples I could ask.

So, so you have an uncle Johnny right? Then let's say that uncle has a first-cousin named Jenny.

So, if Johnny's your uncle...what is Jenny? A second cousin? Third cousin? An abomination?

at this point, you're better off calling her auntie. or close relative, if she's younger.

She's called a 'First-Cousin Once Removed', according to Quora. Once Removed part meant that she's one generation ahead of you.

fuck that bullshit imma call her a hag straightaway

 

[Monk_Origins]

When in doubt, all woman more than 15 years older than me goes to 'auntie' category. If not much older than me, then its 'sis'.

 

[Deleted member 29316]

at this point, you're better off calling her auntie. or close relative, if she's younger.


fuck that bullshit imma call her a hag straightaway

Well, everyone we don't know (or familiar with) within our family or relatives, we call them 'Aunt'. Calling her a 'hag' would make her take away the 'gift' (money) intended for you in Christmas.

 

[Discount_Blade]

Well, everyone we don't know (or familiar with) within our family or relatives, we call them 'Aunt'. Calling her a 'hag' would make her take away the 'gift' (money) intended for you in Christmas.

See? This guy is smart. Take notes kiddies, Hans here is going to help us all go places in life. If not, we'll just ice him and replace him with a better version.

Remember peeps....we're all replaceable according to our AI Machine Overlords.

 

[Discount_Blade]

at this point, you're better off calling her auntie. or close relative, if she's younger.


fuck that bullshit imma call her a hag straightaway

Guess we're going with Aunt then. Kinda thought there was an exact term for it though.

 

[Discount_Blade]

Still an auntie.

Unless you are chinese though, cuz they have a term for that too.

what is it in Chinese out of curiosity?

 

[Deleted member 29316]

See? This guy is smart. Take notes kiddies, Hans here is going to help us all go places in life. If not, we'll just ice him and replace him with a better version.

Remember peeps....we're all replaceable according to our AI Machine Overlords.

Come on, what's the harm of calling them 'Aunt' when the 'gifts' are at stake?

 

[NotaNuffian]

I think that's a third-degree aunt to you.

Edit: My bad. She's called a 'First-Cousin Once Removed', according to Quora. Once Removed part meant that she's one generation ahead of you.

The bleeding f*ck is with once-removed? One generation ahead of me, so what? My granduncle I should call him twice-removed uncle?

If my 18-generation ancestor comes back as a vampire (pls no sparkle), I can call him what? My 18th removed uncle? Sounds like 18-Forbidden to me.

 

[NotaNuffian]

what is it in Chinese out of curiosity?

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Go search it yourself.

Or for the sake of simplicity, just say 阿姨 auntie.

Or just go with https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-relationship-of-my-uncles-cousin-to-me

 

[Deleted member 29316]

The bleeding f*ck is with once-removed? One generation ahead of me, so what? My granduncle I should call him twice-removed uncle?

If my 18-generation ancestor comes back as a vampire (pls no sparkle), I can call him what? My 18th removed uncle? Sounds like 18-Forbidden to me.

I dunno. I just looked at it in Quora. But there are some people who use that term, apparently.

In my case, I just call her Auntie (or in Filipino, Tita/Tiya).

 

[BenJepheneT]

See? This guy is smart. Take notes kiddies, Hans here is going to help us all go places in life. If not, we'll just ice him and replace him with a better version.

Remember peeps....we're all replaceable according to our AI Machine Overlords.

if you don't even know if this is the first Hans, how would you know if you're the first You?

 

[Deleted member 29316]

if you don't even know if this is the first Hans, how would you know if you're the first You?

Youception.

 

[Maple-Leaf]

Youception.

Meception

 

[BenJepheneT]

Meception

Ourception

 

[Maple-Leaf]

Conception