What do you call a person killed by boobs?

[CheertheSecond]

Serious question here. :3

 

[LuoirM]

Winner

 

[Zirrboy]

Compreast

 

[SRB]

Lucky.
Or dead.

 

[DaisukeHanashi]

Fortunately Deceased Person

 

[BearlyAlive]

Abreast of heaven? Bebreast of life? Snu-snu'd? A tittylating exit? Gone down the boob end? Embracing the afterlife? tit for tat?

 

[NotaNuffian]

 

[ElijahRyne]

Serious question here. :3

 

[Gryphon]

Looked this up on google, and here's an actual story of someone actually being killed by suffocation by mammaries.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...friend-death-breasts-drunken-row-caravan.html

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Cultured

 

[AnonUnlimited]

-_-

That’s enough internet for today.

 

[J_Chemist]

Why is it always you.

This is not a question.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Breast Cancer victim.

 

[Seaspecter]

mastectacred

 

[CheertheSecond]

Why is it always you.

This is not a question.

Cultured People always have a unique path to salvation.

Why is it always you.

This is not a question.

A more serious answer :
"I have travelled to the dark side of porn and returned with great perversion."

 

[Lloyd]

The only man ever to die from breasts was an EMT crushed by a half ton woman whom he was attempting to render aid to in her feces covered trailer home.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

Death by motorboat

 

[esThr]

Boo-died

 

[Deleted member 68927]

Seriously, no one?