What did you learn today?

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"It's not that the new _______ is not as good as what it used to be, you are just fucking old"

 

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I can get loads of really complicated PCB's built at work if people just leave me the hell alone all feckin' day. ? 'Cause normally my job doesn't allow me to not be meithered every 5 minutes.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Alright get ready for some important knowledge

Spoiler

 

[melchi]

Oregon should be something weird pressed in a donut.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

something weird pressed in a donut.

Well, to me it's something weird so 1 out 2 ain't bad.

 

[melchi]

I learned the united states invaded England

 

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[Aaqil]

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Michael Bay Is About To Transform ‘Skibidi Toilet’ Into Cinema

The MCU will soon face strange competition, with Transformers director Michael Bay looking to develop viral YouTube series Skibidi Toilet into a film and TV franchise.

www.forbes.com

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

Anything can be your enemy even a random goat at roadside

 

[melchi]

In the movie Alien

Ripley being the last survivor was sorta a joke because no one would expect the one female cast member the be the sole survivor. In monster movies the women tended to get killed off before the male lead so they did that to surprise and subvert expectations.

 

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@Assurbanipal_II @Simple_Russian_Boi
I will post here.

Eastern Region.
Luoxian Sect.

The foot of the mountain was crowded.

Today is the big day for Luoxian Sect to recruit disciples once every ten years.

The crowds formed a long queue, one after another, extending from afar to the top of the mountain.

It is so magnificent and spectacular.

"Brother, there are really a lot of newcomers this year. I'm afraid there are tens of thousands of them."

The sister in charge of welcoming new students held her head high with her hands behind her back, looking like she was enjoying the admiring glances from all around.

"That's nothing." Senior Brother said, "I heard that there is a super immortal dynasty in the center of the Eastern Region. When they recruit disciples, there are not just tens of thousands of people, but hundreds of thousands, millions, and tens of millions. If they were connected together, they could circle the Eastern Region and still make a turn."

"Millions, tens of millions, is that true, brother?"

The junior sister looked at the senior brother with eyes full of admiration.

After feeling the admiring gaze of the junior sister, the senior brother suddenly felt a little taller.

He raised his hand, patted the junior sister's shoulders, and said meaningfully: "Junior sister, don't envy other sects. You should know that our Luoxian Sect once had immortals descended. How can other mortal sects compare with such nobility? Practice well. Judging from your face, the responsibility of the rise of the Luoxian Sect is on your shoulders. Come on!!!"

"Really? Brother."

The light in the junior sister's eyes was brighter.

"Of course, your senior brother has no other skills, but when it comes to face reading, I am second to none in the entire mortal world. Come back to my cave and I will take a good look at your face and check if your cultivation has improved."

"Well, thank you, brother."

The junior sister’s pretty face turned red, and she looked impatient.

The brothers and sisters looked at the endless stream of people going up the mountain to seek a disciple, and discussed the affairs of the sect.

at the same time.

About 520 meters away from the two, behind a brown rock, a young man was holding his breath, with eyes like an eagle and a body like a rock, hiding himself in the darkness.

The boy's name is Zheng Tuo, a time traveler who has been in this world for sixteen years.

Ever since he knew that this was a world with gods, he began to explore, research, and study...

Finally, after ten years of preparation, he decided to join the Luoxian Sect and become an immortal cultivator.

As for why it takes ten years to prepare, it is of course out of caution.

As for why he was cautious, it was because he developed a mental illness after his parents had a car accident.

Persecution delusion.

To put it simply, I always feel that there are evil people who want to harm me.

This made him very cautious.

It has even reached the point of being extremely picky, finding fault with everything, testing for poison before eating, and not allowing others to watch them go to the toilet.

Thinking of his illness, Zheng Tuo took out a small black notebook from his jacket pocket.

The small notebook is filled with a lot of important information.

Turn to page 20, which has a clear record.

Name: Luoxian Sect.

Level: Intermediate sect.

Sect leader: Yun Wanli.

Strength: Late Nascent Soul stage.

Status: He travels abroad all year round. The last time he appeared was three hundred years ago, participating in the holy war in the Golden Battlefield of the Western Regions. It is said that he has died.

Since the sect leader is unreliable, all matters of Luoxian Sect are taken care of by deputy sect leader Yun Yangzi.

Name: Yun Yangzi.

Strength: Early Nascent Soul stage.

Status: A good man who is devoted to cultivating his disciples, the first place winner of the 536th Outstanding Sect Master Competition in the Eastern Region, the winner of the Eastern Region's Top Ten Immortal Cultivation Sect Master, the winner of the Eastern Region's Most Popular Sect Master...

Excluding the deputy leader, the Luoxian Sect is divided into five peaks.

The five peak masters all have varying levels of Jindan cultivation and are considered the backbone of the Luoxian Sect.

At the foot of the Five Peaks, it is said that there are 100,000 disciples.

According to relevant personnel, this is pure bragging and needs to be further investigated.

Zheng Tuo already knew all the information in the little notebook by heart.

But to be on the safe side, he would take it out and read it whenever he had time, trying to reach the level of being able to recite it by heart.

After reviewing the common knowledge of Luoxian Sect, Zheng Tuo put away his notebook and waited patiently.

The Luoxian Sect will be recruiting disciples for three days, and today is the last day.

To be on the safe side, Zheng Tuo hid here three days ago.

Firstly, there is no point in going up the mountain in the morning, we just have to wait.

Moreover, there are many people with many gossips. If you offend someone you shouldn’t offend, you will be in trouble in the future.

If there is trouble, we will take action, and if there is action, there will be danger, and if there is danger, our lives will be in danger.

Now he only wants to cultivate immortality and ask the way.

It’s better to leave the fighting and killing to other protagonists.


Secondly, he used a pen to write down all the guys who might cause trouble to him, and there were dozens of them.


We may all live under the same roof in the future, so be prepared.

And to be on the safe side, he memorized the voices and appearances of these dozens of people in his mind, reviewing them dozens of times until he could no longer forget them.

Be careful next time you see these dozen people, to avoid getting into trouble.

The sun sets and it gets darker.

Zheng Tuo saw that it was about time and left his hiding place.

I walked about a thousand meters away and stepped onto the mainland after making sure there was no one around.

There were no accidents and the climb was smooth.

"strangeness!"

"Brother, what did you say?"

"From the look of the guy who just came up the mountain, he gave me a sense of... a very handsome sense of danger."

"How is that possible? Senior Brother is recognized as the most handsome man in our Luoxian Sect. The boy just now was very ordinary."

"Junior sister is right. Let's go to my cave and I'll show you something even cooler."

"Um."

——

On the hillside of Luoxian Sect, on a platform, tens of thousands of people gathered.

People chatted with each other and tried to fit in.

Some people also meditate on the spot to adjust their state of mind.

Not long.

“Swish, swish, swish…”

The sound of breaking air was heard.

Five figures appeared above the blue sky.

Five figures stood in the air.

Under the sunlight, it looks like a fairy descending to the earth, so dazzling.

The five people represent the Five Peaks of Luoxian Sect and are among the strongest disciples of the Five Peaks today.

A prominent figure among the younger generation in the Eastern Region today.

The future of Luoxian Sect.

"It's Senior Brother Lu Danchen from Xianding Peak."

"I heard that Senior Brother Lu has already broken through the foundation-building stage and entered the legendary Qi Sea stage. He is one of the ten outstanding young men in the Eastern Region and has a promising future."

"Look, it's Senior Sister Ye Qingqing from Piaomiao Peak."

"As the legend says, she is beautiful and gentle as water. Qingqing, one of the ten great beauties in the Eastern Region, is indeed worthy of her reputation. After seeing her today, I would be willing to die."

Except for Lu Danchen and Ye Qingqing, the two leaders of Luoxian Sect.

Ba Dao from Qianren Peak, Lei Jiu from Luoxian Peak and Bu Xiu from Wudao Peak are all famous young heroes.

People are familiar with the five figures in the sky.

The five of them are considered top figures among the younger generation in the contemporary world of immortal cultivation.

"record!"

An inconspicuous corner of the square.

Zheng Tuo took out a small notebook, quickly wrote down the names of several people, and marked them as key points to stay away from the target.

The five people in front of him are all gifted children, and they are surrounded by followers, especially Ye Qingqing.

The legendary national goddess.

In his ten years of investigation, he can say that he has heard this name so many times that his ears are callused.

A woman of this level.

No matter how you look at it, she seems like someone who is pursued by some awesome person in a novel.

Staying away has only benefits and no disadvantages.

Write down the names of these people carefully and keep the notebook.

"Welcome everyone to Luoxian Sect."

In the distant sky, an old man came walking on colorful auspicious clouds.

The colorful spiritual energy that came towards them penetrated into everyone's body in the blink of an eye, making them feel warm and indescribably comfortable.

Tens of thousands of people in the audience shouted that a great person had arrived.

The deputy leader of Luoxian Sect, Yun Yangzi.

There was no nonsense as imagined, and what Yun Yangzi brought was just a Dharma image.

The sect admission examination begins immediately.

also wait ch5+ for the climax of prologue
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Chapter 2: Stay safe, don't waste time
Above the sky, the five fallen immortals formed a magic seal.

Then, everyone felt a flash of white light before their eyes.

Everyone was teleported to a wilderness area.

Just as everyone was cheering and exclaiming at the miraculous method.

"Forehead……"

In a corner of the crowd, several people looked at the guy in front of them in surprise.

This person held a shiny kitchen knife in each hand, a string of explosive talismans hung around his waist, two wind-chasing talismans were stuck on his thighs, and his legs were crossed, as if he was ready to run away at any time.

Time freezes at this moment.

“Ahem…”

Zheng Tuo coughed twice awkwardly, then returned to normal.

Without even looking at anyone, he quietly disappeared into the crowd.

"Your destination is the distant Sunset Mountain. All you have to do is reach the top of Sunset Mountain alive."

In the void, there was a rumbling sound of Yun Yangzi.

"Sunset Mountain should be the direction where the divine sun falls."

Someone whispered, revealing the mystery behind the words.

"Such a simple test. The Luoxian Sect is no more than this."

The guy who was talking was muscular and looked like a tough guy.

"Simple?"

The guy who answered the phone spoke in a sarcastic tone.

"Let's not talk about how far the destination is, just look at where this is."

Hearing this, everyone looked around.

It is surrounded by a primeval forest, with ancient trees that are more than ten people thick and can be seen everywhere, and wild grass that is one meter tall is all over the ground.

Mixed in the weeds were basin-sized footprints of unknown wild animals.

Everything showed that they were in danger.

"What are you afraid of? Since this is an examination, the immortal masters of Luoxian Sect will definitely protect you and me in secret. Even if there is danger, what can we do?"

Someone said this with great confidence.

"Naive, don't blame me for not warning you. There will be a death target in every assessment of the Luoxian Sect. And there are not one, not two, but countless death targets. In other words, even if everyone present dies in the assessment, there will be no immortal master in the Luoxian Sect to rescue them."

"Impossible. Luoxian Sect is an immortal sect, not a demon clan. How could they let you and I die?"

"Tsk! Believe it or not."

The guy who was speaking seemed to be very familiar with the Luoxian Sect's assessment. After he finished speaking, he took a few people away.

The rest of the people looked at each other, and finally decided to form a team and move forward.

When you are lost on the road ahead, it is always good to have more companions.

Soon, everyone set off and headed towards the setting sun.

"That sounds dangerous!"

Zheng Tuo licked his lips and felt that the road ahead was full of thorns.

Because of my personality.

He is a person who does not like adventure at all.

His plan was to join the Luoxian Sect and not leave the mountain until he became an immortal.

As for now!

what to do?"

As more and more people left, only a few were left in the field.

"Hey... Big Brother, I'm alone. Can I team up with you?"

The little girl looked about ten years old. She was wearing a pink princess dress, twin ponytails, and her hands were tangled together.

He looked at Zheng Tuo with anticipation in his big eyes, eager for the big brother in front of him to team up with him.

Zheng Tuo had a serious expression.

His eyes looked around the little girl's body.

The little girl couldn't help but tighten her collar, with a frightened expression in her big eyes.

The arms and legs are very thin and have no sense of strength.

He speaks weakly, like a woman.

The test talisman showed that the other party had no spiritual energy and was not a cultivator.

And judging from his innocent words, he is a naive person who has not experienced much of the world.

This kind of burden will definitely bring trouble to yourself.

but……

In this godforsaken place, this little Lolita won't survive for more than a minute.

Even without attacks from wild beasts, they would probably starve to death.

well……

There is no way.

Who says I am a good person?

Zheng Tuo smiled a smile as bright as the sun.

Similarly, the little girl also showed a hopeful smile on her face.

Sudden!

Zheng Tuo raised his hand and pointed to the sky.

"Look, Transformers!"


The little girl instinctively turned around, but found that there was nothing in the sky.


When she looked back, she found that her elder brother had disappeared.

Little Loli: ...

Behind an ancient tree not far from the little Loli.

Zheng Tuo took out the breath-concealing talisman and stuck it on his body.

He held his breath and pricked up his ears, as if afraid of being discovered by the little loli.

What a joke.

I have never been approached by any pretty girls since I was a child.

Suddenly a girl came up to me, and she was such a cute little girl. It was obviously a disaster rather than a blessing.

Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would have been entangled.

Humph!
You want to capture me as a soldier? Dream on.

Zheng Tuo was glad for his cleverness.

Let him be more certain of his own path, be low-key, must be low-key.

Seeing the little loli find someone to form a team and leave, Zheng Tuo was not in a hurry to leave.

There is no time limit anyway, so it’s always better to be cautious.

As it was getting late, we found a hiding place to rest.

Only when you are fully rested can you face any danger that may come.

——

Luoxian Sect, above the Luoxian Hall.

The masters of the five peaks are all here.

Including the deputy sect leader Yun Yangzi, there are six people in total.

In the center of the hall, there is a huge bronze mirror.

The images of all this year's contestants are displayed on the ancient bronze mirror.

"There are indeed a few good talents this year. I, Xianding Peak, gladly accept them."

The master of Xianding Peak, Yunding, is in the early stage of Jindan.

"It's not bad. Li Jun, Chi Xiao, Shen Xian'er... are all good seedlings. If they are trained well, our Qianren Peak will have successors."

The master of Qianren Peak, Yun Qianli, is in the early stage of Jindan.

"Wai Wai Wai... The test hasn't even ended yet and you two are already snatching people away. That's really unfair."

The master of Luoxian Peak, Lei Xing, is in the middle stage of Jindan.

Xianding Peak, Qianren Peak and Luoxian Peak are the most powerful among the five peaks.

So the enrollment every decade is extremely fierce.

On the contrary, the two peak masters of Wudao Peak and Piaomiao Peak did not say a word.

The leader of Piaomiao Peak, Hongniang, only accepts female disciples.

In most cases, the peak masters would not compete with her.

As for Wudao Peak, it is the most special among the five peaks.

The peak master is unjust, has an unstable temperament and is very weird.

He has been in Luoxian Sect for a hundred years, but there are only three disciples sitting down.

Compared with other peaks where there are thousands of people, the difference is huge.

I'm here today just for formalities.

And what came was only a clone.

The master is probably in seclusion practicing and trying to reach a higher level.

Therefore, several people did not regard it as a competitor.

It was a rare gathering of several peak masters. While observing the contestants, they also exchanged their cultivation experiences and chatted with each other.

the next day.

A watershed has occurred in the assessment.

The talented and intelligent ones are already far ahead of others.

Most of the remaining people encountered difficulties and suffered casualties.

Of course, there is no real death.

Before this, the colorful spiritual energy that penetrated into their bodies was not just a gift, but a special means of positioning.

Therefore, when they encounter danger and are sure that they cannot continue the assessment, an immortal master will initiate the teleportation and quietly transport them out of the assessment site.

Assessment in progress...

But no one noticed that at the starting point of the assessment, there was still one person who had not set out.

Even the immortal master in charge of monitoring seemed to have forgotten the existence of this person.

In the safe house.

There were ten breath-concealing talismans stuck on Zheng Tuo's body.

From head to toe, completely conceal your own aura.

Two days have passed.

Zheng Tuo felt that it was about time and walked out of the safe house.

I stretched my muscles, went to the bathroom, and had breakfast.

After adjusting your energy and spirit to the best state.

Be prepared and go.

Chapter 3: Taking Other People's Paths is Safe and Affordable
Since it is an assessment with a designated target, choosing the route is very important.

Zheng Tuo turned his hand and took out something like a magnifying glass from his backpack.

This is a special magnifying glass that he asked a cultivator to make for him.

It functions just like a normal magnifying glass, except that the magnification intensity can be adjusted automatically.

The highest level can reach a hundred times that of a microscope.

Zheng Tuo held a magnifying glass and looked for something on the ground frame by frame.

After a while, the target was finally found.

There were rows of fresh footprints.

It looked like a lot of people were heading in the same direction, so the footprints were very messy.

Following the path others have taken is obviously the safest and least dangerous method.

It is so comfortable to walk in other people's shoes and let others be your guide dog.

Zheng Tuo actually had a plan in place.

His goal was simple, which was to complete the assessment intact and join the Luoxian Sect.

As for the rest, it is not within my consideration.

We followed the footprints and walked forward for a whole day.

Just as he guessed, he followed the footprints and did not encounter any danger.

The road was smooth and it was as easy as traveling in a primeval forest.

Having said that.

Zheng Tuo did not relax at all.

He always has two wind-chasing talismans stuck on his thighs, ready to run away at any time.

Keep your mind highly focused and be alert to the surrounding mountains and forests at all times.

He was afraid that a ferocious beast would suddenly jump out and kill him.

After all, it is the assessment period now, so it’s always better to be cautious.

Look at the time, the sun sets in the east and it’s getting dark.

Zheng Tuo had to stop.

Traveling at night is dangerous, especially in this kind of primeval forest, the risk factor is at least ten plus.

Let's find a hidden safe house before it gets dark.

Be familiar with the process and make a safe house.

Then, Zheng Tuo took off his backpack.

The backpack is not an ordinary backpack, it is a simple space storage device.

Because he is not a cultivator, he can only use this simple storage device.

It is not like the immortal cultivators who can carry a large number of items in a small bag.

He took out a hundred explosive talismans from his backpack and buried them carefully nearby.

A first-level explosive talisman, powerful enough to injure a first-level Qi Refining cultivator.

It is the only offensive talisman that ordinary people can use.

After placing one hundred explosive talismans near the safe house.

Zheng Tuo was still worried.

Continue to take out one hundred alarm talismans from the backpack.

The area within a hundred meters nearby will be turned into a warning area.

If any creature enters this area, he will receive a beeping alarm.

Zheng Tuo felt much more at ease after the alarm talisman was taken care of.

the other side.

In a primeval forest two days' journey away from him.

"Everyone, please rest here. It is too dangerous to travel at night. Let's travel again tomorrow morning." Wang Ze commanded everyone.

"Are you going to rest like this?"

"Yeah! How can I sleep?"

"Yes, there's grass all around, not a dry spot. You won't catch a cold if you sleep like this."

"It's not just grass, there are all kinds of snakes, insects, rats and ants. I'm afraid I'll get sick if I sleep there for a night."

Everyone spoke one by one, expressing their dissatisfaction with the current situation.

They didn't bring any tents or anything like that, and even had very little food.

The current situation is that I am hungry and sleepy, and I still have to take the assessment, which is simply killing me.

"Everyone, please overcome yourself. After all, this is an assessment, and it's normal to suffer a little."

Damn it!

If it weren't for winning people's hearts and laying the foundation for the future, I wouldn't bother with you.

What a bunch of useless people. They complain about everything just because they are resting in the open air. What kind of immortal is this?

Wang Ze cursed in his heart.

“Ahhh…”

The sound of wolf howls echoed in the forest, and everyone woke up in an instant.

"What's the point of sleeping like this? If I continue to sleep, I'm afraid I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow."

“What a suffering!”

"Just bear with it for a while."

Everyone tried to stay awake, huddled together for warmth, and found it difficult to fall asleep.

Let’s look at Zheng Tuo.

After entering the safe house.

Take out the prepared bacon, bok choy, green onions, soybean paste, large white steamed buns and clean water from the backpack.

The food is pretty average, so be patient with your stomach.

After all, it is the assessment stage and we can't ask for too much.

I'll make up for it by eating something good after I pass the assessment.

Eat and drink enough.

Zheng Tuo took out clean bedding and laid it out.


Use a preheating talisman to warm the quilt and then lie down in it comfortably.


ah……

I have to admit, after walking all day, he was indeed a little tired.

However, be cautious.

On the left side of the pillow, there is a smoke talisman.

To the right of the pillow, there was a sharp dagger.

After finishing, Zheng Tuo fell asleep peacefully.

No words were spoken that night.

The second day.

"ah……"

Zheng Tuo got up early, yawning.

Maybe he is used to sleeping in the safe house and his mental state is good.

First check the traps you set around you.

After confirming that the traps are not passive, put away all the traps and use them next time.

According to yesterday’s plan, we continued to follow the footprints left by the people ahead.

the other side.

Wang Ze and his group, who had not slept all night, forced themselves to get up.

They looked listless, like eggplants hit by frost, with their heads drooping, and looked unwell.

"Everyone, work harder. When we reach Sunset Mountain, even if we have completed the assessment, we will be disciples of the Luoxian Sect and at least an immortal."

Wang Ze continued to give everyone chicken soup.

There was nothing anyone could do; having chicken soup was better than having nothing at all.

With dark circles under my eyes and a tired body, I continue to explore the road ahead.

at the same time,

Two days' journey behind them.

Zheng Tuo walked lightly, admiring the wild flowers and appreciating the mountain scenery.

I felt the beauty and harmony of nature along the way, and I felt indescribably happy.

have to say.

The air quality in the Eastern Region is much better than in the previous life.

When I inhaled it, it tasted sweet.

Thank God, thank you mom and dad.

in this way.

Zheng Tuo traveled during the day and rested after setting traps at night.

The journey was smooth and there was no danger.

Until the fifth day of the assessment.

Zheng Tuo had a serious expression on his face, and was troubled by the messy footprints in front of him.

The road ahead diverged, and roughly estimated, there were six forks.

What to do?
Six roads, which one is the safest?

After much thought, there is only one most cautious approach.

That means walking every road.

Although it is a bit time-consuming, it is worth it compared to being able to complete the assessment successfully.

Zheng Tuo did not choose any of the six roads randomly.

Instead it took nearly an hour.

Use a magnifying glass to analyze which road has the most people traveling on it.

Relatively speaking, the more people walk on a road, the safer it is.

Hmm!
After deciding on the route, Zheng Tuo saw that it would be dark in less than eight hours.

To be safe, we will leave tomorrow.

Whatever you do, don't be hasty, take it one step at a time and steadily.

Xiuxian asked, how could it be that easy?

If you are not careful, you might die for no apparent reason at any time.

With this thought in mind, Zheng Tuo finished his dinner with a gusto.

Then, in a good mood, I climbed up an old tree, lay on its branches, sipped tea, and admired the beauty of the sunset.

The end of life is like the sunshine before your eyes, it will eventually disappear into darkness.

So the result is not important; what is important is every minute, every second, every bit, every trace of experience.

Those painful and happy days are proof that I am alive.

I know that one day I will forget that I once stood here, watching the last dance of the sunset.

But I believe that something has left an indelible mark on my soul.

Zheng Tuo wrote down the following words in his diary.

Carefully put the diary away and carry it close to you.

Back in the safe house, I lay in the comfortable bed and fell asleep peacefully.

"How far is that damn Sunset Mountain?"

Wang Ze looked disheveled, and the originally handsome young man had turned into a veteran beggar.

Behind him was a group of guys who looked even more listless.

No danger was encountered.

The mere journey had exhausted the group.

The second day.

Zheng Tuo got up early.

I stretched my muscles, washed my face, went to the toilet, and had breakfast.

Be prepared and go.

Chapter 4: One Step at a Time
Along the way.

The footprints on the road became more scattered.

It looks like some people are attracted by something.

In this way, Zheng Tuo became more cautious and still followed the most footprints.

This way, they walked for half a day.

suddenly!

The alarm talisman on his body vibrated, making a beep, beep, beep sound.

Zheng Tuo immediately stopped moving forward.

The range of the alarm talisman is five hundred meters, and it will sound an alarm if any living creature appears.

At the same time, his nose keenly detected a faint smell of blood.

The smell of blood wafted from the front, it was very faint and could not be smelled at all if you didn't smell it carefully.

There is a smell of blood in this spooky primeval forest.

Obviously not a good sign.

After a little thought, Zheng Tuo decisively chose to retreat.

Although I don’t know what happened ahead, as long as there is blood, it is definitely not a good thing.

To be on the safe side, retreat is the wisest option.

It took Zheng Tuo half a day to return the same way.

Take out your notebook and cross out one of the six roads, indicating that this road is blocked.

A day wasted.

Zheng Tuo was not very anxious. Instead, he was very sure of his approach.

There are six paths, and if he eliminates one wrong path, his chance of success increases by one point.

When all the wrong paths are removed, then success becomes very easy.

As it was getting dark, Zheng Tuo prepared to go back to the safe house to rest.

etc!

No, the safe house has been used once, and long-term residence will leave the scent of the occupant.

Although he had ten breath-concealing talismans to cover up his aura, he was still worried.

It took a little time to open up a new safe house.

After arranging the explosion talismans and alarm talismans around, he could then rest with peace of mind.

Get enough rest and continue exploring new paths tomorrow.

——

Luoxian Sect, inside the main hall.

The five peak masters looked at the bronze mirror in front of them and expressed their opinions.

"This batch of newcomers is really good. So many people have managed to resist the many temptations set by the assessment. It's not easy, not easy."

Yun Qianli nodded and gave his affirmation to this class of freshmen.

"I don't think so. Look, thousands of people have been lured into the trap and disqualified."

Yun Ding pointed at the bronze mirror.

Among them, many people discovered many spiritual objects while traveling.

They were so greedy that they thought they could take everything for themselves, but they didn't know that it was just a test for them.

Anyone who releases the aura of greed will lose the qualification to join the Luoxian Sect.

Luoxian Sect is an immortal cultivation sect, and the most important thing an immortal cultivation sect needs is cohesion.

Only when everyone works together and moves in the same direction can the sect become more and more prosperous.

Only when the sect prospers can they obtain more resources.

Only with more resources can they be promoted to a higher level and become more powerful.

So, don’t underestimate this as just a simple entry-level assessment.

Every detail has been carefully considered.

"Yunding, what do you mean? Why do you always like to go against me? How about we arm wrestle before the freshman competition?"

Yun Qianli was very dissatisfied with Yun Ding's attitude towards him.

Xianding Peak and Qianren Peak are the two main peaks with the most people.

His disciples often compete with each other, and it seems like they are old enemies.

"Okay! I just refined a magic weapon, and I was worried that no one would consecrate it for me. Since you want to be a good person, I will help you."

Yun Ding was not a good-tempered person and retorted immediately.

As the two of them talked, the topic turned from the assessment of new recruits to the issue of fighting.

"Alright, alright, both of you, be quiet. I didn't ask you to come here to fight. I asked you to come here to select outstanding disciples and contribute to the future of Luoxian Sect. If you two continue to make trouble, the quota for new disciples this year will be given to the other three peaks."

Yun Yangzi couldn't help but scold the two guys.

Both of them are extremely talented and have been competing with each other since they started practicing.

All the way from a newcomer to the peak master.

Now because of the high status, there is less friction.

On the contrary, there were frequent frictions among the disciples under each peak, which gave him, the deputy sect leader, a headache, but he was also relieved.

What a sect needs is constant collision and friction.

No one is willing to give in to anyone else. We grow through competition and make breakthroughs through hard work.

If a sect is lifeless, it is not far from true death.

Yun Ding and Yun Qianli were reprimanded. Although they were dissatisfied, they did not dare to say anything.

The reason may be that even if the two of them were tied together, they could not defeat Yun Yangzi.

Otherwise, there would have been chaos long ago.

"interesting!"

Hongniang, who had been silent the whole time, spoke in a low voice, attracting several people's attention.

"Junior sister, have you discovered anything?" Yun Ding asked.

Hongniang smiled indifferently, all the flowers bowed their heads, and the colorful clouds lowered their eyebrows.


"Nothing, I just lament that there are indeed some special little guys in this class."


This is what the matchmaker said.

But he was unconsciously looking at the ancient bronze mirror.

That small red dot that was almost peeled off the edge of the mirror.

If you don't look carefully, you might think that little red dot is dirt.

But if you look closely, you can see that it is indeed a contestant taking the assessment.

It’s just that this player was too slow, too slow, too slow, and was too far away from the main group.

——

The morning sun shines across the earth.

Zheng Tuo followed his usual routine, getting up, brushing his teeth, washing his face, going to the toilet and eating breakfast.

After completing a set of Times Calling radio gymnastics, take out the small notebook.

Choose the second road that is more traveled by people.

Be prepared and go.

Half a day later.

Zheng Tuo stopped and looked at a fast-flowing river ahead.

First, I can’t swim.

Second, you don’t know how deep the water is.

Third, there may be powerful monsters in the river.

So, the most likely scenario is.

I couldn't swim and mistakenly fell into deep water. While struggling, I encountered a monster and was killed.

Danger.

too dangerous.

withdraw.

back to the start.

Take out your little notebook and spend the second wrong path.

The rest is the same as yesterday.

Move, lay mines, and sleep.

The second day.

Start out according to the third route in the notebook.

Half a day later.

A swamp filled with miasma appeared ahead.

It's just a swamp, but there's also miasma. Do you have any shame?

Danger factor red.

withdraw.

Of the six roads, three are blocked.

For this reason, Zheng Tuo was not discouraged because there were still three nos.

The road ahead was not smooth.

The fourth way.

Zheng Tuo had been out for three hours when he heard the sound of fierce fighting and inexplicable roars of beasts.

Without taking a single step closer, Zheng Tuo chose to give up decisively.

The assessment has been underway for more than a week, and there are still people staying nearby, which shows how low the other party's strength is.

Helping the weak will only bring trouble to yourself.

How many great people have died because of helping the weak?

The strong have their own rules of survival, and the weak have their own ways of survival.

No one stipulates that the strong must help the weak.

Let’s not talk about whether you can help.

Even if you can, have you ever asked the weak how they feel?
Maybe they actually enjoy being bullied.

Abandon the fourth path.

Zheng Tuo embarked on the journey of the fifth road.

This time, he seemed to have chosen the right path.

We walked for three full days without sensing any sense of danger along the way.

The continent was flat, allowing him to roll forward.

But Zheng Tuo couldn't be happy because he always had a question in his mind.

That's... where the sixth path leads.

So, in order to curb this kind of thinking.

He made marks on the surrounding trees during the three-day journey.

The reason was that I was afraid that the fifth road might be dangerous and I would forget the way back.

However, it seems that this team is very strong.

Because along the way, he saw many traces of battles.

According to his analysis, the battle should be easy.

This also shows that this group of people is very powerful.

Otherwise, he would have given up and tried the sixth route long ago.

Since the opponent is very powerful, following behind him is obviously the safest method.

Three more days passed with this thought.

Trouble still arose.

Chapter 5 Edge OB
  There was a sound of fighting in front of us.
And listen to the sound of fighting getting closer to you.

Danger!
Hide.

Zheng Tuo skillfully found an old tree and hid under it.

At the same time, just in case.

He took out ten breath-concealing talismans and stuck them on his body.

Hold your breath.

Looking at the battle coming from afar.

"Everyone calm down, surround the demon wolf and look for its weakness before attacking."

Li Jun has a slender figure and holds a silver-white magic sword in his hand. He looks like a peerless warrior, commanding a dozen people to besiege a demon wolf.

“Ah…”

The demon wolf is extremely powerful, with the strength of at least a second-level demon beast.

Among the crowd, he was like an ancient divine beast, unstoppable.

Fortunately, Li Jun is quite strong, he is at the second stage of Qi Refining, and with the help of the people around him, he fights the demon wolf fiercely.

Monsters are naturally powerful.

It can be said that the monsters of the same level are far more powerful than human cultivators.

The two sides fought extremely fiercely.

Many of them were injured, and blood was flowing like water, which made Zheng Tuo grit his teeth.

Too careless, too careless.

Although Li Jun was the main attacker, others assisted.

But a second-level demon wolf is a second-level demon wolf after all.

It is not something you can fight against.

If it were me, I would have run away long ago.

If you win, you can have a big meal of meat, but if you lose, you will die.

If you don’t understand such a simple truth, why are you trying to become an immortal? Just go home and raise pigs.

Zheng Tuo complained in his heart.

Of course, he just couldn't help it.

The more reason is that the other party brings danger to oneself.

How could he, a person who values his life so much, put himself in such a dangerous situation?

Fortunately.

The battle did not last long.

Li Jun used his trump card and forcibly used up two third-grade attack talismans to kill the demon wolf.

Using a third-level talisman with the strength of the second-level Qi Refining is quite a burden for Li Jun.

At the same time, it also means that this grandson is extremely talented.

You should know that if you rashly use talismans that exceed your own level, especially offensive talismans, you will easily suffer backlash.

The mildest cases will be serious injuries, the most severe will be necrosis of the femoral head, and in the late stage the patient will be in a vegetative state.

Unless you are gifted, of course.

Like Li Jun.

When a person of the second level strength uses a third level talisman, all that is consumed is a portion of his physical strength and energy.

Kill the demon wolf and eliminate the danger.

Li Jun came to the body of the demon wolf, holding a silver dagger.

In no time, he took out a magic pill from the wolf's belly.

The demon pill is the foundation of the demon beast's cultivation. Like a human's golden pill, it stores all the essence of the demon beast.

Therefore, demon pills are extremely precious resources for cultivation.

Just one demon core from a second-level demon beast might be enough to exchange for hundreds of low-grade spirit stones.

Of course, exchanging spirit stones is only the worst option.

You know, demon pills are of great help in refining pills, making talismans, puppet research, and even refining magic weapons.

It can be said to be one of the most popular spiritual objects after the spirit stone.

Everyone looked at the magic pill in Li Jun's hand with desire in their eyes.

Obviously they all knew the benefits and uses of the demon pill.

A second-level demon pill would at least allow them to practice less for one or two years.

In the novice stage, practicing one or two years less is enough to widen the gap with people of the same generation, thereby obtaining more resources from the sect for practice.

It seemed that he was aware of the greedy gazes of the people around him.

Li Jun held up the magic pill and motioned everyone to look.

Even Zheng Tuo looked up with a concerned look.

"Everyone, this demon pill is the result of our joint battle, and it is also the testimony of our friendship. Tell me your names, and I will exchange this demon pill for spirit stones and share it equally with everyone."

After these words were spoken, the greed in everyone's eyes was finally seen.

"Brother Li Jun, if it weren't for you, we would have been eliminated along the way. In my opinion, just keep the demon pill as protection money, hahahaha..."

Li Jun's younger brother secretly fanned the flames, trying to help his boss get the demon pill.

"That's right, Senior Brother Li is a good person and very powerful. When we all join the Luoxian Sect, we must support each other. With Senior Brother Li's protection, we will definitely not be bullied."

There was a young girl with peach blossoms in her eyes, drooling all over the floor as she looked at Li Jun, looking very unpresentable.

As the two of them spoke, the dozen or so people present began to make a noise.

"Everyone, please be patient."

Li Jun raised his hand to suppress the noise.

"I, Li Jun, have no virtue or ability to deserve such support from you all. Don't worry, I will definitely do whatever I can to help you. As for this demon pill, please respect my wishes and the fruits of your labor. When I can exchange it for spirit stones, I will share it with you all."

At this moment, many people saw that Li Jun was emitting a charming glow.


The light was so dazzling that people dared not look directly at it.


Maybe this is what is called personal charm.

"Master, this is a master."

Zheng Tuo did not see the light emanating from Li Jun, he only saw the birth of trouble.

Take out the blacklist, write down Li Jun, and mark him as an S-level person who cannot be approached.

This Li Jun is no simple person. His control over people's hearts has reached perfection.

In his previous world, he would definitely be the leader of a pyramid scheme.

You must never get close to this kind of person.

When he sells you out later, you will probably just say thank you with a smile.

After recording, put away the notebook.

I was wondering when this group of people would leave.

But judging from the situation, the people in the distance had no intention of leaving.

Instead, he planned to spend the night by a small river not far from here.

Too careless, too careless.

Zheng Tuo continued to complain.

Having just killed the demon wolf, the surrounding area is filled with a strong smell of blood.

In such a primeval forest, the smell of blood is the fuse, which can easily attract more monsters to spy.

Choosing to spend the night by the river is simply seeking death.

certainly.

Zheng Tuo was just complaining and had no intention of giving any warning.

What if they have a backup plan and wait for the monsters to attack so they can catch them all in one fell swoop and earn some monster pills?

think carefully.

If it were me, I would definitely set traps around in advance.

First, there is a maze that allows the monsters to kill each other.

Next comes a set of explosive talismans to catch the remaining monsters.

Finally, choose the explosive bow and arrow to bomb indiscriminately from a long distance for half an hour.

Your ashes will be evaporated.

Anyway, the demon pill is very strong and not easy to destroy.

It also saves you the trouble of getting your hands dirty with a knife, you can just pick up the demon pills from the ground.

Zheng Tuo simulated what would happen in a moment based on his own personality.

But he himself did not move.

First of all, he was not sure whether there were any monsters attracted around.

Wouldn't it be very embarrassing if he came face to face with a monster when he went down?

In one, he was safe where he was now.

The top of the ancient tree is at least thirty meters from the ground.

There are twenty breath-concealing talismans stuck all over his body.

Even so, he was still a little worried.

Especially after watching Li Jun and others fight with the demon wolf.

Take out a bottle of animal repellent powder from your backpack.

Sprinkle the entire bottle of animal repellent powder on yourself.

Then, he reached into his backpack and pulled out three more bottles of animal repellent powder.

He then poured all three bottles of animal repellent powder on himself.

After finishing, Zheng Tuo shook his head.

Damn it!

I should have brought more animal repellent powder.

There are only three bottles, which obviously doesn't seem to be enough.

Take out your little notebook, write down your mistake this time, and make sure to bring enough necessities next time.

As night fell, the sky became dark.

The smell of meat, wine and laughter came from the riverside.

If everyone worked together to kill a second-level monster, it would be enough for them to brag about it for three to five years.

But it was clear that the primeval forest was not the place for them to celebrate.

On top of the ancient tree, Zheng Tuo's eyes were as bright as the bright moon in the sky, without any sign of sleepiness.

He plans to stay up all night tonight.

First of all, we didn’t find a particularly safe hiding place.

Secondly, there were no warning equipment set up around the area.

With all this going on, how could he possibly sleep?

And after smelling the aroma of meat and wine, Zheng Tuo became even more alert.

In the primeval forest, not only did you light a fire in the middle of the night, you also barbecued, drank, and danced in the square.

Damn, you guys are really looking for trouble.

If I were a monster, I would come to kill you in a minute and let you feel the wildness of the primeval forest.

It seemed to confirm what he was thinking.

"Roar……"

The beast's roar was low, like thunder exploding from the ground, coming from afar.

Chapter 6 A Bold Idea
  A three-meter-tall colorful tiger, like an ancient beast, ran towards them, roaring.
The whole forest was suddenly filled with a bloody atmosphere.

“Hiss, hiss, hiss…”

A large spotted snake as thick as a bucket poked half of its head out from the other side of the stream.

The scarlet eyes were like two evil god's sharp blades, staring at the crowd on the other side of the river with ruthlessness and coldness.

The tiger and the snake are both at the second stage of Qi Refining.

As soon as he appeared, he locked onto Li Jun and others.

“Damn it!”

Li Jun knew something was wrong when he heard the tiger's roar.

I thought the demon wolf was the boss of this territory, and if I killed the demon wolf, there would be no danger.

Even if there are monsters, their strength is at most first-level monsters.

He can face a first-level monster with ease.

In fact, part of the reason why he chose to station here was because he was hoping for the appearance of a first-level monster.

Then, it will be his time to perform.

Kill the first-level monster in seconds and show your unparalleled heroism.

It will leave an indelible impression in the hearts of this group of people, which will be of great benefit to my future practice.

But I never expected it.

What came was not a first-level monster, but a second-level monster, and there were two of them together.

"Ready to fight."

Li Jun issued an order.

The people who had just been singing, dancing, eating meat and drinking wine suddenly became nervous.

No extra crap.

The battle started in an instant.

The tiger and the giant snake were previously suppressed by the demon wolf. Now that the demon wolf has been killed, the two are determined to become the overlords of this forest.

The three-way battle was extremely chaotic.

Although there was no spiritual energy explosion that could burn mountains and boil seas, the degree of cruelty was definitely beyond imagination.

"Roar……"

The tiger roared, opened its bloody mouth, and bit a young man to death immediately.

Blood splattered, dyeing the tiger's head red, making it look extremely ferocious and terrifying.

Everyone around was terrified.

They were just teenagers of fourteen or fifteen years old and had never seen such a tragic situation.

They thought that after killing the demon wolf, they would be invincible in this primeval forest.

They celebrated and they sang.

In the blink of an eye, the brothers who had just been eating meat and drinking together fell in a pool of blood.

Everyone howled instinctively in fear, and the situation was out of control.

It was on the top of an old tree not far from them.

Zheng Tuo's eyes widened as he looked at the scene happening in the distance and kept shaking his head.

Too careless, too careless, too careless.

He muttered to himself and took out a stack of breath-concealing talismans from his backpack.

I stuck them on my body one by one, complaining in my heart as I did so.

Just cultivate immortality, why fight?

Fighting can't make you immortal.

Fighting won’t make you immortal.

I was still young and impetuous, and too reckless.

The battle by the creek ended quickly.

Two monsters were killed, and Li Jun and others won a tragic victory, with many people dying.

There was no laughter, no one even talked.

There was a gloomy look on everyone's face.

The bonfire went out.

The surroundings fell into darkness, just like their state of mind at the moment.

"Walk."

Li Jun is also a decisive person.

I know that the battle just now might attract more monsters.

If a second-level monster came, all of them would die here.

The survivors left in the night, and soon the place fell into silence.

Zheng Tuo did not leave with him.

The night in the primeval forest is too dangerous and not suitable for traveling.

"Roar……"

Just as Li Jun guessed, the roars of beasts continued to be heard.

A large number of monsters gathered in this direction.

Zheng Tuo held his breath and looked at the place where the battle had just taken place.

etc!

What the hell is that!

Several white lights suddenly appeared at the place where the battle had just taken place.

The white light was like a ghost, transforming into several rays of starlight, shooting into the sky and disappearing in the blink of an eye.


What's going on?
It's haunted!
Zheng Tuo was confused.


wrong!

Where are the bodies?
Zheng Tuo was surprised to find that the cold bodies that had just been lying on the ground were gone.

Really?

Zheng Tuo quickly took out a magnifying glass, adjusted the degree, and looked at the sky around him.

As I searched, my guess became clearer.

It turned out to be like this!
It seems that death in the assessment is not real death.

The Luoxian Sect must have some unknown means to protect them.

However, this was just a guess and he did not have any substantial evidence.

In comparison, the group of monsters below with bared teeth and marching in square steps are more practical.

Fortunately, he was well prepared, holding his breath and being alert to the group of monsters under the ancient tree.

Li Jun let out a sigh of relief as he left.

Fortunately they ran fast, otherwise, they would all be buried here.

"Everyone, the road ahead is unknown. You and I will have a bumpy road ahead. I hope we can unite as one. The road to becoming an immortal is littered with bones. Your and my fate is in our own hands. The road to becoming an immortal is long. I hope that one day, you and I can laugh and talk about the mundane world while on the road to becoming an immortal."

It has to be said that Li Jun is a natural leader.

They had just experienced a brutal battle, which left an indelible mark on their young hearts.

He was at the lowest point in his life, but after hearing a few heartfelt words from Li Jun, hope was rekindled.

Luoxian Sect, inside the main hall.

"Not bad."

Yun Ding nodded.

"This Li Jun's talent is indeed good. At such a young age, he has already reached the second stage of Qi Refining. He is also smart and decisive. His leadership aura is even more rare. However, his character is a little lacking. He needs to be tempered a little more. In the future, he will definitely have a place in the Eastern Region."

Yun Ding was generous in his praise.

My love for Li Jun is beyond words.

"Well, I also think that Li Jun is good. After he joins my Qianren Peak, I will train him well."

Yun Qianli acted as if he had already taken Li Jun into his pocket, which made Yun Ding dissatisfied.

"Join your Qianren Peak? What a joke! This Li Jun is obviously more suitable for my Xianding Peak. Don't even think about targeting him."

Xian Ding choked.

"Why? Don't you already have a leader, Lu Danchen, at Xianding Peak? Why do you need Li Jun?"

"Tsk! Don't you have the Tyrant Blade at Qianren Peak? Why don't you tell us?"

The two seemed to be about to quarrel again.

At the high position, Yun Yangzi felt a headache.

"Funny little guy."

It's rare for the matchmaker to take action.

With a light tap of the jade hand, a picture appeared on the bronze mirror.

In the picture, a young man is hiding on the top of an old tree, secretly watching the battle in the distance, shaking his head from time to time, looking as if he doesn't understand.

"Humph! While our fellow disciples were fighting with the monsters, this person was hiding in the back watching the fun. Our Luoxian Sect does not need such people."

Yun Qianli has a bad temper and says whatever he wants.

"I agree with Qianli on this point. Putting aside his strength, just based on his character, this boy is not worthy of being a disciple of Luoxian Sect."

It's rare for Yun Ding to stand on the same front with Yun Qianli.

"I have been observing this young man." Hongniang said, "He has been very careful from the beginning. He has not encountered any danger along the way. Or rather, he has cleverly avoided all dangers. I have to say that this person is unprecedentedly cautious. I have never seen such a cautious person before in my life."

"What's the point of being cautious? If he sets foot in cultivating immortals, he will inevitably fight with others. We'll see how cautious he can be then."

Lei Xing, who had been silent, couldn't help but speak.

The mortal world is not peaceful now.

A holy war broke out in the Golden Realm to fight against the invasion of demons.

Almost every cultivator must participate in the holy war.

On that holy war battlefield, let’s see how cautious you can be.

"Old Lei is right." Yun Yangzi nodded.

"The road to becoming an immortal is littered with bones. Opportunities need to be seized, not waited for. This boy's character is really not suitable for becoming an immortal."

Several people didn't speak very highly of Zheng Tuo, and seemed to be disgusted with him.

"I think it's quite interesting."

Hongniang looked at Zheng Tuo, who was extremely cautious on the screen, and found it very interesting.

"Unfortunately, my Piao Miao Peak only accepts female disciples. Although it is interesting, it is not worth breaking the rules for it."

"Change it, change it, there are so many young people with potential. What's the point of watching this kind of thing? It's disgusting."

Lei Xing has a hot temper.

As the founder of the Luoxian Sect's Law Enforcement Hall, being swift and decisive is his nature.

Among those present, only Wudao of Wudao Peak did not speak, still resting with his eyes closed.

Everyone knows Wudao's character, so no one will say anything.

It's strange.

Wudao is probably even weirder than that cautious boy.

Zheng Tuo, who was taking the test, didn't know that one of his feet had been lifted out of Luoxian Sect and the other foot was in the air.

He looked at the monsters that kept appearing before him and suddenly had a bold idea.

dammnit the big villain appear at ch10, wait a little more

  Chapter 7: Forced to be a hard-working fisherman
  There are quite a few monsters, both first and second level.
But these guys were wary of each other and did not take action immediately.

Judging from the situation, I’m afraid a fight won’t break out in the near future.

Zheng Tuo licked his lips and had evil thoughts.

He saw the second-level demon pill in Li Jun's hand just now.

It's impossible not to be moved.

A second-level demon pill could allow him to practice less than one or two years.

So many monsters are gathered here now.

If a fight breaks out, at least four or five second-level demon pills and several first-level demon pills will be collected.

no.

We can't let them hang around here.

Get dry.

Quietly took out a packet of powder from the backpack.

《Heart Dream Phosphorescent Powder》

It is made from dream grass and phosphorescent snake gall.

After inhaling this powder, people will experience hallucinations.

The source of the hallucination is the most fearful thing in your heart.

then.

He had a set of pancakes and a large white steamed bun.

I got it from an old beggar.

It is also one of his thirty-six hole cards.

Put on the homemade gas mask and open the oil paper on the outer layer of Xinmeng phosphor powder.

He doesn't have to do anything.

A gentle breeze blew, and the Xinmeng phosphorescent powder was blown into the herd of animals.

In an instant.

If a drop of water is dropped into a boiling oil pan, the entire herd of animals will explode instantly.

Zheng Tuo didn't know what the monster feared most deep in its heart.

But it's definitely powerful enough.

Hundreds of beasts fought each other, causing a stir in the entire forest.

Terrible!

Quite tragic.

The battle lasted all night.

The battle between dozens of monsters dyed the land red.

The smell of blood filled the air.

It's disgusting when it enters the mouth and nose.

Ten miles in radius.

No living creature dares to approach this Shura field.

Zheng Tuo hid in the treetop.

Witness the battle from start to finish.

The battles between monsters are mainly simple and unpretentious.

Except for a few dying monsters, the rest were almost torn to pieces.

There is a thigh on the east and an arm on the west, just like the Bagua formation.

Zheng Tuo hid in the treetop and didn't move.

Even if there were dozens of demon pills waving at him on the ground, he looked like "come over and play, it's fun".

He didn't move either.

The reason why I didn't move.

It’s because he didn’t know whether the monster below was dead or not.

He is just an ordinary person.

A slap from the monster could kill him.

What if there is a zombie down there?

It's never wrong to be cautious.

The sun was high in the sky, approaching noon.

Zheng Tuo felt that it was about right.

If he delays any further, it will be difficult for him to catch up with Li Jun and other bodyguards.

If I go back and walk alone, it might be dangerous.

There was no rush to climb down the ancient tree.

Instead, he pulled out a set of bow and arrows from his backpack.

The bow and arrow have been specially modified by him, making it more powerful, and the arrowhead is wrapped with explosive talismans.

Stand on the top of the tree, draw the bow and shoot the arrow.

During his ten years of preparation, archery was one of the compulsory courses.

long distance.

High lethality.

It is sneak attacking.

“Swoosh…”

An arrow was shot out and accurately hit the head of a monster.

“Bang!”

The monster's head exploded in an instant like a big watermelon.

Even if the monster is very strong and its head explodes, it will not be able to survive.

“Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh…”


The sound of several arrows breaking through the air was heard, accurately hitting the heads of the monsters.


After shooting all the monsters' heads apart.

Zheng Tuo quickly climbed down the ancient tree along the rope.

With the speed of lightning and thunder.

Put all the corpses of monsters into the space backpack.

The whole process takes no more than two minutes.

Seven second-level demon pills.

Twelve first-level demon pills were collected.

The movements are so skillful, as if they have been practiced millions of times.

After taking the demon pill, Zheng Tuo quickly took off his clothes.

Tie a stone to a rope and throw it into the stream to sink to the bottom.

He used the river water to wash off the blood on his body, then took a cleansing pill and sprayed himself with a special perfume.

After doing all this, change into clean clothes and leave quickly.

The whole process took Zheng Tuo four minutes and thirty-seven seconds.

Skilled in planning and action.

It's simply at a textbook level.

The road ahead was not as smooth as imagined.

After all, as we get closer to Sunset Mountain.

The number of battles around increased exponentially.

Not only did Li Jun's team suffer repeated attacks from monsters, but they also suffered heavy losses.

Other teams also encountered attacks from monsters.

In Zheng Tuo’s homemade sunglasses.

From time to time, white light flashed across the sky.

I guess that means an announcement that someone has withdrawn from the assessment.

Whenever a white light flashed, Zheng Tuo would take out a small notebook, record the coordinates of the white light, and then sneak over.

The purpose is simple, to pick up the demon pill.

The battle with monsters is not easy.

Whenever Zheng Tuo arrived at the scene, he would basically see the human race being defeated and killed without a single survivor.

Based on past experience.

Zheng Tuo crouched in the dark and watched, and after the human teenagers ran away, he used Xinmeng phosphorescent powder to carry out the inhumane act of taking advantage of the situation.

certainly!

Things don't always go smoothly.

For example, encountering a stronger team.

After killing the monster, there is still enough energy to pick up the monster pill.

When encountering such a team, Zheng Tuo expressed his desire to stop me from taking advantage of the situation. How shameless.

So, he would usually take out a sound-receiving talisman.

Play the recorded sound of the beast's roar.

Once released, dozens of wild beasts will run wild.

Compared with life and demon pill, life is obviously more important.

Normally, the human teenagers would leave quickly.

They were afraid that monsters would appear and surround them.

In this way, Zheng Tuo could reluctantly become the fisherman.

You know what, it feels great to be a fisherman.

Along the way, we not only identified many safe roads, but also gained a lot.

Happy days are like the girl from the next class passing by the window.

Very short, but very beautiful.

Five days later.

Ahead, a mountain peak towers into the clouds, rising from the ground.

At the foot of the mountain, a stone tablet reads the destination, Sunset Mountain.

Thousands of people gathered in front of the stone tablet.

"Everyone, ahead is the base camp of the forest wolf monster. We must unite as one to pass. I believe this is also the ultimate test given to you and me by the sect. As long as we pass, you and I will definitely become a member of the Luoxian Sect. On that immortal road, there will definitely be you and me stopping..."

Li Jun stood on a big rock, looking heroic and full of heroic spirit.

Thinking of the companions who were killed that night.

He was determined to wipe out the group of monsters and avenge his dead companions.

"Everyone, rest here today, and set out tomorrow to fight to the death."

Li Jun's speech boosted everyone's confidence.

Everyone echoed loudly as if they were injected with chicken blood.

I guess no one will stop him, so he will rush up Sunset Mountain to fight the Timberwolves to his death.

Zheng Tuo changed his usual cautious character and did not leave.

Instead, I chose to rest here.

Although he did not encounter any danger in the past few days, he did not get enough rest.

A man was working as a fisherman, picking up demon pills until his arms ached and he couldn't get 100% sleep.

On the contrary, there are many people here who can act as security, allowing you to rest in peace.

Everyone was busy preparing the tents and starting to cook.

Sharpening the sword, preparing for the decisive battle tomorrow.

Chapter 8 The Correct Use of the Roundabout Tactic
Zheng Tuo's arrival did not attract anyone's attention.

Zheng Tuo was delighted by this.

After twists and turns, he arrived at the center of the crowd, close to Li Jun's tent.

Based on his recent observation.

Among those present, Li Jun's strength is among the strongest, at the second level of Qi Refining.

There are a few guys around Li Jun who seem to be quite strong.

Therefore, the safety factor when resting among a group of people is 78.6 percentage points higher than when resting outside.

Even if a monster attacks at night, he will not be the first to be attacked.

And Li Jun is a person who takes on a lot of responsibilities.

If you are in danger, as long as you shout for help, the other party will definitely not stand idly by.

They successfully set up camp right next to Li Jun's tent.

It was already noon when we finished.

After a simple lunch, Zheng Tuo did not go out of the tent to socialize or meet friends. Instead, he chose to rest in the tent.

It was early morning, before daybreak.

When everyone was asleep, Zheng Tuo woke up.

He quietly packed his bags and left the camp.

Fighting the monster head on!
What a joke!

The monsters are blessed by heaven and earth and are extremely powerful from birth, especially their physical bodies, which are more than ten blocks ahead of humans and even have their own toilet.

The human race's strength lies in their well-developed brains and intelligence.

Now you have to use your weakness to counter the opponent's strength.

Clearly not a prudent strategy.

Although there are several masters such as Li Jun in charge.

But the others are just ordinary people with almost zero fighting power.

Just these little kids like them are probably not enough to fill the Timberwolves' teeth.

I am not a second-level Qi Refining cultivator like Li Jun who is gifted.

I am just an ordinary person.

You ask me, an ordinary person, to charge against you, a cultivator, and become a passerby on your road to cultivation.

Is it your brain that is broken or is it mine?

Therefore, he had already decided to adopt a roundabout tactic when everyone started fighting.

The so-called roundabout tactics.

Just go around the group of monsters in front of you and go up the mountain.

He believed that as long as the war started, all the monsters would be attracted.

Then, the other ways up the mountain are safe.

There is such a plan.

It took two hours to find seven paths leading up the mountain.

Zheng Tuo hid in the safe house.

He would go up the mountain as soon as the battle began.

The pale sky in the horizon woke Shen Yang up like an alarm clock.

In the camp, people got up early.

After breakfast, I was fully prepared.

Set off to Sunset Mountain.

The battle started as expected.

But unexpectedly, the group did not engage in hand-to-hand combat with the monster forest wolf.

Instead, a person with a genius in formation brought out the formation plate.

Everyone held weapons and hid in the protective formation to fight with the forest wolves.

Zheng Tuo, who saw this scene from a distance, nodded with relief.

What did I say?

Human beings rely on wisdom to cultivate immortality.

It is the unparalleled wisdom that has made the human race prosperous today.

God has given us such incredible wisdom.

You're using it to stir up trouble!
That's a crime.

Zheng Tuo couldn't help but complain about the people fighting in the distance.

There is a formation to support it.

The result is that the two sides are evenly matched for a while.

The battle started, attracting people from all directions.

An individual forest wolf is not a powerful monster in itself, and the wolf king is probably only at the second level.

But its strength lies in its large number.

Densely packed and endless.

There are thousands of humans.

But they were surrounded by the Timberwolves, and every step forward took a lot of effort.

Zheng Tuo held a magnifying glass and took in the battle scene.

“That’s a bit strong!”

In field of vision.

Li Jun, who was at the second stage of Qi Refining, held a silver-white magic sword in his hand, standing at the front of the team and killing people indiscriminately.


The first-level forest wolf was as fragile as paper in front of him.


From a visual perspective, it's quite shocking.

Behind him, there are several others who are equally strong.

With a full-strength burst, the situation is unpredictable and the fighting power is overflowing.

"come on!"

Zheng Tuo cheered everyone up in his heart, but he himself did not move.

To be on the safe side, wait a bit.

Apparently, his caution paid off.

Wolves came from all directions and joined the battle, making the scene even more chaotic.

It's not just the Timberwolves.

There were also some clever human teenagers who tried to climb the mountain using the same method as him.

However, he was caught by a passing timber wolf and had a fierce fight with him.

Zheng Tuo hid in the dark and saw everything clearly.

You try to imitate me, but you can't learn even a bit of my essence.

Zheng Tuo shook his head, expressing his disappointment at his colleague's unprofessional approach.

No one would go climbing right after a war starts. At least you should wait a while.

Apparently, there weren't many people as cautious as him.

Many people have received the message.

The first guy to complete the assessment will receive a special reward.

This group of people are all going there for the special rewards.

One by one, they hurried out of their hiding places and headed towards the top of the mountain.

"Go ahead, go ahead, and help me explore the road to see if there is any danger ahead."

Zheng Tuo has never been a person who likes to take the initiative, he prefers to be passive.

Two hours after the battle began.

Zheng Tuo was sure that there were no other people like him around.

Decided to set off.

Following the planned route, we quietly climbed up the halfway point of Sunset Mountain from the small path.

The whole process is not dangerous at all.

After all, this road has been explored by good colleagues before, and several lives have been lost for it.

One thousand meters ahead is the destination of this assessment, the Sunset Mountain Platform.

Stepping onto the platform means that he has completed the assessment and officially joined the Luoxian Sect.

Looking at the broad road before him, he only needs to walk on it to complete this assessment and join the Luoxian Sect.

Achieved his first goal that he had been preparing for ten years.

But in accordance with Zheng Tuo's cautious character, he stopped and did not move forward.

There is an old saying that goes, A journey of a hundred miles begins with a single step.

Who knows if there is any danger ahead?

The Luoxian Sect is a well-known sect of cultivating immortals in the Eastern Region, not too small.

The assessment is definitely not easy.

What if a big boss jumps out at the end?

With my small body.

One basic attack will kill him.

So, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, hide first.

Wouldn't it be better to wait for Li Jun and others to rush up and let them take the lead to clear the way for you?

As for the special reward for being the first to reach the summit, he really wasn't interested.

It’s nothing more than giving some pills or something.

That thing itself is not safe. Who knows whether the hands were washed when refining the elixir, and whether some messy things were mixed in.

So even if I get the elixir, I won’t eat it myself.

It's useless to have it and it's risky. Why do you want it?

The safe house is easy to deal with.

He took out the prepared explosive talisman and began to set traps around.

The purpose of the trap is the backhand.

In case Li Jun and others lose the battle and the Timberwolves return home, he can't just sit there and be neighbors with the Timberwolves.

It never goes wrong to have a backup plan.

have to say.

Setting traps seems to be a talent that one is born with.

I don’t know why, it just feels so easy.

It's just like men like looking at beautiful women and women like looking at handsome men, it's innate.

"Huh!"

After setting the trap, Zheng Tuo suddenly noticed a flash of light in the distance.

At the same time, the spirit-detecting talisman on his waist vibrated as if he had epilepsy.

It indicates that there is a huge gathering of spiritual energy in that bright place.

Chapter 9 Wouldn't it be a bit disrespectful not to take it?
  According to his personality, there is a 100% chance that he would not snoop.
If you peek even though you know something is fishy, you're only asking for trouble.

What if the other party knew that I had a huge sum of money in my pocket and set a trap for me, waiting for me to fall into the trap and steal my magic pill?

but.

This time.

He still followed his heart.

Do whatever you want.

It has nothing to do with me.

I have earned a lot of demon pills along the way. Only those who are content can live longer.

Check the trap and confirm that it is correct.

Zheng Tuo didn't take another step.

Return to the safe house.

Wait quietly for Li Jun and others to come up and complete the assessment.

but……

Just because you don't look at the light doesn't mean others won't look at it.

“Ahh…”

The howl of a wolf with a chicken head and a broken face came from the glowing place.

Then a tender voice was heard.

Someone was fighting with the wolf king, and it sounded very intense.

"I told you there must be a trap. Those old guys from Luoxian Sect are not good people. Fortunately, I was cautious, otherwise the demon pill would be lost."

Zheng Tuo became more convinced that the path he was taking was not wrong.

“Boom…”

The battle in the glowing place is fierce.

And it is gradually approaching Zheng Tuo's safe house.

Zheng Tuo frowned.

What the hell!

I'm just making a simple complaint, do you really need to start a fight?

Thinking in my heart.

“Tap tap…”

An agile figure, like a civet cat, landed steadily on top of Zheng Tuo's head.

This is a young girl, tall in stature, with long fiery red hair, wearing a red feather battle armor, holding a 10-foot-long flaming spear, looking extremely heroic, as heroic as a female war goddess.

The plump girl's eyes were like lightning, sweeping around.

After confirming that there was no one around, he took out a palm-sized red treasure box from his arms.

He carefully buried the red treasure box in the soil at his feet, then stood up and left quickly.

As soon as the plump girl left, Zheng Tuo felt a fishy wind coming.

The wolf king was the size of a calf, his eyes were blood red, and he exuded a fierce murderous intent.

Third level wolf king!

Damn it!
Zheng Tuo's heart was in his throat, and he dared not fart.

What's going on!
How could a third-level wolf king appear here?

This is too big!

If this wolf king joins the battle at the foot of the mountain, everyone below will die.

Even Li Jun would be killed instantly at any moment.

Fortunately, he was well prepared.

There are ten breath-concealing talismans stuck on his body.

From head to toe, all breath is covered.

Even though the Wolf King’s strength is as high as level three, as long as he doesn’t move, it will be difficult for the other party to discover him.

The wolf king was obviously here in search of the plump girl.

It stuck out its nose and sniffed.

I didn't smell the location where the red treasure box was buried.

But he could smell the scent left by the plump girl.

The four hooves exerted force, turning into a bloody wind and chasing in one direction.

Zheng Tuo didn't move.

Hiding quietly in his own safe house.

He believes it.

The safe house that I developed after three years of painstaking effort is absolutely reliable.

As long as you don't expose yourself actively.

Even the Wolf King at the seventh level of Qi Refining could not detect his existence.

right.

Just that confident.

The wait didn't last long.

There were sounds of fighting in the distance.

I guess the wolf king caught up with the plump girl and the two started fighting.

so……

Zheng Tuo looked towards the place where the red treasure box was buried.

I'm willing to steal something even if I risk being hunted down by a Level 3 Wolf King.

I believe it is definitely more valuable than the second-level beast pill.

What spiritual object is stronger than the second-level beast pill?

Zheng Tuo left the safe house after confirming that there was no one around.

Put on gloves, carefully dig up the soil, and take out the red treasure box that the round girl had just buried.

The box is exquisite and made of ceramic.

There is a fiery red lotus logo on it, and it is obviously a woman's thing.


Prudent.


Zheng Tuo took out a formation plate from his backpack.

A first-grade breath-concealing formation.

Just like a first-grade breath-concealing talisman, it can conceal one's own breath.

Its effect is definitely much stronger than the breath-concealing talisman.

At the same time, the Breath-Concealing Formation can also be considered a defensive formation.

The breath-concealing formation was activated, and the five-meter area around Zheng Tuo was blocked, so no breath could leak out.

After it's done.

Place the red treasure box in the formation.

He was outside the formation, using prepared branches to carefully open the red treasure box.

The red box was easily opened.

There were no harmful mechanisms, nor any powerful spiritual energy explosions.

Zheng Tuo looked up.

In the treasure box, there lay quietly a broken piece of ancient white jade.

There is nothing special about it.

It's like a replica sold at a second-hand stall, and has no value at all.

I don't know what this thing is used for though.

But if it is fought over by the plump girl and the wolf king, it must be a good thing.

Put it away for now and study it later.

He took out a white porcelain treasure box from his backpack.

The white porcelain treasure box, like the red treasure box, can isolate smells, and the two belong to the same category of sexual items.

Put the broken ancient jade into your own white porcelain treasure box and keep it carefully.

He lowered his head and looked at the empty red treasure box.

Zheng Tuo was resistant in his heart.

The broken ancient jade that the plump girl had snatched at the risk of her life.

I took it away so easily.

It always feels exciting.

Bah!
It feels inhumane and unprofessional.

But you said he put this thing in front of him.

If you don't take it, it would be a bit disrespectful to others.

never mind.

Zheng Tuo took out a white flour bun from his backpack.

"Sister Yuanrun, I'm telling you, white steamed buns may be worthless to others, but they mean a lot to me. When I was a kid, my family was poor and we only ate coarse grains. I wouldn't trade a white steamed bun for anything even if you made me the Jade Emperor. So I've had a problem since I was a kid. Eating a white steamed bun will make me feel better even when I'm in a bad mood. Eat it, eat it. People always have to face setbacks and grow up. Remember next time that good things should be carried close to you. Any behavior of hiding spiritual objects is hooliganism, and I, your brother, will definitely hit hooligan hard."

Zheng Tuo was planning to exchange his most precious white flour steamed bun for the broken ancient jade.

but……

He looked at the steamed buns in the red treasure box and felt reluctant to leave.

forget it.

What if the other party finds me based on the smell of the white flour buns?

After all, I am the only one in the entire mortal world who knows how to make delicious white flour steamed buns.

From now on, everyone will be a disciple of the Luoxian Sect.

It's better to be safe than sorry.

The girl just now looked extremely hot.

Pooh.

He seems to have an extremely bad temper.

A Qi Refining Stage 2 cultivator dares to wrestle with a Wolf King Stage 3.

If you are caught by them, you will be skinned, skewered and eaten with soybean paste.

Prudent.

Place the red box back into the soil.

Clean up the surrounding area.

Zheng Tuo moved to the safe house without hesitation and continued to hide, waiting for Li Jun and others to come and kill him.

“Boom boom boom…”

The sound of explosions came from a distance.

The battle between Li Jun and others has entered a white-hot stage.

The battle between the two sides was fierce, the sky was dark and the sun and moon were dim.

I have to say that Li Jun's grandson is truly brave and invincible.

Holding the silver-white fairy sword, like a god of war, he led the crowd to fight his way out of a bloody battle.

"Go! Victory is just around the corner."

Li Jun was covered in blood, holding up the silver-white fairy sword, and ordered everyone to charge.

"rush!"

"rush!"

"rush!"

Everyone's blood was ignited and they rushed towards the Sunset Mountain platform howling.

"Come on! Come on! You are the best."

Zheng Tuo hid in the safe house, watching Li Jun and others charge forward desperately and giving them spiritual encouragement.

As everyone rushed forward desperately.

Sudden!

A strong wind blew at the entrance of Sunset Mountain Platform.

The third-level wolf king stepped with a vigorous posture, blocking everyone's way.

@Assurbanipal_II @Simple_Russian_Boi ok here we got, finally he makes his entrance and THE FUN BEGINS

  Chapter 10 The Arrangement is Clear
"Fuck! No way!"

Zheng Tuo said secretly.

Didn't the wolf king go after that plump girl? Why is he coming back again?

Zheng Tuo took out a magnifying glass and looked for the plump girl.

I searched for a long time but couldn't find it.

But for some reason, he felt an inexplicable chill on his back, as if he was being stared at by some terrifying beast.

I feel terrible.

"Who, who did it, who is it."

The red owl was furious.

Powerful fire aura burst out from his body.

It was like a human-shaped volcano, erupting wildly.

The broken ancient jade that she had snatched from the third-level wolf king at the cost of half her life was actually stolen.

She was so angry that she was as violent as a female devil.

The powerful fire aura destroyed all the surrounding trees.

At the same time, a deep pit was revealed at her feet.

The deep pit was obviously a hiding place dug by someone, as the surrounding soil had been renovated and there were obvious signs of human activity.

"asshole!"

The red owl was already angry, and became even more violent after seeing the deep pit.

It turns out that when I was hiding something, this grandson was already hiding under my feet.

"Don't let me know who you are. If I find out, I will peel off your skin, string you up on a stick, and eat you with sauce..."

The red owl's teeth were chattering and its eyes were spitting fire.

“Ahem…”

Zheng Tuo suddenly shuddered and felt like someone was scolding him.

Feeling guilty, he tightened the collar of his clothes.

He casually took out ten breath-concealing talismans and stuck them on his back.

This makes me feel more at ease.

far away.

Li Jun and others fought against the Wolf King, and the battle was even more brutal than just now.

The third-level wolf king is extremely powerful, and wherever he goes, he kills people.

The defensive formation was as fragile as paper in front of him. He rushed into the crowd and slaughtered them like he was mowing wheat.

But it was obvious that although the wolf king was brave, he had wounds on his body.

I don’t know who could hurt such a powerful wolf king.

Seeing the wounds on the wolf king's body, Zheng Tuo silently took out ten breath-concealing talismans and stuck them on his body.

No need to think, it must have been the work of the plump girl.

Using the strength of a second-stage Qi Refining cultivator to injure a third-stage wolf king, this talent can be seen with the naked eye.

Take out the blacklist and write it down.

Round girl, SS level focuses on staying away from the target.

Putting away the blacklist, Zheng Tuo began to observe the battle in the distance.

Li Jun and others were able to temporarily deal with the injured wolf king.

But no one would believe that we can defeat him.

We can’t just rely on Li Jun and others now.

You need to take control of your destiny to feel at ease.

What a hassle.

Get up.

Looking at the battle in the distance, my heart was filled with fighting spirit.

Which man has not dreamed of traveling the world with a sword, taking the enemy's head as easily as taking something out of a bag amidst thousands of troops?

Who doesn’t have a heroic dream?

In this case, I can't just stand by and watch.

Everyone is working so hard, how can I, Zheng Tuo, just sit back and watch?

The hot blood cools down after burning for one third of a second.

Turn around.

Find another way up the mountain.

It is impossible to fight, only caution can keep life going.

What a joke.

Level 3 Wolf King.

As strong as a ghost.

Hit him on the head.

ten minutes later.

Zheng Tuo frowned.

He searched the surroundings but found no road leading directly to the top of Sunset Mountain.

In other words, the only passage is the passage where Li Jun and others fought.

But the battle ahead is not optimistic.

Although Li Jun and others are strong, the Wolf King is more powerful.

The crowd was forced to retreat again and again and was on the verge of defeat. They were all killed.

If Li Jun and others were defeated, he would have to deal with the Wolf King alone, which was obviously not on the same level.

He had not wanted to risk showing up.

When people are under the sun, they always reveal one or two weaknesses.

The only safest thing is hiding in the dark.

But it's time now.

no way.

Let me lend you a helping hand.

He took out a sound transmission talisman, input a voice message, and said, "Brother Li Jun, quickly lead the wolf king into the dense forest on your left. I have set up an explosive talisman array there to help you kill the wolf."

He crushed the sound transmission talisman and threw it in the direction of Li Jun.

Although the sound transmission talisman is only of the first grade, its effect is extremely poor.

But Li Jun is a second-level Qi Refining cultivator after all, and his hearing is very sensitive.

After hearing the voice transmission, he was slightly stunned.

I immediately looked in the direction where the sound came from, but found that there was no one there.

"Bang..."

The wolf king was brave and slammed his huge claws into the crowd, beating three people into meat paste on the spot.

Seeing this situation.

Li Jun could only try his best to save the situation.

"You guys step back, I have a way to kill it."

Li Jun is also a decisive person.

If the fighting continues like this, everyone will be buried here.

It’s better to believe the voice just now and give it a try.


Everyone stepped back.


After attracting the hatred of the wolf king, Li Jun turned around and went into the dense forest.

How could the Wolf King let Li Jun go?

It is extremely intelligent and knows that Li Jun is the backbone.

If Li Jun is killed, the remaining people will be defeated.

“Ah…”

With a howl, he brought his younger brothers to block the entrance.

It stretched out its agile limbs and chased after Li Jun.

On the other hand, Li Jun plunged into the dense forest.

Stunned on the spot!

The forest was so dense that no trace of the exploding talisman array could be seen.

“Damn it!”

He cursed, just when he thought he was being tricked.

I accidentally saw a huge red arrow carved out of a wooden board on a big tree above my head.

As smart as Li Jun was, he immediately understood the deep meaning.

“I don’t know which junior brother’s method is so thoughtful.”

Without saying a word, he ran in the direction of the arrow.

The wolf king was chasing him from behind, but Li Jun responded calmly.

And every time he thought he was going to get lost, a huge red arrow would appear in front of him to guide him in the direction.

in this way.

After seven or eight times, he saw the exploding talisman array.

At the same time, there is an arrow in front, with the three big words "Safe House" written below the arrow.

It was a man-made dark hut that could isolate the power of the exploding talisman array.

this……

When Li Jun saw this, he felt a sense of admiration in his heart.

What kind of person is this?

It's really thoughtful to set up a safe house in a place like this.

No matter what, duck down and get into the safe house.

The room is not big, just enough for one person to hide.

And in the middle of the safe house, a detonating talisman was hung on the beam.

There is also a wooden board on the wall.

The wooden board reads: "If you can't be killed by the explosion, keep running. There is an explosive talisman array behind you."

Li Jun: "This..."

"I really don't know which junior brother he is. I really want to get to know him."

Li Jun couldn't help but praise.

From the arrows along the way, to the current safe house, and then to the reminders in the safe house.

It seemed as if everything was in that person's hands.

From this point of view, he felt inferior.

distance.

Zheng Tuo hid in the darkness.

"My arrangement is straightforward enough. With Li Jun's intelligence, he should be able to understand it."

Zheng Tuo thought.

Originally, the safe house was reserved for oneself as a backup in case something went wrong.

Now I can only lend it to Li Jun.

But it doesn't matter.

He has seven more safe houses like this one.

“Boom…”

A violent explosion was heard, shaking the mountains and forests.

The explosive talismans are not of high quality, but their power is quite strong. After all, one hundred of them explode at once.

Considering Li Jun's strength, killing the Wolf King should not be a problem.

Everyone was worried about the safety of Senior Brother Li Jun and immediately went to check.

On the other hand, Zheng Tuo did not move.

curiosity kills the cat.

After all, the other party is a third-level wolf king, and who knows what special means he has.

I heard that the kings among the monsters are all gifted with magical powers, and are very awesome. I'd better wait for news here.

Soon, the crowd cheered and surrounded Li Jun as he walked out of the dense forest.

Li Jun looked seriously injured, but he was full of vigor and looked extremely excited.

Obviously.

With the help of the power of the explosive talisman array, he killed the third-level wolf king with his own hands.

Although he also paid a heavy price.

But it's all worth it.

Everyone gathered around him and worshipped him as a hero.

Instead it was Li Jun.

His eyes searched around, obviously looking for the owner of the voice.

He really wanted to meet someone who could help him.

If he could make use of such meticulous thoughts, it would be of great help in his future competition for the leader of Luoxian Sect.

But he was disappointed.

Zheng Tuo hid in the dark and had no intention of showing up.

There were no surprises.

Everyone climbed up Sunset Mountain together, waiting to be teleported away to complete this assessment.

"it is finally over."

Zheng Tuo stretched and was not in a hurry to show up.

The battle has just ended. If I go out now, I will easily be discovered and reap the benefits.

If I get caught slacking off later, I’m afraid I’ll get into trouble.

He hates trouble the most.

There is still time anyway, it won’t be too late to go up the mountain at the end.

It turns out.

His caution was worth it.

On the top of the mountain, after Li Jun and everyone else stepped foot there, a sudden strong wind blew and a large formation was formed in an instant.

Just when everyone thought it was a sign that the assessment was completed and they were about to be teleported back to Luoxian Sect.

"Hahaha……"

The villain's laughter came from the void.

"The seeds of Luoxian Sect, become my food."

Chapter 11: One step at a time, Mo Jiu cries

That was a young man.

He is tall, wearing a black robe, emitting a dark aura, with a stern look, and is both handsome and stylish.

It's almost like I'm a villain written on my face.

He had been lying in ambush here for a long time.

He was just waiting for everyone to enter the Sunset Mountain platform so that he could activate the formation and capture everyone in one fell swoop.

"Demons!"

Above the main hall of Luoxian Sect.

Yun Yangzi disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The other five peak masters immediately stopped joking.

Even Wudao, who had been silent all this time, opened his eyes and looked towards the bronze mirror.

Sunset Hill Terrace.

In the demon formation.

When Li Jun and others saw the guy who suddenly appeared, they recognized him as a demon at a glance.

"What's going on! How could the demons appear here? Isn't there a World Wall blocking the Eastern Region? There is also the Golden Legion from the Golden Region fighting against them. There is no way the demons can set foot in the Eastern Region."

"That's right. The demons have been spying on the Eastern Region for a long time. However, they need to pass through the Golden Ancient Road in the Golden Region to enter the Eastern Region. The Golden Ancient Road is guarded by the Golden Army. Rumor has it that there are even Mahayana cultivators guarding it. How could the demons possibly enter the heart of the Eastern Region?"

"Could it be that the Golden Domain has been breached by the demons, and the demons have invaded the entire Eastern Domain?"

These words came out.

There was a commotion among the crowd.

If that were to happen, I'm afraid the entire human race would suffer a devastating disaster.

"Everyone, please be patient and listen to me."

Li Jun knew that he had to stand up at this moment.

"Although we don't know why the demons appeared, you must trust the immortal masters of Luoxian Sect. I believe they have discovered something unusual and are on their way. As long as you and I hold them off, we will definitely be saved."

Li Jun has a high prestige.

After saying this, the morale of the troops was stabilized.

"Shit! Luckily I didn't go in."

Zheng Tuo, who was about to step onto the mainland and climb up to the Sunset Mountain platform, patted his chest with a scared look on his face.

"The demons have all come out. There is something interesting about Luoxian Sect's assessment. Is this a way to let everyone experience the crisis of the demons in advance?"

To be on the safe side, Zheng Tuo turned around and was about to leave.

"stop!"

That demon is very powerful.

At least a third-level magic cultivator.

He has sensed Zheng Tuo's presence.

Zheng Tuo was so frightened that he almost died!

Without even thinking, he instantly activated the two wind-chasing talismans on his thighs.

at the same time.

He stomped his foot suddenly.

The smoke bomb that had been prepared under his feet exploded instantly.

A cloud of smoke exploded where Zheng Tuo was.

The smoke is very special and has the special effect of hindering the detection of spiritual consciousness.

The disadvantages are also obvious.

It only lasts for three breaths.

“Swoosh…”

Zheng Tuo moved quickly through the smoke.

In just three or two steps, he disappeared into the dense forest.

Demon clan strongman: ...

"Damn! How come this guy was chased by a dog? He ran so fast."

Fortunately, he is very strong.

His body moved and turned into a ball of black wind, chasing after Zheng Tuo.

"Boy, you still want to escape from my hand, Mojiu? Give me your life."

Mo Jiu is a third-level demon cultivator.

He may not be as good as others, but here, he is like the strongest king.

He caught up with Zheng Tuo in three or two steps and stretched out his big hand to grab him.

When Zheng Tuo felt the pressure from behind, he immediately showed a panic expression, but in fact he was not panicked at all.

There was an extra detonating talisman in his palm, and he applied a little force.

Triggered by detonating the talisman.

“Boom…”

A loud noise echoed throughout the dense forest.

A full one hundred explosive talismans exploded instantly at the soles of Mo Jiu's feet.

Even though Mo Jiu was a third-level demon cultivator, he was still so shocked that he almost died.

"It's him!"

The moment Li Jun saw the explosion, he immediately thought of the person who reminded him.

"Who is it! Could it be Brother Li's friend?"

Someone asked, they were trapped in the formation and couldn't get out.

"No, not a friend, he is our savior."

Li Jun did not take credit for himself.

Tell everyone the whole story.

For a moment, everyone had different expressions.

One by one, they expressed their admiration for Li Jun's lack of greed for credit.

At the same time, I expressed gratitude and curiosity towards the mysterious person.

“Cough cough cough…”

Zheng Tuo coughed loudly.

It’s a pity that I have a backup plan.

To ensure your own safety, leave a few traps nearby.


But the explosion just now was really hasty.


Because he was too close to the explosion, his internal organs churned and his entire body ached.

One hundred explosive talismans are indeed extremely powerful.

"Asshole! How dare you hurt my precious body."

Mo Jiu was covered in black smoke, like a senior boiler master, and looked extremely embarrassed.

But he was obviously not injured.

It's just that the image is completely destroyed.

Zheng Tuo was dumbfounded!

He was able to withstand a hundred explosive talismans head-on and was actually fine.

This physique is so awesome.

That being the case.

Zheng Tuo patted the wind-chasing talisman on his thigh, turned around and continued running.

"You want to leave? Do you have my consent?"

Mo Jiu was furious!
He was a 3rd level demon cultivator, but he was manipulated by an ordinary person.

He is also a human race, the old enemy of the demon race.

There was an extra black steel knife in Mo's hand.

The body moves and turns into devilish wind.

He brandished the steel knife, wanting to cut Zheng Tuo in half in one breath.

Zheng Tuo knew he couldn't outrun the other person.

Even with the Wind-Chasing Talisman, he can't escape.

So, from the beginning he didn't intend to run away all the time.

After running thirty meters.

There was another detonating talisman in his hand, which was triggered immediately.

At the moment when Zheng Tuo crushed it.

Mo Jiu, who was chasing from behind, stopped.

Lower your head and look down at your feet.

"besides……"

“Boom…”

Amid the loud noise, the mushroom cloud was beautiful and shocking.

One hundred explosive talismans detonated.

Mo Jiu was blown away on the spot and fell four or five times before he stopped.

“Ahem…”

Mo Jiu spewed out black smoke, and his handsome face turned dark.

He looks like a big brother from Africa, so funny.

"ah……"

Mo Jiu was angry.

If the first time I was bombed because of carelessness, then this time I was really stupid.

He was angry at his own stupidity.

He gnashed his teeth in hatred towards the guy in the distance.

"Boy, I've decided to let you enjoy my highest level of torture. I want you to know that death is a kind of relief."

Mo Jiu moved, full of murderous intent, and rushed towards Zheng Tuo.

"Thank you!"

Zheng Tuo retorted, and a detonating talisman appeared in his palm for the third time.

"No one can beat me in my field, not even a tie."

Crush the talisman to detonate it.

Mo Jiu stopped instantly.

"Damn! Coming again..." Mo Jiu was about to cry.

He was answered by an even louder bang.

Two hundred explosive talismans detonated at the same time.

The powerful shock wave was even more powerful than just now.

Mo Jiu was thrown away again and fell heavily to the ground.

"Asshole! I don't believe you have any more traps."

Mo Jiu burst out with powerful demonic energy and rushed towards Zheng Tuo like a cheetah hunting.

"Grant your wish."

Zheng Tuo took out a stack of detonating talismans from his pocket.

After seeing Zheng Tuo take out a stack of detonating talismans, Mo Jiu's face turned green.

"Damn! How cautious is this grandson? He actually buried so many explosive talismans in this place. Do you think they can blow up birds?"

Mo Jiu was so angry that he vomited blood.

What’s even more infuriating is that Zheng Tuo directly crushed all the detonating talismans.

“Boom…”

“Boom…”

“Boom…”

The continuous loud noises echoed in Sunset Mountain, making it as lively as the New Year's Day.

In the formation.

Li Jun and others looked strange.

Looking at the center of the explosion.

I don't know why, but I feel a little worried about the demon just now.

After much difficulty, we passed the Ancient Golden Road, crossed the World Wall and arrived in the heart of the Eastern Region.

It won't just die like this.

If that's true, it would be too depressing.

@Assurbanipal_II @Simple_Russian_Boi

Chapter 12 This girl is really hot
Luoxian Sect, above the main hall.

The Lord of the Five Peaks stared in amazement at the scene in the bronze mirror.

"This, this, this... How many explosive talismans did this kid bury underground? This level of caution is ridiculous!"

Yun Ding frowned, feeling that his worldview was impacted.

"They are just some clever tricks, they won't amount to anything great."

Yun Qianli was very disdainful of Zheng Tuo's methods.

In front of a powerful immortal cultivator, any cleverness is just a paper tiger.

Even if you have buried countless explosive talismans, the opponent can kill you with just one sword.

Therefore, only by becoming truly strong can one gain a foothold in the world of immortal cultivation.

Victory achieved with the help of any external things is not a long-term solution.

"Qianli is right. If this person passes the test, you can take him if you want. I, the Law Enforcement Hall, will not take him."

Lei Xing expressed his thoughts with a stern face.

"My thoughts are the same as Lao Lei's. We must not let a bad apple spoil the whole barrel. If we allow such a disciple to join our Xianding Peak, I'm afraid we will be ridiculed by other sects."

Yun Ding reacted quickly and continued to deny Zheng Tuo's questions as Lei Xing asked.

"Tsk! You two are also the masters of a peak. It's really unbearable for you to target a junior like this. No wonder your cultivation has not improved at all. There is a reason for it."

Yun Qianli was very unhappy with Yun Ding and took this opportunity to ridicule him.

"Oh... Junior Brother Qianli, if you have the guts, if you have the guts to accept him as your disciple, I, Yun Ding, will obey you."

Yun Qianli was silent.

"Why are you silent?"

Yunding continued to escalate the situation.

"Brother Yunding, if you have the ability, please accept him as your disciple. I will admire you."

Yun Qianli turned the tables. After all, he was his junior fellow apprentice, so what could he do if he acted like a rogue?

It seemed that the two were about to quarrel again.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing, you two."

The matchmaker came out to mediate.

"The appearance of the demons is not a good sign, especially at this special time. I think they must have planned it in advance."

"Yes, Junior Sister is right."

Yun Ding and Yun Qianli were no longer arguing.

"I hope you can catch him alive and interrogate him. Otherwise, it will be very troublesome."

In the ancient bronze mirror.

The smoke and dust dissipated.

The imagined scene of Mo Jiu being killed did not appear.

And the handsome Mo Jiu also disappeared.

leftover.

He is a demon with demonic energy all over his body, two horns on his head, two wings on his back, and a long tail under his tail vertebrae.

"The true demon bloodline is actually the royal family among the demons."

Hongniang couldn't help but speak in surprise.

"The Demon King Clan lives deep in the Demon Realm. They are rarely seen even on the Golden Battlefield. How could they appear near my Luoxian Sect?"

Yun Qianli's words were filled with confusion.

"I'm afraid they are here with bad intentions! Lao Lei, send someone to investigate. The human race and the demon race have been fighting for a thousand years, and have never let a demon break through the world wall. Now a demon suddenly appears in the heart of the East Region. I'm afraid it's not a coincidence. If it doesn't work, send a message to the higher-ups and ask them to send someone to investigate."

"Yes! That's what I meant."

Lao Lei nodded and issued a secret order.

Several men in black from Luoxian Peak set out to investigate the matter.

——

"What's your name, kid?"

There was a bloody flame burning in Mo Jiu's eyes.

He is a member of the royal family of the demon clan, and has true demon blood in his body.

The level of nobility is not inferior to that of a true immortal.

It is one of the few ancient bloodlines remaining in the world.

Zheng Tuo looked at Mo Jiu, who transformed when he couldn't defeat him, and suddenly blurted out two words: "So handsome!"

Demon Nine...

Yunding...

Clouds thousands of miles...

Thunder punishment...

Matchmaker...

No morality...

The crowd of spectators...

"Boy, although you are a mortal, you have hurt me three times. You deserve to have a name."

Mo Jiu did not release any killing intent.

But it does feel terrifying.

Zheng Tuo envied the feeling of having everything under control.

"Tsk!" Zheng Tuobupin said: "Do you think I'm stupid? If I tell you my name, in case I run away, I'll wait for you to come back and take revenge on me."

"you……"

"What do you mean by 'you'? You think you can beat me? I'm not afraid to tell you that there are thirty-six explosion talisman arrays around you, and the number of explosion talismans is no less than three hundred. Try to move one, I guarantee that your second aunt's third uncle will not recognize you even if you are blown up."


Zheng Tuo was not panicked at all, but his heart rate reached 220.


"Boy, you think I'm stupid, look at what this is."

Mo Jiu flapped the wings behind him and took off into the air like a bird.

"See how you can blow me up."

Mo Jiu crossed his arms, feeling indescribably happy when he saw that the guy in front of him was restrained by him.

Zheng Tuo...

It's so difficult for me.

but……

"Mo Jiu, the immortal master of my Luoxian Sect is on the way. Even if you can kill me, you can't escape."

Zheng Tuo started to argue with the other party.

He knew that the immortal master of Luoxian Sect was watching, so he had to delay time.

It's already been ten minutes, why haven't they come to help yet?

"Don't try to delay. Since I dare to arrest you, I am fully confident. Just wait and see."

Mo Jiu saw through Zheng Tuo's tricks.

The demon wings behind him trembled and rushed towards Zheng Tuo.

Seeing this.

Zheng Tuo's heart sank.

There is no other way but to use the final killer move.

Suddenly,
a strange spiritual pattern appeared on the palm of his left hand.

The spiritual pattern is in the shape of black and white Tai Chi.

Flickering.

Seems to be urged.

“Swoosh…”

The sound of breaking air occurred before he made a move.

A 10-foot-long flaming spear, carrying a burning flame aura, slammed heavily towards Mo Jiu.

"Bang..."

The powerful shock wave knocked Zheng Tuo away on the spot.

Zheng Tuo fell to the ground and felt as if his internal organs were exploding. He felt dizzy and almost fainted.

A woman was walking from a distance.

The woman was none other than the plump girl, Chixiao.

"Such a pure flame aura. Interesting, very interesting."

Mo Jiu was not injured.

In true demon form, his body is comparable to magical weapons of the same level.

The red owl's body was burning with red-gold divine flames, its long fiery red hair was flying, and its red feather armor was vivid.

The whole person exudes an incomparable strong aura.

"Sister, do you need help?"

Zheng Tuo said this politely, but in fact he was ready to run away.

"need."

Chixiao uttered two words lightly.

"How to help!"

"roll!"

"Forehead……"

Zheng Tuo staggered.

never mind.

never mind.

You are older, so I will listen to you and turn around and run away.

"Little girl, you are very brave. You are a hundred times braver than that guy who can only run."

Zheng Tuo's shoulders were shaking as he ran.

"You are talking nonsense, you are a third-level demon cultivator who uses the true demon form to bully an ordinary person like me. Why should I not run away and drink tea with you? If we were both third-level Qi Refining cultivators, you would have been blown into liquid by my explosive spirit array. Why would you keep talking nonsense here?"

Zheng Tuo complained in his heart and ran away from this troubled place.

Chixiao holds a 10-foot-long fire spear in one hand, looking very heroic.

She was only at the second level of Qi Refining, while her opponent was a third level demon cultivator, so she was at a natural disadvantage.

But she is Chixiao, not Zheng Tuo.

Even if the third-level wolf king didn't get any advantage from her, what could the demon cultivator do?

"I had planned to join the Golden Army after building my foundation and eradicate you, a bunch of hateful demon cultivators. Now that I have met you here, it is your bad luck. You should feel proud to be the first demon cultivator to die in my hands."

The level of arrogance of Chixiao is no less than that of Mojiu.

There is even a little bit of suppression.

After saying.

Without waiting for Mo Jiu to reply.

Transformed into a female war god and killed Demon Nine.

"What a hot chick, I like her. I just need a wife, so you're the one."

The demon wings behind Mo Jiu trembled and rushed towards Chi Xiao.

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Chapter 13: The Gift of a Natural Death
When the two fought, a powerful spiritual energy erupted in an instant.

The dark demonic energy and the scarlet divine flame collided, and the entire forest was swallowed up by the two forces.

Zheng Tuo, who had already run several thousand meters, felt the confrontation behind him... and accelerated.

Too careless, too careless.

A second-level immortal cultivator fighting against a third-level demon cultivator is just like a hungry dog going to the toilet - looking for shit.

Sudden!

There was a heat coming from behind me.

A graceful figure flew past him with a whoosh.

Then he threw it hard in front of him.

"puff……"

The red owl vomited blood and his eyes looked listless.

All the heroic spirit he had just shown was gone and he was seriously injured.

In one round, just one round, the Red Owl was defeated.

The power of the demon cultivators is far beyond imagination.

Zheng Tuo saw this.

Without saying a word, he turned and ran in the other direction.

He didn't care about the injured red owl lying in front of him.

I can't even take care of myself, so you'd better take care of yourself, sister.

Chixiao endured the pain and stood up.

Her beautiful eyes glanced at Zheng Tuo who was running away without even looking at her.

Hold back your anger.

He turned around and looked at Mo Jiu who was coming from the air.

Without saying a word, he turned into a ray of red light and rushed towards Mo Jiu again.

"It has character, I like it."

Mo Jiu looked at the red owl that was charging towards him fearlessly, licked his lips, his eyes full of admiration.

The demons respect the strong, unlike humans who respect their teachers.

Among the demons, the strongest one is the king.

You can take whatever you want, including women.

A hard punch.

No fancy magical powers.

"Bang..."

The red owl was blown away again.

In his true demon form, he once killed a fourth-level demon cultivator.

He never took the mere second-level cultivator seriously.

Zheng Tuo is on the run.

Sudden!

There was a whistling sound in my ears.

"call out……"

"Bang..."

The red owl drew an elegant arc in the air.

“Pah…”

Fell at Zheng Tuo's feet.

This time, the red owl looked even more embarrassed.

The bright red Akabane armor on his body was damaged in many places.

Revealing the snow-white skin underneath.

Her red hair was messy.

The delicate face was covered with dust.

He looks like he has suffered a great injustice, which makes people feel pity for him.

And Zheng Tuo?
He had already run away. All we could see was his hurried back disappearing into the forest. He looked so skilled.

"puff……"

The red owl did not vomit blood.

But when he saw Zheng Tuoguan didn't care about him and just ran away, he was so angry that he vomited blood.

At least I saved you just now.

I don't need you to take the lead in speaking up for me, but can you at least say a word of concern?

Who does he take after for his character of running away without even looking?

Chixiao couldn't help but complain that he had never seen such a person.

"Little girl, just surrender and don't make me angry."

Mo Jiu stretched out his big hand and grabbed Chi Xiao.

The red owl is about to move.

But he was surprised to find that his body was stiff.

She had just consumed a lot of spiritual energy when fighting the Wolf King.

And his body was also injured.

Facing Demon Nine at this moment, he is already at the end of his strength.

If she hadn't been so strong-willed and didn't want to watch someone die in front of her, she wouldn't have stepped forward at all.

Think of this.

Then I thought of the guy who ran away without looking back.

It was hard for her to believe that there was a man in the world who saw her injured and did not come forward to rescue her, but instead turned around and ran away.

Regarding one's own appearance.

She has absolute confidence.

There is no point in talking more.

The nine devil hands attacked.

The red light in Chixiao's eyes became more and more obvious.

now.

Even if she had to self-destruct, she would rather not fall into the hands of the demons.

If they fall into the hands of the demons, it will be a humiliation more torturous than death.

"It's intense. I like it."

A smile appeared on Mo Jiu's lips, and he wanted to grab Chi Xiao with his big hand.

At the critical moment.

The red owl only felt the ground under his butt wriggling, which was quite comfortable.

Then my body felt lighter.

It seemed like something was carrying her, leaving Mo Jiu's big hands empty.

"You're too old, why don't you do something else? Why did you blow yourself up? Did you take too many elixirs and feel bloated?"

Zheng Tuo carried the Red Owl on his shoulder.

His body was covered with talismans.

Strength Talisman, Wind Chasing Talisman, Breath Concealing Talisman, Earth Escape Talisman...

Fortunately, he had spent ten years preparing, had many talismans, and had also exercised a lot during that time.

Otherwise, with so many talismans stuck on his body, he would probably die.

Chixiao was stunned!


There are surprises!
There are accidents!
And a little shyness!


Although this guy looked unreliable, he actually came back to save himself at the critical moment.

You know what, I was a little touched.

Chixiao thought to himself.

"Wow! Senior Sister, you are so heavy. You should lose weight."

Bah!
Just pretend I didn't say anything.

Chixiao rolled his eyes and didn't know what to say, as if he had eaten shit.

Zheng Tuo ran wildly.

After twisting and turning, it plunged into the woods and disappeared.

From carrying the red owl and running away to disappearing in the forest.

The whole process takes less than five seconds.

It was obviously a carefully planned action.

Mo Jiu was stunned for three seconds!
"You little bastard, you ruined my plan again."

Mo Jiu was furious when he saw the duck being abducted.

He moved and caught up with Zheng Tuo directly.

Even though Zheng Tuo took the initiative and ran fast.

But Mo Jiu is, after all, a third-level demon cultivator who has activated the true demon form.

"If you want to fight, just fight. Why curse at others? That's a lack of quality."

Zheng Tuo complained.

He stomped his foot suddenly.

“Bang!”

The Mist Hidden Spirit Talisman exploded, and the surroundings turned into smoke.

This time it covered an area with a diameter of 200 meters.

Mo Jiu frowned.

How could this guy have so many tricks? He's like a hedgehog, making it hard to know where to start.

Wait until the smoke clears.

There was no trace of Zheng Tuo and Chi Xiao in the forest.

“Hide!”

There was a vicious look in Mo Jiu's eyes.

He raised his hand and a beam of magic light hit the ground.

"boom……"

A large hole with a diameter of two meters was blown out on the ground.

Then he moved his hands together, and several beams of magic light blasted towards the ground.

Big pits kept appearing.

"I'll see how long you can hide."

Somewhere underground.

Zheng Tuo and Chi Xiao hid in a safe house.

Zheng Tuo's running away was certainly not a random act.

He has seven safe houses nearby.

You must hide in a safe house as soon as possible.

but……

The safe house was usually just for him.

Quite crowded for two people.

So, the following scene is presented.

Zheng Tuo held Chi Xiao in his arms. Chi Xiao's thighs were wrapped around Zheng Tuo's waist. Their heads were intertwined and their bodies were tightly pressed together.

Although the posture is not very elegant, it is the only way.

“Ahem…”

The red owl was so badly injured that he couldn't help but cough.

"Shhh... Senior Sister, don't make any noise."

“It hurts!”

The red owl had never had such close contact with the opposite sex.

Due to the serious injuries, there was a hint of numbness in his voice.

"You still feel the pain."

Zheng Tuo rolled his eyes.

“You didn’t even consider your own strength before you rushed up to fight someone head-on. You’re lucky enough not to die, and you still feel the pain.” Zheng Tuo couldn’t help but complain in a low voice.

"What are you mumbling about?"

Chixiao's unhappy voice came.

"Nothing, Senior Sister. I was saying that your skin is really good, smooth as cement."

"You are humiliating me."

"No, I'm praising you."

"You are humiliating me."

"Well, I'm humiliating you."

"you……"

“Boom boom boom…”

The loud explosion was getting closer.

Sudden!

The roof of the safe house was ripped off.

"Hey, hey, hey... I found you guys."

Mo Jiu's eyes showed joy as he looked at the two people with panicked expressions.

"Ouch... I'm sorry to bother you guys."

Mojiu licked his lips.

"Don't bother me. This is a gift specially prepared for you. It's called the Gift Pack for a Good Death. Enjoy it slowly."

Zheng Tuo, with a panicked look on his face, smiled as if to say, "You've been fooled, you idiot."

Afterwards, his and Chixiao's bodies gradually faded.

Finally, the two turned into two talismans.

"Substitute Talisman!"

The words haven't finished yet.

“Boom…”

Five hundred explosive talismans detonated at the same time.

Even if it is only of the first rank, its power is enough to shock the world.

A huge mushroom cloud rose up, magnificent and shocking.

It contains itching powder, red rouge, stink bombs, and three hundred bone-penetrating steel nails coated with deadly poison. This is such a big gift that even if you don't die, you will at least be skinned.

In another safe house.

Zheng Tuo held Chixiao in his arms, counting on his fingers, calculating the power of the trap.

Even if he was a third-level demon cultivator, he would be seriously injured if he was hit by his second-to-last strongest trap.

After all, it was a gift package of his thirty-six most proud trump cards, so there was no reason why it couldn't hurt a third-level magic cultivator.

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Chapter 14: Senior sister, respect yourself. Junior brother, I am a serious person.
  "Ahem..."
Chixiao coughed lightly.

His face became paler and his injuries were so serious that they affected his normal breathing.

"Sister, are you okay? If you want to vomit blood, just tell me. Don't vomit on me. The clothes I'm wearing are the latest models this year. They are very expensive."

"puff……"

Chi Xiao spat a mouthful of blood at Zheng Tuo and glared at him fiercely with his beautiful eyes.

"Senior sister, look at you. I just saved you. Why are you glaring at me?"

Zheng Tuo felt very wronged.

I clearly did a good thing, why do I have to be looked at with ridicule?

Instinctively, he hugged Chixiao's arms tightly.

"Lecher, let go of your hands, you hear me?"

The red owl gnashed its teeth.

I feel like this guy must have done this on purpose.

He looks serious on the surface, but he is actually full of bad intentions.

wrong.

On the surface, he looks like he has all sorts of bad intentions.

"You are so stupid. I shouldn't have saved you. I let the demons capture you and make you their maid..."

Zheng Tuo was very unhappy.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

He immediately tightened his arms around Chixiao.

"you……"

Chixiao was so angry that he was shaking all over.

But he was powerless to resist.

Too badly injured.

She could only let Zheng Tuo manipulate her.

"What's your name? Tell me."

Chixiao almost squeezed out these words from between his teeth.

"Tell you? I'm telling you to come back and settle the score with me. Senior sister, stop making trouble. Be good and listen to me while we wait for rescue."

Zheng Tuo patted Chixiao on the back to comfort him.

Feeling Zheng Tuo's palm patting his back, Chi Xiao felt like he was electrocuted and couldn't use any strength.

"let me go."

Chixiao was ashamed.

Struggling, trying to break free from Zheng Tuo's warm embrace.

"Sister, please respect yourself and don't move. I am a serious person, and you are making things difficult for me."

Zheng Tuo felt like he was being taken advantage of.

Women are really pigs.

The red owl remained silent.

Still struggling to get free.

She accepted being captured by the demons as a maid, a servant, or a pet, and didn't want to have anything to do with this guy anymore.

"Sister, you don't have to be angry. You just saved me, and now I save you. We are even. It's best if we never have anything to do with each other again. I've seen a lot of beautiful women. Don't think that just because you are pretty, everyone can take advantage of you. We are all cultivators, so can't we be a little more aware?"

Zheng Tuo spoke slowly and leisurely, without any sense of crisis.

In fact, he already had a plan.

Women like Chixiao are not allowed to approach.

In fact, there are quite a few pursuers, and many of them are brainless fans.

If you get too close to him, you might be targeted by his crazy fans.

Those extreme brainless fans are likely to get themselves into trouble.

Hitting with a club, poisoning, setting traps... and so on.

Use various methods to try to kill yourself.

So, instead of always being alert to unknown dangers.

It would be better to sever the ties with the Red Owl.

Chixiao was so angry that he couldn't speak.

He could only stare at Zheng Tuo with resentment, trying to kill him with his eyes.

"ah……"

outside world.

A roar was heard from the center of the explosion.

"How dare you hurt my True Demon Body, you bastard?"

Mo Jiu's entire body was red, as if he had been boiled.

His face was covered in bruises and had more than a dozen steel nails stuck to it.

The whole person exuded a smelly, hard, and messy smell.

The explosion only caused him minor injuries, which is not enough evidence.

But what was attached to the explosion simply overwhelmed him.

Itch body powder.

He felt extremely itchy all over, as if millions of ants were crawling on his body, and he had no way to deal with it.

Stink bomb.

Just by listening to the name, you can tell that it is a very evil biological weapon.

The effect is that he looks like he has just been fished out of the toilet.

This taste... is simply amazing.

Red Crane Crown.

Top-level mental attack poison.

The effect is similar to Erguotou, and it has a huge impact on the soul after consumption.

The mildest cases may lead to insanity, while the most severe ones may lead to brain death.

As for the last highly poisonous bone-piercing steel nails.

It can be seen from the fact that Mo Jiu is foaming at the mouth that his endocrine system is completely out of balance.

What on earth is my opponent?

It's too mundane.

There is no class at all.


"call……"


Mojiu took a deep breath.

The devil flapped his wings and flew into the sky.

"True Demonic Flame."

Mo Jiu whispered.

A pitch-black flame suddenly burned all over his body.

Under the true demon flame, all the negative effects of itching powder, red stigma, stink bombs, and poisonous steel nails were evaporated.

"Since you want to die, I will grant your wish."

Mo Jiu is serious.

The spell in his hand moved, and a vertical eye appeared between his eyebrows.

"True Demon Eyes."

The True Demon Eye is the innate magical power of the royal family among the demons.

Under the true demon's eyes, everything appears.

In a safe house somewhere.

"Why haven't the reinforcements arrived yet? Could they have lost their way?"

Zheng Tuo whispered.

Sudden!

His whole body froze,
and he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder.

The pain was so severe that tears burst out of his eyes.

The red owl finally found an opportunity and bit Zheng Tuo's shoulder.

Blood splattered all over his face.

Even so.

The red owl still refused to let go, looking as if it was going to bite you to death.

"Senior sister, I was wrong. Please be gentle. I am afraid of pain."

Zheng Tuo collapsed.

What the hell is this woman!

It was a really good bite!
Blood spurted out.

Chixiao didn't care about that and still refused to let go.

Even adjust to a comfortable position and continue biting.

"You won't give in, right? You won't give in, okay... you forced me to..."

Zheng Tuo got angry!

Slowly raise your hands: tear, ding, ping, crack, da, da, thump, thump, thump... three hundred words omitted.

Five seconds later.

Chixiao's face turned red, he let go, and stared at Zheng Tuo with resentment in his eyes.

The stare didn't last long.

Zheng Tuo suddenly said, "Senior Sister! How long has it been since you last brushed your teeth?"

“Puff…”

The red owl's internal injuries worsened.

He fainted on the spot.

Scam!

Is it a fraud? "

This depends on yourself!

Zheng Tuo shook his head.

All right.

It's my bad luck.

He took out a second-grade healing pill and a bottle of water.

Feed the pill to Red Owl.

It can be felt very clearly.

After taking the elixir, Chixiao felt hot all over, and a spiritual energy emanated from his body, repairing his injured body.

"Got you."

Mo Jiu's voice came from above.

The safe house where the two were located exploded.

Mo Jiu was covered in billowing demonic flames, like a demon god descended to the earth, with murderous intent, standing above the two of them.

"Today, let's see if you guys still..."

Halfway through the conversation.

Mo Jiu instantly turned into a black light and disappeared on the spot.

distance.

There was a roar full of malice from Mo Jiu.

"You little brat, I have memorized your appearances. I advise you not to leave the mountain. Otherwise, I, Mo Jiu, will make you know what it means to live a life worse than death. A life worse than death, a life worse than death, death, death, death..."

Mo Jiu left angrily.

"Humph! If I hadn't sensed the arrival of the Immortal Master from the Luoxian Sect, you would have thought you could find my safe house. Dream on."

Zheng Tuo couldn't help but complain.

Look back.

As if he had thought of something, his face turned pale in an instant.

"It's over, it's over. I think the demons are targeting me. I always said that there are villains who want to harm me. I just used hundreds of talismans to blow you up a few times and gave you a gift package of a long life. Is there any need to bear a grudge like this?"

Zheng Tuo's face was full of frustration as he looked at Yun Yangzi who was walking towards him from the void.

Yun Yangzi frowned.

Although Zheng Tuo saved a group of disciples.

But such a personality is really not suitable for cultivating immortals.

never mind.

There are thousands of paths to immortality. My poison may be his fate to immortality.

With a wave of his sleeves, he took everything away.

Done.

 

[melchi]

I learned that Val kilmer played Moses in Prince of Egypt.

 

[melchi]

Also learned the Turkey just banned instagram.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Learned how to make rotis.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Ok, I just read this from a book about the Immune System.

In the Immune system, basically, white blood cells like macrophages and neutrophils have a cool and complex way to differentiate your own cells from pathogens. One of them being the detection of a flagella (which is a long tail like structure bacteria uses to move around.). They use this way of detection because most of your body cells don't have a flagella. Most being a keyword for that sentence (especially for males is).

As you would probably guess, the Sperm Cell does use a flagella to make itself move inside the body. Now you're probably thinking. How does the immune system of a female human not attack these cells? Well… The answer is, they do. That's why it takes millions of sperm to get to the egg. Because most of them get massacred by the female's immune system and acidic nature of the female reproductive tract.

By the time these cells reach the fallopian tube, there would only be a few thousands left, while they're still being hunted down by Macrophages and Neutrophils.

 

[Tsuru]

https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/comments/1elgfmv

 

[melchi]

I learned that china and russia fought siege battles in the 15th century.

 

[fcures]

I have bad time management if I don't watch myself.