What Creature Are You?

[Nolff]

Actually this is true (and proves that I am at least partly human) - the one grandfather who died before I was born (and whose first name is also mine, even though he preferred to go by the shortened form of his middle name, Gus) was a storyteller in every sense of the word. He could gather and work crowds without even trying, and told some stories that, when his older sister realized he believed them, she gave dad the joke book their father got them from; most of the jokes were about three or four lines and his stories took minutes to tell so he embellished a LOT.
The one that made my aunt break dad's illusion that his father told real stories was this:

"The fire that killed my birth parents also destroyed the local church. Most of the community donated what they could to create a comfortable place of worship until they could collect enough donations to rebuild [here he named which family offered up space, which one provided a piano as nobody owned an organ, etc.]. Only the local pharmacist held out, but just before they were to hold their Christmas Eve service, he turned up with two crates of hymnals - more than enough for the congregation.
"Everyone gathered around, and as the service opened, they all turned to [specific hymn number]
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing/Fix Some Pills, They're Just the Thing/Two for Man and One for Child/God and Sinners Reconciled."

Except for the local names, and him using a real incident (the fire that made him an orphan) instead of a particularly nasty snowstorm destroying the church, this joke was verbatim in the book she showed him.

Oh no, oh boy, late schizophrenic patient.

Cousin, its just pseudo in a forum.
No need to ask, we are aware.

Sounds like something sinister... Hmm...

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Everyone knows what I am. I've only said it like maybe 3 or 4 times.

 

[NotaNuffian]

I want to die.

Others then.

I am a special little snowflake, so I go in the other category.

@Cipiteca396 had answered for me.

 

[WaterFish]

I picked ‘Unknown Entity’ because I always choose the weird characters in fighting games. My main in Tekken is Yoshimitsu.

 

[Arch9CivilReactor]

I picked ‘Unknown Entity’ because I always choose the weird characters in fighting games. My main in Tekken is Yoshimitsu.

Posted this with the wrong account. But my point still stands. My former main before Yoshimitsu was Jack 7.

 

[Corty]

It depends on what my horoscope says in the morning.

 

[BernKatstel]

Witch that is also a cat, evidently

 

[Anonjohn20]

Shrugs* I see it as unknown in my eyes, won't bother.

If I put a cube and a sphere next to each other you won't be able to figure out which is the cube?

Also, Demi-Human (partially animal) still counts as furry.

Correct!

You are human, but also not human. You are not human, but also semi-human. You are mythical beings, but also unknown. You are furry, but also others. And you are plant but also human?

He's a transformer.

 

[SRB]

I'm a flying ball of hands and fingers. I'll go with the Unknown.

 

[Alski]

I’m a Cat Demi-human, solely because I wanted to slightly less basic than choosing a Human. Catgirls might be overdone but what about Catboys?

Though now I’m wondering which of my ancestors was too much of a Cat lover that I came to be.

Based on profile pic you are 0% cat and 10% human, you most likely fall in the 'other' category.

Witch that is also a cat, evidently

Not enough view of the head top to confirm cat please submit more pictures for scrutiny.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

˝/\__/\˝
(❀≖‿⁠<)✨️ Fox girl~

 

[Aaqil]

 

[QuercusMalus]

Oakay, I'm just going to leaf this here to take root. Some of you need to branch out in your perspectives and grow some thicker bark so you're less offended by silly questions. No need for you to twig out bud.

 

[Deleted member 148356]

Oakay, I'm just going to leaf this here to take root. Some of you need to branch out in your perspectives and grow some thicker bark so you're less offended by silly questions. No need for you to twig out bud.

I appreciate a tree enjoyer especially when they look healthy.
"See, the branch has grey leaves like hair, what do you mean its not how normally looks like? Its a sign of omen, you should be proud to even see how it looks like a skull piercing to your soul! Man this days..." dissapointment look*

 

[Rezcore]

I am currently exhaustion personified.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Imma monkey... That's all you need to know. ?

 

[theInmara]

We are Ktletaccete. Close enough to dragons to be called dragons by humanity. Each one of us was born to an Art, which none of the others have, that we practice for the rest of our existence - though, of course, we are full people and can learn many other things as well. It's like an autistic special interest.

Within the physical humanoid vessel we inhabit on this Earth, our nature is much more mundane seeming than what we write about in our stories, of course. But even if one ascribes a purely psychological reason for our existence, we're still Ktletaccete and we're still mythical beings, because in a mundane world where does myth exist but in the minds and hearts of people?

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

I am...whatever this thing is.