We all live in a village together!

[Worthy39]

To whom it may concern.

I left on my journey many, many minutes ago, and I write you this letter in... mediocre health. I have traveled far from the docks after departing from the boat, a whole mile. And I have found no grass, nor seeds, only weird floating diamond things. I have sent you this (Ai generated) photo, as tales of my progress through the world. I will not fail in bringing home Swiss equivalent grass! You have my word! Sincerely, Idiot sidekick.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

ugh! Me moving to the city! Village life is not for me!! I want chaos of the city!!!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

To whom it may concern.

I left on my journey many, many minutes ago, and I write you this letter in... mediocre health. I have traveled far from the docks after departing from the boat, a whole mile. And I have found no grass, nor seeds, only weird floating diamond things. I have sent you this (Ai generated) photo, as tales of my progress through the world. I will not fail in bringing home Swiss equivalent grass! You have my word! Sincerely, Idiot sidekick.View attachment 48513

Swiss grass? *looks at the supply of catnip and swiss grass I have after trading with the forest witch*

 

[JayMark]

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DUN–DUN–DUNNNN

An army of Futa demons approach the town!
They demand bovines sacrifice!
Or else, they will kidnap all the men in town and turn them into futa demons!

(Oh i'm the narrator btw)

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What or who is this narration? Anonjohn's alt? I demand a reasonable narator who isn't a dickhead!

I'm taking this to court.... oh wait, some dick head blew it up.

I'll get some funds from the SH bank.... oh wait, some dickhead robbed it and indebted it.

I'll gather my friends... oh wait, some dickhead made me lose them all so I could save his DICK head.

Oh well, guess I'll just die.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

What or who is this narration? Anonjohn's alt? I demand a reasonable narator who isn't a dickhead!

I'm taking this to court.... oh wait, some dick head blew it up.

I'll get some funds from the SH bank.... oh wait, some dickhead robbed it and indebted it.

I'll gather my friends... oh wait, some dickhead made me lose them all so I could save his DICK head.

Oh well, guess I'll just die.

*pats* now you get it! Welcome to the club of the orc's victims!

 

[Pennywise]

What or who is this narration? Anonjohn's alt? I demand a reasonable narator who isn't a dickhead!

I'm taking this to court.... oh wait, some dick head blew it up.

I'll get some funds from the SH bank.... oh wait, some dickhead robbed it and indebted it.

I'll gather my friends... oh wait, some dickhead made me lose them all so I could save his DICK head.

Oh well, guess I'll just die.

Not to worry brotha...I gotcha!
I will be your friend!

 

[Pennywise]

*pats* now you get it! Welcome to the club of the orc's victims!

I guess I was the only one who opposed him...even when he did nothing to me...
OOHH wait...He did try to ship me with you!!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

.He did try to ship me with you!!

you're saying it like I'm some old witchy hag who has a face full of warts... but I agree! He tried to have me be on a NTR story! Audacious!

 

[JayMark]

I preciate ya, we need to keep Anonjohn away from the village. Any futa near him gains strength and power by a factor of ten. This is not a winning proposition. I'm kinda cooked ngl. So is the village.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

I preciate ya, we need to keep Anonjohn away from the village. Any futa near him gains strength and power by a factor of ten. This is not a winning proposition. I'm kinda cooked ngl. So is the village.

How about we just leave this overcrowded village and build our own treehouse community in the forests?

 

[Pennywise]

Who's making it?

How about we just leave this overcrowded village and build our own treehouse community in the forests?

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Who's making it?

*shrugs* dunno

 

[Pennywise]

*shrugs* dunno

I guess there already is a forest...we just declare a tree house there?

 

[sleepandeatallday]

I guess there already is a forest...we just declare a tree house there?

*nods*

 

[Anonjohn20]

"THE FUTAS ARE UPON US, GENTLEMEN!"

 

[A-Random-Writer]

How about we just leave this overcrowded village and build our own treehouse community in the forests?

Can I join? I will gather my own food so I won't take of the resources.

 

[A-Random-Writer]

DONT FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES! *20 archers all draw back their bows*

"THE FUTAS ARE UPON US, GENTLEMEN!"

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Can I join? I will gather my own food so I won't take of the resources.

yess!

 

[Anonjohn20]

Go to your little treehouse. This will soon be a pro-futa village.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Howdy! I am the dragon that kidnapped everyone into the village. This is how they end up here.