Wait for it...

[Deleted member 68927]

I am so going to write about someone who became a pirate and found the holy truth: The truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

(Yes, I fully intend to be left without readers. External validation is bad for me. So are expectations.)

I got the inspiration from a writing prompt from the prompt thread, but the God there had a name I couldn't pronounce or remember, so I decided on the Spaghetti Monster.

 

[Azhurie_Mythephan]

Was it because of the grehyakhtion religion, and flying rainbow crab rangoon? I wrote that prompt, and you seem to have responded to it.

 

[Deleted member 68927]

Was it because of the grehyakhtion religion, and flying rainbow crab rangoon? I wrote that prompt, and you seem to have responded to it.

Yes, I simply can't remember such a name. Sorry. But I liked your prompt.

 

[DemonOppai]

How dare you!!!! Blasphermeeeerrrr!!

 

[Deleted member 68927]

How dare you!!!! Blasphermeeeerrrr!!

Don't I have the right to admire a religion which preaches peace and acceptance? I did inform myself on the: I'd rather you didn'ts.

 

[DemonOppai]

Don't I have the right to admire a religion which preaches peace and acceptance? I did inform myself on the: I'd rather you didn'ts.

Nobody has the right to admire him. To do so would be to sully his divine essence. We can only cry in supplication for all his divine magnificent existence!!

All hail!
All hail!
All hail!

 

[Deleted member 68927]

Nobody has the right to admire him. To do so would be to sully his divine essence. We can only cry in supplication for all his divine magnificent existence!!

All hail!
All hail!
All hail!

Pastafarian tenets (generally satires of creationism) are presented on Henderson's Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website (where he is described as "prophet"), and are also elucidated in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, written by Henderson in 2006, and in The Loose Canon, the Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The central creation myth is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe after drinking heavily. Pirates are revered as the original Pastafarians.[13] The FSM community congregates at Henderson's website to share ideas about and sightings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and display crafts representing images of it.

From Wikipedia. Everyone has the right to admire it.

And no one says all hail in his name. It goes against the I'd rather you didn'ts.

 

[DemonOppai]

Pastafarian tenets (generally satires of creationism) are presented on Henderson's Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website (where he is described as "prophet"), and are also elucidated in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, written by Henderson in 2006, and in The Loose Canon, the Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The central creation myth is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe after drinking heavily. Pirates are revered as the original Pastafarians.[13] The FSM community congregates at Henderson's website to share ideas about and sightings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and display crafts representing images of it.

From Wikipedia. Everyone has the right to admire it.

And no one says all hail in his name. It goes against the I'd rather you didn'ts.

oh that Flying Spaghetti Monster. I was on about the other one.

 

[Peter3135566]

Where can i find the i rather you dident's?

 

[Deleted member 68927]

Where can i find the i rather you dident's?

https://pastafarians.org.au/tenets/