Unexpected accident

Misako

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I was relaxing while scrolling through social media, At first everything went so peacefully without any disturbances at all, But not long after, something unexpected happened, a pigeon that was on the ceiling of the house Pooped from above and hit my cellphone.

I mean, of all the places, of all the parts of the world, why did it have to happen to me? I have had several accidents that were literally "unlikely" to happen. I mean, how could that happen? I never even imagined the possibility of it.
 

Fairemont

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By not anticipating it, nor even considering it, you do not take any precautions, nor do you actively avoid such a scenario. Therefore, purely by coincidence, you increase the likelihood that it shall come to pass.
 

Alski

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You live in pigeon city, expect pigeon poop everywhere.
 

Zinless

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Is it really a coincidence?

Perhaps that pigeon had some sort of grudge against you. Have you done any pigeon-related hate crime lately?
 
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