Travel to the future or to the past

[AYM]

You collapse onto the floor, knees weak, arms heavy. Death quickly approaches. Suddenly, someone blinks in front of you.

"I'm 'Joe.' There's no time to explain. I was cooking noodles, a lot of shit happened, and now you have ligma."
"If I send you to a different time you'll live. Staying isn't an option. You dying here causes the sun will explode and starts a new world war."
"You can choose any time and place, but the jump must be 50 years away at minimum, or else your ligma reappears and we have to redo the process."
"So, past or future? Act fast, you only have 55 seconds to live."




P.S. By invoking LIGMA BALLS, you greatly destabilize the formation 'Joe' created. Any negative outcomes are unintentional.

 

[ElijahRyne]

You collapse onto the floor, knees weak, arms heavy. Death quickly approaches. Suddenly, someone blinks in front of you.

"I'm 'Joe.' There's no time to explain. I was cooking noodles, a lot of shit happened, and now you have ligma."
"If I send you to a different time you'll live. Staying isn't an option. You dying here causes the sun will explode and starts a new world war."
"You can choose any time and place, but the jump must be 50 years away at minimum, or else your ligma reappears and we have to redo the process."
"So, past or future? Act fast, you only have 55 seconds to live."




P.S. By invoking LIGMA BALLS, you greatly destabilize the formation 'Joe' created. Any negative outcomes are unintentional.

To the past 50 years.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Ahh, to be 5000 years young again...

 

[Justhetip...]

You collapse onto the floor, knees weak, arms heavy. Death quickly approaches. Suddenly, someone blinks in front of you.

"I'm 'Joe.' There's no time to explain. I was cooking noodles, a lot of shit happened, and now you have ligma."
"If I send you to a different time you'll live. Staying isn't an option. You dying here causes the sun will explode and starts a new world war."
"You can choose any time and place, but the jump must be 50 years away at minimum, or else your ligma reappears and we have to redo the process."
"So, past or future? Act fast, you only have 55 seconds to live."




P.S. By invoking LIGMA BALLS, you greatly destabilize the formation 'Joe' created. Any negative outcomes are unintentional.

To be honest, I want to go to the future 5000 years, but I don't think humanity will still exist, or if it does, it'll be the same one I know. I obviously won't be able to adapt to the completely different societal values.

Even choosing future 50 years is a risky choice, after all, I just might find myself in the very meat of WW3.

Ahh, to be 5000 years young again...

Please, by all means prevent and eradicate the slightest existence of brain rot if the time travel is successful.

Though I'm not even sure a plan of 5000 years in the making can prevent it's emergence.

 

[Empress_Omnii]

"You can choose any time and place, but the jump must be 50 years away at minimum, or else your ligma reappears and we have to redo the process."

Since their is a 55 second time limit, I would first jump, let's say 5 years ahead. That way I can think of my choices for more time.

I was thinking of choosing ≈200 years in the future... but it isn't on the poll.
So I guess I'm picking... 251 years from now.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

To be honest, I want to go to the future 5000 years, but I don't think humanity will still exist, or if it does, it'll be the same one I know. I obviously won't be able to adapt to the completely different societal values.

Even choosing future 50 years is a risky choice, after all, I just might find myself in the very meat of WW3.

Please, by all means prevent and eradicate the slightest existence of brain rot if the time travel is successful.

Though I'm not even sure a plan of 5000 years in the making can prevent it's emergence.

I'd stop all those RepresentingBrainRot in their tracks, so that AYM will no longer be angry at me. ?

 

[Daitengu]

I'ma strong believer in the saying, "The past is the worst". As such, 5k years into the future I go. Perhaps by then everyone affected by heavy metals like lead and mercury will finally have stopped tanking humanity with their bad ideas.

 

[AYM]

Since their is a 55 second time limit, I would first jump, let's say 5 years ahead. That way I can think of my choices for more time.

I was thinking of choosing ≈200 years in the future... but it isn't on the poll.
So I guess I'm picking... 251 years from now.

I didn't realize it wasn't there. The poll is ruined, everyone. ?

Edit: It's added, but it messes up the poll symmetry.

 

[Justhetip...]

I'd stop all those RepresentingBrainRot in their tracks, so that AYM will no longer be angry at me. ?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Past sounds better because I know what to expect.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You collapse onto the floor, knees weak, arms heavy.

Also obligatory mom's spaghetti.

 

[Daydreamers]

To the past 50 years.

You're a smart man, that was the better choice I think,
the future is a gamble and the far past is shayt

 

[Doctah_Quack]

 

[Sagefox]

Past 50 years. When you can get away with unethical experiments. Then, I'll pave the way for making real foxgirls and catgirls, swarming the earth with them.