Top 5 Vampires

[Pixytokisaki14]

It's the rules. Sorry, I don't make them up.

Vampire Rule #75 - Envy is the Third best vampire after Dracula and Alucard respectively.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Vampire Rule #75 - Envy is the Third best vampire after Dracula and Alucard respectively.

Vampire Rule #76 - Envy is the Fourth best vampire after Dracula, Alucard, and Count Chocula respectively.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Vampire Rule #75 - Envy is the Third best vampire after Dracula and Alucard respectively.

You are on bad list.

Vampire Rule #76 - Envy is the Fourth best vampire after Dracula, Alucard, and Count Chocula respectively.

You two.

No more cookies.

 

[Deleted member 68927]

1. Me

Why did you name yourself Representing Envy? You are a nice person, I just don't get it.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why did you name yourself Representing Envy? You are a nice person, I just don't get it.

I seem to have a very opposing perspective of myself to others.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Why did you name yourself Representing Envy? You are a nice person, I just don't get it.

Representing Envy is short for Representing Envylope.

 

[Deleted member 68927]

I seem to have a very opposing perspective of myself to others.

En-chan, you are a nice person. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

En-chan, you are a nice person. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Thank you! You are very kind yourself and patient.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Thank you! You are very kind yourself and patient.

What about me? Gimme my envylope.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What about me? Gimme my envylope.

You have a spikey outer shell, but inside is something like a sweet marshmallow.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

You have a spikey outer shell, but inside is something like a sweet marshmallow.

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

En-chan, you are a nice person. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Thank you! You are very kind yourself and patient.

Noo, I will be the one who said it !

Envy-chan is Otherwise !

Otherworldly Beautiful and Very Wise !

Other-Wise !

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[Deleted member 84247]

Stop, or I’m liable to get a huge head. Don’t complain if I become an arrogant weenie.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Stop, or I’m liable to get a huge head. Don’t complain if I become an arrogant weenie.

Any companion of mine will have a healthy ego.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Stop, or I’m liable to get a huge head.

Even bigger? I want to see it.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

I used to know a vampire...

We played cricket together.
They are a real stickler with the rules...
Oh no... no, that's an umpire


No, actually... I remember...
the vampires were really annoying,
always telling people what to do...
Hanging out at Colosseums
Oh no, that's an emperor...
*SMH*

Now that I think about it, don't they live in Africa?
with big pointy things on their heads and really fast runners?
Ah... no that's an Impala


Hmm... IIRC It's rather sad how they are treated
gathered up and set on fire...
No... I am thinking of a wood pyre

hmmm...

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I used to know a vampire...

We played cricket together.
They are a real stickler with the rules...
Oh no... no, that's an umpire


No, actually... I remember...
the vampires were really annoying,
always telling people what to do...
Hanging out at Colosseums
Oh no, that's an emperor...
*SMH*

Now that I think about it, don't they live in Africa?
with big pointy things on their heads and really fast runners?
Ah... no that's an Impala


Hmm... IIRC It's rather sad how they are treated
gathered up and set on fire...
No... I am thinking of a wood pyre

hmmm...

I remember an ArchDemon

She was queen of the ones burned on those pyres…
Ah, no, that was the ArchHeathen

I remember an ArchDemon

It was used to tell directions, and it was the crème of the crop.
Ah, no, that was an ArchBeacon

I remember an ArchDemon

Cars would drive under…
Ah wait, that was just an Arch

I remember another one

It was one of my adversaries I killed
Ah, no… that was the ArchDeacon…

I give up.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

hmmm...

Ah yes, I remember now...
they are usually pretty old.
they go around to people's houses.
and if they like what they see...

they go get a mortgage or loan...

No... that's a home buyer...

no...

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Ah yes, I remember now...
they are usually pretty old.
they go around to people's houses.
and if they like what they see...

they go get a mortgage or loan...

No... that's a home buyer...

no...

Saying you don’t know vampires makes you an ArchLiar!

 

[Deleted member 1244]

vampires

You know what?

May be I AM a vampire.

Someone that exist outside of the predicted statistical norm...

No.
No, that's an outlier...

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