Top 5 Shf Users who you can beat in a fist fight!!!

[Corty]

@Corty @HelloHound @TheMonotonePuppet

i could and would mercilessly beat you to a pulp

HARDER DADDY

 

[HelloHound]

i could and would mercilessly beat you to a pulp

grey-maid-desu

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@Corty @HelloHound @TheMonotonePuppet

i could and would mercilessly beat you to a pulp

Nah, I'd win.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I'd begin my first battle with antagonistic psychological warfare and make them crash out (RepresentingEnvy).

For the rest, I'll make icicles made of blood and snowflake shurikens molded from human meat from each initial person I defeated (SolaSama, Anon2024, Tempokai, SailusGebel, GeorgeLeee) and carve enough holes through them for an 18+ enactment of Midwest FurFest.

But no, I won't stop there. I'll go down the entire list and make them all either crash out or stuff their lower intestines full of bloody ice and watch as they slowly die from rabies (HelloHound) and STDs (CupcakeNinja). TO WHICH, THERE AFTER, I'LL KILL THEM TOO.

Then, whatever IMBECILE decides to stay undead (I heard some eldritch bastard or whatever is here), they'll ride in on their skeletal horse or whatever, while I sit on my throne of pathetic SHF corpses, and we'll have an Epic Battle. But because I'm an ICE GODDESS, I'll FUCK THEM UP, then FUCK THEIR CORPSE.

THEN I'LL RESET THE TIMELINE ON SOME WANDAVISION SHIT AND DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE I AM

I got cut reading this.

 

[Rezcore]

I'm pretty sure I could beat most of you up... I do BJJ and Muay Thai....

I wanna make something clear. I really rather not fight. It's not fun, and even if you're the last one standing, no one actually won. The moment that first fist flies, all parties lose.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I roll for seduction.

 

[Sola-sama]

Im voting all the women (and sola)

To you and to @HelloHound :

 

[Nolff]

@melchi @Voidiris @Count_Quackula

Wanna play street fighter 5?

Nah man, that's gay.

We fight in Def Jam. I'll wait for you guys in FFNY.

You forget I beat @Paul_Tromba

I can certainly beat myself up. For others, dunno, they look eldritch godly and shi-

True

I'd be able to beat myself up, but I won't punch down. That's beneath me as a queen.

All of you are weaklings. I would only need to stare at you menacingly and you'd fold like cardboard.

Considering how much of a smol brat you are, the only thing you'd punch down would be toes

I would flatten you with a flick of my finger

Just realized the title is who I can beat not who can beat me.

I'd begin my first battle with antagonistic psychological warfare and make them crash out (RepresentingEnvy).

For the rest, I'll make icicles made of blood and snowflake shurikens molded from human meat from each initial person I defeated (SolaSama, Anon2024, Tempokai, SailusGebel, GeorgeLeee) and carve enough holes through them for an 18+ enactment of Midwest FurFest.

But no, I won't stop there. I'll go down the entire list and make them all either crash out or stuff their lower intestines full of bloody ice and watch as they slowly die from rabies (HelloHound) and STDs (CupcakeNinja). TO WHICH, THERE AFTER, I'LL KILL THEM TOO.

Then, whatever IMBECILE decides to stay undead (I heard some eldritch bastard or whatever is here), they'll ride in on their skeletal horse or whatever, while I sit on my throne of pathetic SHF corpses, and we'll have an Epic Battle. But because I'm an ICE GODDESS, I'll FUCK THEM UP, then FUCK THEIR CORPSE.

THEN I'LL RESET THE TIMELINE ON SOME WANDAVISION SHIT AND DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE I AM

HARDER DADDY

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grey-maid-desu

I'm pretty sure I could beat most of you up... I do BJJ and Muay Thai....

I wanna make something clear. I really rather not fight. It's not fun, and even if you're the last one standing, no one actually won. The moment that first fist flies, all parties lose.

I roll for seduction.

To you and to @HelloHound :

(These for mentioning, no need to go down here.)

 

[QuercusMalus]

Unfair. As a tree I don't have fists.
Though given how well vampires do not deal with wooden stakes, I might be able to take Envy.

 

[BernKatstel]

There’s no way I got the most votes, including Aaqil’s. I’d fuck you all up

 

[RepresentingPride]

I am not calling upon the Stars for this, despite them being my puppeteers, so these are without a large part of my abilities (i.e. eldritch interference)
The ones I can totally beat:
@greyblob
@Woolen_Bat_Monkey
@BernKatstel
@Sleds
@Anon2024
@georgelee5786

The ones I am unsure because I am lacking in information, it would just be a close fight, or in the case of Enigma and Sola-sama, we'd just not fight:
@HelloHound
@Aaqil
@Corty
@Tempokai
@Paul_Tromba
@Rhaps
@Bartun
@Anemic_Vampire
@MatchaChocolate69
@Sola-sama
@Stealthy_Enigma
@Count_Quackula

And then the rest certainly defeat me (or I just missed someone in the poll who goes in the other two sections).

Sorry my little creepy puppet, but I won't even see you or the smol brat @RepresentingEnvy when sliding and hit you without even knowing it! And it's not even my final form!

 

[ElijahRyne]

Listen to this Song to get you riled up for the fight!
(You can tell me who i should add)

Spoiler: The summoning stone

@georgelee5786 @Simple_Russian_Boi @Paul_Tromba @RepresentingEnvy @HelloHound @Anon2024
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian @DannyTheDaikon @MatchaChocolate69 @Sola-sama @Stealthy_Enigma @Bartun @Woolen_Bat_Monkey @Tempokai @TheMonotonePuppet @Dr.Quack @SailusGebel @DannyTheDaikon @Corty @greyblob @Aaqil @Simple_Russian_Boi @Sola-sama @BernKatstel @God @The_Devil @Sleds

None, they all beat me if the fight lasts more than 15 seconds. Yet, since it is a pollI must say someone, so anon.

 

[Sola-sama]

There’s no way I got the most votes, including Aaqil’s. I’d fuck you all up

 

[Deleted member 41774]

You can somewhat beat almost anyone here if you kick them first in the nuts--

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Envy, I already killed her 19 times in discord

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

I got cut reading this.

As in cut calories?

I guess my words truly do inspire those to better themselves. Someone hand me a ribbon!

 

[Ellieporter]

She can bite my ass.

 

[Tsuru]

Thankgod i'm not the list, or i risk becoming TOP1


Tsuru (when reading for the nTH time Hachiko dog movie arc in a CN) :

 

[Bartun]

I wouldn't fight you, even if I could beat you. I wouldn't fight anyone, I have no enemies. No one in the world is my enemy.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I wouldn't fight you, even if I could beat you. I wouldn't fight anyone, I have no enemies. No one in the world is my enemy.

Friends!