Top 5 Shf Users who you can beat in a fist fight!!!

[AnonUnlimited]

@ElliePorter He is all yours.

She can bite my ass.

 

[Corty]

I voted for the hardest opponents because I love a challenge.
And if I lose, I can say at least I tried.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

She can bite my ass.

@HelloHound we obtained the consent now do it!!

 

[Anonjohn20]

@HelloHound we obtained the consent now do it!!

Just feed the hound chocolate, thats their weakness.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Just feed the hound chocolate, thats their weakness.

Easier said than done

 

[HelloHound]

Just feed the hound chocolate, thats their weakness.

I'm built different ??

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Listen to this Song to get you riled up for the fight!
(You can tell me who i should add)

Spoiler: The summoning stone

@georgelee5786 @Simple_Russian_Boi @Paul_Tromba @RepresentingEnvy @HelloHound @Anon2024
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian @DannyTheDaikon @MatchaChocolate69 @Sola-sama @Stealthy_Enigma @Bartun @Woolen_Bat_Monkey @Tempokai @TheMonotonePuppet @Dr.Quack @SailusGebel @DannyTheDaikon @Corty @greyblob @Aaqil @Simple_Russian_Boi @Sola-sama @BernKatstel @God @The_Devil @Sleds

I am not calling upon the Stars for this, despite them being my puppeteers, so these are without a large part of my abilities (i.e. eldritch interference)
The ones I can totally beat:
@greyblob
@Woolen_Bat_Monkey
@BernKatstel
@Sleds
@Anon2024
@georgelee5786

The ones I am unsure because I am lacking in information, it would just be a close fight, or in the case of Enigma and Sola-sama, we'd just not fight:
@HelloHound
@Aaqil
@Corty
@Tempokai
@Paul_Tromba
@Rhaps
@Bartun
@Anemic_Vampire
@MatchaChocolate69
@Sola-sama
@Stealthy_Enigma
@Count_Quackula

And then the rest certainly defeat me (or I just missed someone in the poll who goes in the other two sections).

 

[RepresentingDesire]

@melchi @Voidiris @Count_Quackula

Wanna play street fighter 5?

You're too boring.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Wait, I'm realizing that it's only a fist fight. Well, my blood is absurdly deadly. So I might have a few more people I "beat" in a fist fight. In fact, I might beat a good portion more, if they can't use their powers to block the droplets of blood.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

You forget I beat @Paul_Tromba

 

[Tempokai]

I can certainly beat myself up. For others, dunno, they look eldritch godly and shi-

 

[Representing_Tromba]

You forget I beat @Paul_Tromba

True

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I'd be able to beat myself up, but I won't punch down. That's beneath me as a queen.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

All of you are weaklings. I would only need to stare at you menacingly and you'd fold like cardboard.

I'd be able to beat myself up, but I won't punch down. That's beneath me as a queen.

Considering how much of a smol brat you are, the only thing you'd punch down would be toes

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Considering how much of a smol brat you are, the only thing you'd punch down would be toes

 

[greyblob]

I am not calling upon the Stars for this, despite them being my puppeteers, so these are without a large part of my abilities (i.e. eldritch interference)
The ones I can totally beat:
@greyblob
@Woolen_Bat_Monkey
@BernKatstel
@Sleds
@Anon2024
@georgelee5786

The ones I am unsure because I am lacking in information, it would just be a close fight, or in the case of Enigma and Sola-sama, we'd just not fight:
@HelloHound
@Aaqil
@Corty
@Tempokai
@Paul_Tromba
@Rhaps
@Bartun
@Anemic_Vampire
@MatchaChocolate69
@Sola-sama
@Stealthy_Enigma
@Count_Quackula

And then the rest certainly defeat me (or I just missed someone in the poll who goes in the other two sections).

I would flatten you with a flick of my finger

 

[2wordsperminute]

Just realized the title is who I can beat not who can beat me.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I would flatten you with a flick of my finger

Hah! I've already managed to turn you into a smoothie.

 

[greyblob]

@Corty @HelloHound @TheMonotonePuppet

i could and would mercilessly beat you to a pulp

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

I'd begin my first battle with antagonistic psychological warfare and make them crash out (RepresentingEnvy).

For the rest, I'll make icicles made of blood and snowflake shurikens molded from human meat from each initial person I defeated (SolaSama, Anon2024, Tempokai, SailusGebel, GeorgeLeee) and carve enough holes through them for an 18+ enactment of Midwest FurFest.

But no, I won't stop there. I'll go down the entire list and make them all either crash out or stuff their lower intestines full of bloody ice and watch as they slowly die from rabies (HelloHound) and STDs (CupcakeNinja). TO WHICH, THERE AFTER, I'LL KILL THEM TOO.

Then, whatever IMBECILE decides to stay undead (I heard some eldritch bastard or whatever is here), they'll ride in on their skeletal horse or whatever, while I sit on my throne of pathetic SHF corpses, and we'll have an Epic Battle. But because I'm an ICE GODDESS, I'll FUCK THEM UP, then FUCK THEIR CORPSE.

THEN I'LL RESET THE TIMELINE ON SOME WANDAVISION SHIT AND DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE I AM