Think back to your childhood.

[CrimsonGenius]

Did you have your recess privileges rescinded for half a school year? I did. I was framed.

 

[J_Chemist]

No. I got my ass beat as punishment.

 

[HelloHound]

nah I was too lovable

 

[owotrucked]

Did you have your recess privileges rescinded for half a school year? I did. I was framed.

Villain origin story lmao

 

[M_Griffith]

No, even though I was a repeat offender I only got my privileges revoked a week at a time.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

I beat up kids, harassed girls and bullied teachers into quitting. Though, because of porn, I actually changed into a quiet person who now is being harassed by women, am a pacifist and bullied by teachers.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

What?

 

[ElijahRyne]

Did you have your recess privileges rescinded for half a school year? I did. I was framed.

No, but there were years where I was sick enough for it to seem so…

 

[georgelee5786]

That's weak. I stepped outta line and my ass met the wooden spoon.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

this great witch's... childhood? Did this great witch even have such a thing? Eh, I mean, as a human, this great witch certainly, without a doubt did. It would take a miracle to not have a childhood and being born as perfect as this great witch is...

 

[NotaNuffian]

2 weeks suspension.

And I was the one with a cracked nose bridge and non-stop nosebleeding.

 

[SRB]

Once, a local bully was chasing me, when we ran onto the asphalt, I suddenly crouched down and shrank into myself, he tripped over my body and crashed face first into the concrete. They didn’t let me go to recess anymore; after school I went straight home.

From my already good memories of school and kindergarten, we learned how to assemble and disassemble an AK in class and after school. The most dexterous ones did it blindfolded and in 45 seconds. Unfortunately my record is 1:20, I didn't have enough practice.

 

[RepresentingSilence]

No I was homeschooled if I did something bad I got spanked
I didn't do bad things often for a reason

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Did you have your recess privileges rescinded for half a school year? I did. I was framed.

I had the shit beat out of me about once a week on average for 10 years. Sometimes I managed to skip a week, but then they would make up for it on another week. I would beg to skip recess because that's when they would come for me. And gym. Basically, any point where we were unsupervised, and in the case of some situations, the teachers would just turn their back. The privilege of who your parents were.

Got beaten into a coma with a baseball bat. Had to have my face sewn back on because it was detached from my skull and just floating around. Had to have parts of my skull rebuilt. It's held together with strips of metal and screws. Some of the screws have been slowly unscrewing for some reason. I can press on two of them along my gum-line and feel how far they have been slowly coming out.

One year Brian and his friends decided on a new game. They would spit on me (only once in any given period) and I had to keep score throughout the day, giving a final total at the end, or they'd beat the crap out of me. Brian and his friends were basically the children of the people who ran the town. Which was drug dealers, in case you were wondering. The entire town was basically run by organized crime.

Villain origin story lmao

Oddly enough... yes.

When I got out of Elbridge, I turned into a monster. I made it my life's mission to learn how to ruin people's lives. I got very good at it. Worked for a law firm, Bronson and Miggliosio as a professional bill collector. I learned how to use the law to destroy people. I was very good. Number one in the northeast.

Hight of irony, I was waiting a long time to get my revenge. I was going to wait decades and then come out of nowhere to ruin Brian's life. He died one year before I could put my plan into action. He "died" jogging from a "heart attack".

I suppose as shitty as my life was, I'm alive and I'm fairly sure he was assassinated by his family's enemies.

 

[CrimsonGenius]

I had the shit beat out of me about once a week on average for 10 years. Sometimes I managed to skip a week, but then they would make up for it on another week. I would beg to skip recess because that's when they would come for me. And gym. Basically, any point where we were unsupervised, and in the case of some situations, the teachers would just turn their back. The privilege of who your parents were.

Got beaten into a coma with a baseball bat. Had to have my face sewn back on because it was detached from my skull and just floating around. Had to have parts of my skull rebuilt. It's held together with strips of metal and screws. Some of the screws have been slowly unscrewing for some reason. I can press on two of them along my gum-line and feel how far they have been slowly coming out.

One year Brian and his friends decided on a new game. They would spit on me (only once in any given period) and I had to keep score throughout the day, giving a final total at the end, or they'd beat the crap out of me. Brian and his friends were basically the children of the people who ran the town. Which was drug dealers, in case you were wondering. The entire town was basically run by organized crime.

Oddly enough... yes.

When I got out of Elbridge, I turned into a monster. I made it my life's mission to learn how to ruin people's lives. I got very good at it. Worked for a law firm, Bronson and Miggliosio as a professional bill collector. I learned how to use the law to destroy people. I was very good. Number one in the northeast.

Hight of irony, I was waiting a long time to get my revenge. I was going to wait decades and then come out of nowhere to ruin Brian's life. He died one year before I could put my plan into action. He "died" jogging from a "heart attack".

I suppose as shitty as my life was, I'm alive and I'm fairly sure he was assassinated by his family's enemies.

Dude...

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I wound up in ISS a few times in elementary school in Texas. One detention in middle school, and I had a clean record in high school until the very last day, and then I didn't get to walk at my high school graduation. I made it up to my parents in university
Also, I got a warning from a park ranger when I was 26 or 27 for doing pretty much the same thing I did in high school.

 

[Gryphon]

My school did the thing where they would use a paddle with holes drilled into it so it wouldn't meet much air resistance. I remember the first time I got paddled in school. It was kindergarten, and I forgot to put some toys away. They got two teachers, one to hold me down while the other spanked me with the paddle.

So yeah, I'm very much against physical punishment in schools.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I wound up in ISS a few times in elementary school in Texas. One detention in middle school, and I had a clean record in high school until the very last day, and then I didn't get to walk at my high school graduation. I made it up to my parents in university
Also, I got a warning from a park ranger when I was 26 or 27 for doing pretty much the same thing I did in high school.

WTH I also got ISS in Texas, but it was in middle school. Though mine was for truancy.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

My childhood high school memories? Got bullied to hell in a private school, but when I grew old, I'm the one bullying those who bullied me. Yeah, if you can't make Karma move, be the Karma.

 

[Kamelingil]

Screaming like Goku even though I don't know anime back then