Things we all do but will never admit :)

[Aijikan]

1. Walking into a room, forgetting why you came, and walking out like it was a practice lap.
"Me: I'm on a mission!
Also me: What mission?"

2. Pretending not to see someone you know in public because you're too tired for small talk.
"Spotted them from 10 feet away. Time to become a ninja."

3. Saying 'ouch' even when nothing actually hurt you.
"Drop a pillow on your foot? Ouch. Got your feelings hurt? Also ouch."

4. Checking the fridge multiple times, hoping new snacks magically appear.
"Maybe this time… nope, still empty."

5. Running up the stairs at night like something’s chasing you.
"Because we all know the floor is lava after 9 PM."

6. Rehearsing arguments in your head and winning them like a pro.
"Me in the shower: *flawless comeback unlocked"

7. Lying awake at night, replaying every awkward thing you've ever done since kindergarten.
"Brain: Remember that one time in 2006?
Me: Please no."

8. Using your phone as a mirror to check if you look cute, only to find… disappointment.
"Front camera: betrays me every time."

9. Acting like you’re in a music video when it’s raining and you’re staring out the window.
"Me: sad pop song plays in the background"

10. Laughing at your own jokes before anyone else does.
"Because someone’s gotta support my comedy career."

Which one of these is SO YOU? Or did I miss something we all do?

 

[Tsuru]

4. Checking the fridge multiple times, hoping new snacks magically appear.
6. Rehearsing arguments in your head and winning them like a pro.
7. Lying awake at night, replaying every awkward thing you've ever done since kindergarten.
10. Laughing at your own jokes before anyone else does.

 

[K_Jira]

At this point, the question we need to ask instead is whether or not we even have any unique micro experiences to ourselves…

 

[3guanoff]

Aside from 5,7, and 8, they are accurate. But I would happily confess to all of them.
5) over here, the walls are thin. if you run up the stairs at night, your neighbors will "invite" you over.
7) my memory is atrocious. I do not remember much of my life pre-army.
8) no comment.

 

[2wordsperminute]

I'd never admit it.

 

[BouncyCactus]

11. Every straight stick in the park is a sword, and every slightly bent one is a rifle.
12. Singing your out-of-tune heart out to the radio in the car
13. Give my cats voices and have them started as the leads from my story in a Broadway Musical

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

1). I would stand in front of my class, nervous. Would speak, but gets tongue-tied.

"Sir, are you okay?"
"Yes." (But I'm really shy around people ??)

2). A student (girl) would confide to me about her toxic relationship with her boyfriend. Would give her advise...

"Leave the guy. He's giving you lots of red flags."
"But Sir, I can't live without him."
(Urge to hit her head intensifies)
"Sir, are you okay?"
"Yes."

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

For me, just 1,3,4,5. Maybe not 5; there is no reserved time of day for climbing stairs slowly. Stairs are for running and stomping up and down to announce your presence to nearby lifeforms. Safely changing floors is what elevators are for.

 

[AlanDufran]

1. Walking into a room, forgetting why you came, and walking out like it was a practice lap.
"Me: I'm on a mission!
Also me: What mission?"

2. Pretending not to see someone you know in public because you're too tired for small talk.
"Spotted them from 10 feet away. Time to become a ninja."

3. Saying 'ouch' even when nothing actually hurt you.
"Drop a pillow on your foot? Ouch. Got your feelings hurt? Also ouch."

4. Checking the fridge multiple times, hoping new snacks magically appear.
"Maybe this time… nope, still empty."

5. Running up the stairs at night like something’s chasing you.
"Because we all know the floor is lava after 9 PM."

6. Rehearsing arguments in your head and winning them like a pro.
"Me in the shower: *flawless comeback unlocked"

7. Lying awake at night, replaying every awkward thing you've ever done since kindergarten.
"Brain: Remember that one time in 2006?
Me: Please no."

8. Using your phone as a mirror to check if you look cute, only to find… disappointment.
"Front camera: betrays me every time."

9. Acting like you’re in a music video when it’s raining and you’re staring out the window.
"Me: sad pop song plays in the background"

10. Laughing at your own jokes before anyone else does.
"Because someone’s gotta support my comedy career."
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Which one of these is SO YOU? Or did I miss something we all do?

2 definitely yes, i can be quiet annoyed by small talks with random people and people i saw like 100 years ago. 3 yes, but i say other words) I can use my phone as a mirror especially with special app. There are many more things of course

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I never post on forums, this isn't me posting. It's just your imagination.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I check most things several times except the things that I actually forget.