The scariest shit a woman could do

[WeissBlatt]

The scariest thing a woman can do is pull you into an alley, ram a knife into your chest while cackling, and then run away.

Better than a woman flirting with me.

 

[AYM]

Hehe, I guess I can't hide it forever, but I'm actually a werewolf alpha sigma vampire god who is disguising himself as a human and works as a ceo in the best company in the world. Did I mention I was a mafia boss and playboy too?

 

[Alski]

Just go watch the movie teeth

 

[gaylolis]

holding her sandals while staring menacingly at you (she's asian)

 

[naosu]

...Is asking you to go shopping with them...

That's actually true fear. You win this contest. No one even comes close to that. Especially if there's a credit card involved.

 

[RedMuffin]

Just go watch the movie teeth

 

[Navillus]

I’ve been chased by a girl wielding a big ass kitchen knife 3 times in my life and I can confidently say that I have never been more scared for my life… I have a habit of surrounding myself with crazy women… it’s in my nature apparently-nya.

 

[CheertheSecond]

I’ve been chased by a girl wielding a big ass kitchen knife 3 times in my life and I can confidently say that I have never been more scared for my life… I have a habit of surrounding myself with crazy women… it’s in my nature apparently-nya.

Cats have 9 lives. What do you even fear?

 

[Navillus]

Cats have 9 lives. What do you even fear?

I don’t fear death… I fear the indescribable torture that comes before!! Never underestimate the cruelty of a crazy women that thinks you’d look better filleted… 9 lives won’t save me from that-nyah!!!!