The One True Muffin [Poll]

[AnonUnlimited]

As we all know, polls represent science and the absolute truth.
So vote.
Who is the true Muffin?

You should vote.
@RedMuffin
@JayMark80

 

[RedMuffin]

Define "Muffin".

 

[owotrucked]

One is a "true" muffin and the other one is what? a DEI hire muffin?

 

[Masked_writer]

Who ever is the real muffin. I will eat them

 

[RedMuffin]

I'm a muffin, the other is a Muffinavirus-infected cow.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

One is a "true" muffin and the other one is what? a DEI hire muffin?

Yes.
I mean, @RedMuffin was only hired cause he's red. The other guy has a regular name.

 

[RedMuffin]

Yes.
I mean, @RedMuffin was only hired cause he's red. The other guy has a regular name.

I'm red because I'm a red velvet muffin. UwU

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Red Velvet is made from something other than muffins.

 

[owotrucked]

@RedMuffin was only hired cause he's red.

legit makes sense

 

[Corty]

One has it in his name. Easy.

 

[JayMark]

I am the one true muffin.

 

[georgelee5786]

Myself

 

[JayMark]

Be careful my siblings. Red is the color of the prophesied anti-muffin.

 

[RedMuffin]

Be careful my siblings. Red is the color of the prophesied anti-muffin.

Don't. That kind of reference would set a fire on the thread. ?

 

[JayMark]

Don't. That kind of reference would set a fire on the thread. ?
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As would be expected of the supremely spicy anti-muffin.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I feel like there aren't enough votes for the true muffin. It shouldn't be tied.

 

[JayMark]

Vote for me and I will write a 600 word muffin fanfic. Maybe NSFW though. I just want to impress my senpai. UwU.

 

[RedMuffin]

Vote for me and I will write a 600 word muffin fanfic. Maybe NSFW though. I just want to impress my senpai. UwU.

I'm voting for you!

 

[JayMark]

I am still the one true muffin. Moo.

 

[Lonely_Melons]

As we all know, polls represent science and the absolute truth.
So vote.
Who is the true Muffin?

You should vote.
@RedMuffin
@JayMark80

Both of them taste like muffins??