The most despicable deity?

[Deleted member 19066]

It's the entire Chinese pantheon with the Jade Emperor that have the say in deciding the Deity's title.

No... i think

Yuanshi Tianzun ("Primeval Lord of Heaven") bestows upon Jiang Ziya the Fengshen Bang, a list that empowers him to invest the gods of Heaven

The supposed "wise man" got the heavenly HR charter and just got to name whoever he wanted to whatever job he wanted.

and yes Fengshen Yanyi was just one big job interview

 

[NotaNuffian]

Actually, it wasn't Nuwa who get a say in that. It's the entire Chinese pantheon with the Jade Emperor that have the say in deciding the Deity's title. Most of the Heaven Palace are male officials with power. So it's easy to blame the female gender for whatever reasons.

So I ended up do her dirty by blaming her for kicking Daji in the cuchy.

Damn, woman blaming-ception.

No... i think

The supposed "wise man" got the heavenly HR charter and just got to name whoever he wanted to whatever job he wanted.

and yes Fengshen Yanyi was just one big job interview

With Daji being the poor bitch who got cheated and her name dragged into the mud.

 

[LilTV1155]

So I ended up do her dirty by blaming her for kicking Daji in the cuchy.

Damn, woman blaming-ception.

With Daji being the poor bitch who got cheated and her name dragged into the mud.

But it is still her fault in sending Daji and the other two to incite chaos in that Shang kingdom.

As far as I have remembered, Chinese pantheons are not kind to females. During that time period, it was a strictly patriarchal society and women can get killed or lose their places in the family shrine, grave, or household just because their male master and in-laws are not happy. Daji coming along, only made the patriarchy worse.

 

[Deleted member 19066]

With Daji being the poor bitch who got cheated and her name dragged into the mud.

na, if you go with that line of thought, Daji was the contractor, hired specifically to "test" the prospective job seekers.

 

[LilTV1155]

We have someone called Sati in our mythology,

She isn't evil, bit indirectly caused loads of evilness.

What basically happened was that her husband got insulted by her father, so she committed suicide.

By doing so, she basically raised the bar for love. It was basically the duty of wife to commit suicide whenever her husband was insulted,

Soon, this became hella hella common,

And soon, a woman was forced to commit suicide even when her husband is going on a trip outside, for remaining alone at house would stir up infidelity.

About that practice of immolation. I heard that it started out during the times of rape culture when the barbarians (invaders) came along and add the corruptions of greedy priests. There was a big number of widows and orphans due to the war and invasion stuffs. So widows got targeted and forced into that practice for some reasons during that time.

 

[Alfir]

Zeus cuz he's a horny tyrant
Loki (not the MCU version, but the real Norse) cuz his pranks are too destructive
Chronos cus he is a paranoid abusive father
Eris cuz she's a manipulative bitch
I am limited by my limited knowledge of mythos but this is what I got

 

[NotaNuffian]

But it is still her fault in sending Daji and the other two to incite chaos in that Shang kingdom.

I feel like you are playing both sides.

I waa pointing out that Nuwa is the one who got bitchy angry from Zhou's catcalling and tasked Daji to go fuck up the human world, then slap the fox lady in the snout for doing her job too perfect. In conclusion, Nuwa's a bitch.

You said: not Nuwa's fault for excluding Daji.

Actually, it wasn't Nuwa who get a say in that. It's the entire Chinese pantheon with the Jade Emperor that have the say in deciding the Deity's title. Most of the Heaven Palace are male officials with power. So it's easy to blame the female gender for whatever reasons.

I get it, Jiang Ziya is a nepotistic shitfuck, when his wife came barking at him for a official post, he gave her the role of Jinx.

So not Nuwa's fault? No! Nuwa herself had promised to give the fox spirit an immortal role after all this shit. In the sense, not only did she caused all this shit, she also lied to the terrorist she herself sent in.

Ps. Anyone thought about how hot Hera is dangling by the ceiling in chains?

na, if you go with that line of thought, Daji was the contractor, hired specifically to "test" the prospective job seekers.

Except the contractor was promised a job by word, no black and white to cover and then when the test is done, instead of a job prospect like the rest, the contractor got yeeted away.

 

[LilTV1155]

Ps. Anyone thought about how hot Hera is dangling by the ceiling in chains

If you think that is hot. Then why would she be screaming all night in agony from these chains?
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For a nirmal human being who stayed hanging alive, the gravity will keep pulling all the heaviest organs downard and crushing the other oragns along the way even if it meant toward and out of the anus.

 

[NotaNuffian]

If you think that is hot. Then why would she be screaming all night in agony from these chains?
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For a nirmal human being who stayed hanging alive, the gravity will keep pulling all the heaviest organs downard and crushing the other oragns along the way even if it meant toward and out of the anus.

I'm into hogtied.

And I am doing a shittons of assumptions like the disclaimers in porn.

Because the bound portion is intentionally vague, I would assume in the torture style to be the standard arms above and weight on legs. That shit hurts.

Breast bondage does not make it better.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

The Hera story is a bit different the way I heard it. Basically a bunch of the gods planned to over throw Zeus. Including Poseidon, Apollo, Hera, and Athena.

Zeus eventually discovered this plot with the aid of some minor gods and Hermes.

He broke this allegiance and Athena got off scot free and Apollo and Poseidon were turned briefly mortal and forced to work for mortal kings.

Hera on the other hand was chained up and was dangled over Nyx AKA the giant primordial pit (who can sometimes a physical form of a godess) of Nothingness that would basically been the equivalent of death for a god.

Her son Hephaestus to his chagrin gave into his better nature and helped his mother out. The same mother that made his entire godly life hell.

Zeus punished him for helping Hera by grabbing him by his ankle and throwing him off of Mount Olympus.

 

[LilTV1155]

I'm into hogtied.

And I am doing a shittons of assumptions like the disclaimers in porn.

Because the bound portion is intentionally vague, I would assume in the torture style to be the standard arms above and weight on legs. That shit hurts.

Breast bondage does not make it better.

You definitely got the wrong kind of bondage in mind.
Hera were cuffed by the wrists and hung at the ceiling with feet dangling, upside up for days and nights.

 

[NotaNuffian]

You definitely got the wrong kind of bondage in mind.
Hera were cuffed by the wrists and hung at the ceiling with feet dangling, upside up for days and nights.

Oof. Ouch. Zeus that father murdering fuckhead.

Now only if he does the Oedipus, like since he fucked any females already, then I can call him a true motherfucker as well.

 

[LilTV1155]

The Hera story is a bit different the way I heard it. Basically a bunch of the gods planned to over throw Zeus. Including Poseidon, Apollo, Hera, and Athena.

Zeus eventually discovered this plot with the aid of some minor gods and Hermes.

He broke this allegiance and Athena got off scot free and Apollo and Poseidon were turned briefly mortal and forced to work for mortal kings.

Hera on the other hand was chained up and was dangled over Nyx AKA the giant primordial pit (who can sometimes a physical form of a godess) of Nothingness that would basically been the equivalent of death for a god.

Her son Hephaestus to his chagrin gave into his better nature and helped his mother out. The same mother that made his entire godly life hell.

Zeus punished him for helping Hera by grabbing him by his ankle and throwing him off of Mount Olympus.

That toss broke all the bones in Hephaestus body or his legs. He's technically paralyzed or lame.

 

[Deleted member 19066]

I'm into hogtied.

What it was according to Iliad, but you can ignore it and enjoy your imagination

"hung her up in the clouds, her hands chained, and with two anvils suspended from her feet."

 

[T.K._Paradox]

That toss broke all the bones in Hephaestus body or his legs. He's technically paralyzed or lame.

He got his legs fucked up the first time. When Hera pitched him off the mountain when he was first born, he was a literal spite baby that Hera manages to give birth to solely by herself no man included, and Hera tossed him as soon as she saw he was ugly.

This time he splatted onto a island and broke his everything with out being crippled, again, and according to legend his ichor (godly blood) soaked into the hotsprings on the island.

Which gave the hotsprings healing qualities. He also taught the natives that helped him to become master's of the forge.

 

[LilTV1155]

Zeus that father murdering fuckhead.

Not just a homicidal rapist and deadbeat.
Every King before him was cursed to be homicidal self-fulfilling prophecy of doom.

First it was Uranus. Then it was Cronus(not Khronos) and finally Zeus.

But all three of them messed around with not liberating the Hundred-armed Giants and not fulfilling promise to Gaea, who prophesized their usurping by the younger generations of King Gods.

A new king rise and usurp the old king. That was the concept.

He got his legs fucked up the first time. When Hera pitched him off the mountain when he was first born, he was a literal spite baby that Hera manages to give birth to solely by herself no man included, and Hera tossed him as soon as she saw he was ugly.

This time he splatted onto a island and broke his everything with out being crippled, again, and according to legend his ichor (godly blood) soaked into the hotsprings on the island.

Which gave the hotsprings healing qualities. He also taught the natives that helped him to become master's of the forge.

Geez! So many different versions of Hephaestus fall.

Born ugly. Thrown out, get scarred by jahged rocks in sea and made uglier. Then thrown out again and broke his legs.

Or just born ugly and crippled by fall. Then scarred and recrippled again by another fall.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

Not just a homicidal rapist and deadbeat.
Every King before him was cursed to be homicidal self-fulfilling prophecy of doom.

First it was Uranus. Then it was Cronus(not Khronos) and finally Zeus.

But all three of them messed around with Gaea, who prophesized their usurping by the younger generations of King Gods.

A new king rise and usurp the old king. That was the concept.

Greek Gods were never supposed to be paragons of virtue. They were to be examples of humanities flaws cranked upto elven. With the stories of the heroes showing humanities virtues despite their flaws.

Also Bellerophon, Perseus, and Orpheus need to be credited more. I personally like them than most of the other famous Greek heroes.

 

[LilTV1155]

Oof. Ouch. Zeus that father murdering fuckhead.

Now only if he does the Oedipus, like since he fucked any females already, then I can call him a true motherfucker as well.

From what I heard. He already did that route, but unlike Oedipus. He DID IT KNOWING.

Raped his mother in Orphic myth.
Still NTRing every other kings in Greek myths and his demigod children.
Seduced (still rapes) his sisters.
Seduced (still rapes) his daughter, Persephone and great-granddaughter /descendant, Danae.
Impregnated his grandma. Hid his lover in his grandma belly from Hera and made that same lover split apart due to giving birth to a Giant.
Concieved an earth child with Poseidon and Hermes from a butied bull hide.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Greek Gods were never supposed to be paragons of virtue. They were to be examples of humanities flaws cranked upto elven. With the stories of the heroes showing humanities virtues despite their flaws.

Also Bellerophon, Perseus, and Orpheus need to be credited more. I personally like them than most of the other famous Greek heroes.

I thought that because the greeks are a bunch of emo and pessimistic thinkers, that is why their gods are fucked up.

From what I heard. He already did that route. Raped his mother in Orphic myth.

Oof. Ouch. Zeus that father murdering and mother fucking fuckhead.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

I thought that because the greeks are a bunch of emo and pessimistic thinkers, that is why their gods are fucked up.

Yeah Greeks have always loved a tragedy in their literature and other forms of art.

That is probably why they still emulate the art students of today. By being permanently in debt.