Alternatively we can delegate ten people to sacrifice 8 hours out of their day to take turns typing one word messages.
Let's say for simplicity, it takes five seconds to type a one word message.
5 seconds per message= 12 messages per minute= 720 messages per hour= 5,760 messages per 8 hour shift.
There's 7483 pages left to fill and 20 messages per page So: 149660 messages to go.
149660/5760= 26 (25.9)
Therefore: 26 eight hour shifts.
We just need ten volunteers for 208 hours of unpaid and unappreciated labor. Who could possibly say no!