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Tempokai

The Overworked One
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I'm winning currently by writing a story:
There was once a man in the little, but prosperous city not full of potholes. A man of ambitions, I must add. He was a working man, and finally decided to have a grudge against his wallet, which only had 1000 coins to upgrade his PC. He saved that money, hiding it from his wife inside pouch in a car. And lo, the man ascended the digital world and screamed:

CPU: Intel Core i5-12400F
GPU: RTX 5060 (any 2-fan version) – example: PNY 2fan 5060 / Palit Infinite OEM 5060 / Inno3D Twin 5060
Motherboard: Onda B760M (DDR4)
RAM: Kingbank 16GB DDR4 3200Mhz
SSD: Hiksemi 1TB M.2
PSU: RX R5 600W Bronze
Case: RX R5 (Black or White)
Cooler: Stock Intel cooler (optional upgrade: Deepcool AG400)

Monitor: Lenovo R24e 180Hz
Keyboard: HyperX Alloy Origins 87
Mouse: Logitech G102
Headset: HyperX Cloud 2

The world listened. The world pondered. The world said "no" to the man. It didn't have half of those items in stock. The man, undeterred, bargained with retailers, went to eBay, but with no avail. The build was simply unreachable, even with lowest hardware possible. And thus, this man had a heart attack from all of that yelling, and the world was silent once again. His son would not do the same mistake, and would fix the damn porch the man had forsaken for five years. It was a worthier investment than whatever man tried to do with his savings.
 

Shiriru_B

Book binge in progress.
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Winning!
 

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Hmm, this dog looks strangely like a bull...

Anyway. *pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*
*Is overstimulated

HOIVES!
 
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JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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hnnnnnn CLOUDY GLASSES!
I gotta have dat....
but Tem hasta pay for colleg...
hnnnnnnn, but tem always want...
50 muns!
 

Worthy39

The protagonist's third cousin, twice removed
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hnnnnnn CLOUDY GLASSES!
I gotta have dat....
but Tem hasta pay for colleg...
hnnnnnnn, but tem always want...
50 muns!
Deal. I'll be back with two cloudy glasses at a later date.
 
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