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JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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I tried biting my left arm but it just hurts and there is slobber everywhere and chewing on my fingers didn't work either, uh wait it did wake me up a little.
:blob_nom: bites your arm
 

Worthy39

The protagonist's third cousin, twice removed
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Did you know cows and bulls have no upper teeth, it's just one plate of whatever that they use to grind with the bottom teeth.
Did you know that cows try to eat rocks due to mineral deficiency, and also to help digest their food since their chewing is so inefficient? Farmers provide them salt these days to avoid any medical issues from eating those rocks, but that doesn’t stop them from trying sometimes.
 

JayMark

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Did you know that cows try to eat rocks due to mineral deficiency, and also to help digest their food since their chewing is so inefficient? Farmers provide them salt these days to avoid any medical issues from eating those rocks, but that doesn’t stop them from trying sometimes.
Yes, me and Nav have this in common. Gotta love me some rocks.
Your leaning ever so closely to the fake bull allegations.

@Worthy39 yep, it's also why herbivore animals sometimes eat birds or other small animals.
I can retract my upper teeth if that makes you feel better.
 

Shiriru_B

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Yes, me and Nav have this in common. Gotta love me some rocks.

I can retract my upper teeth if that makes you feel better.
THAT MAKES IT WORSE!
 

JayMark

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Actually, that's pretty accurate for a vampire, so he's at least accurate about something.
I'm a shape shifter! I don't have to follow your rules!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Worthy39

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I'm a shape shifter! I don't have to follow your rules!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't you understand? You mooing that was all part of my plan.
Then you'll read this.
And then you'll read this.
And lastly this.
Third you'll read this.
 

JayMark

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Don't you understand? You mooing that was all part of my plan.
Then you'll read this.
And then you'll read this.
And lastly this.
Third you'll read this.
Unlike Shiriru_B, my failed disciple, you are a true master of cool ninjago.
 
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