How are the pole dancers going to play your games without any money?
Shitendo: Our games have shops, right? Exchanging money, gems, and bartering for goods and services is one of our game mechanics?
Lawyers: Yes, we'll file the proper patent immediately
Shitendo: This is your second warning, cease utilizing Shitendo game mechanics or get sued into oblivian.
Lawyers: Bethesda owns that term.
Shitendo: Didn't that game have swords? Our games include sword mechanics. File a patent and sue Bethesda.
Lawyers: Bethesda's a big company, they can fight back.
Shitendo: Okay, hold off on sueing but file still the patent. And sue Italy for using for using the name Mario.