The Last to Comment Wins

[Shiriru_B]

moo.

you !@#$%*explodes*

 

[JayMark]

I forgot anyone can do that.

 

[Shiriru_B]

Yep and that's why this knowledge shouldn't spread otherwise I'd have to treat SHF as a minefield.

 

[Tempokai]

Yep and that's why this knowledge shouldn't spread otherwise I'd have to treat SHF as a minefield.

oom

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

"Cognitohazard"
is a term used to refer to information or concepts that are harmful to the individual who is exposed to them, as they may cause physical, psychological, or other harm. The term is often associated with fictional worlds, such as the SCP Foundation, but also has a broader application in the context of information hazards.​

 

[Shiriru_B]

oom

*checks body* Yep nothing happened.

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

*checks body* Yep nothing happened.

contamination detected, move to initiate decontamination!

 

[Shiriru_B]

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contamination detected, move to initiate decontamination!

WHAT THE HAY DOES THAT MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING! Just argh, don't kill me┗( T﹏T )┛*puts their hands up*.


Edit: OR STUNS, don't need tazers ┗( :-P )┛

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

WHAT THE HAY DOES THAT MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING! Just argh, don't kill me┗( T﹏T )┛*puts their hands up*.


Edit: OR STUNS, don't need tazers ┗( :-P )┛

don't worry it won't kill you but it might hurt a little

 

[Shiriru_B]

don't worry it won't kill you but it might hurt a little

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Ah.

 

[Navillus]

1173 nya-nya~

 

[Shiriru_B]

1173 nya-nya~

Now do 1174 Nya~ =￣ω￣=

 

[Navillus]

ElijahRyne, Anonjohn, Tempokai, Solitude, RepresentingTemperance, RepresentingGluttony, that French lady who blepped occasionally, and so many more stood in her way. She had to win by killing them all.

And she would start with the bull.

I do appreciate that my rival Shiriru apparently doesn’t need to kill me-nyah~ 1174-nya-nya~

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

1173 nya-nya~

Now do 1174 Nya~ =￣ω￣=

Me too 1175 Nyaa~

 

[JayMark]

I do appreciate that my rival Shiriru apparently doesn’t need to kill me-nyah~ 1174-nya-nya~

You're the final boss.

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by doing nothing (waiting for the PC to let it RIP)

 

[Shiriru_B]

I do appreciate that my rival Shiriru apparently doesn’t need to kill me-nyah~ 1174-nya-nya~

Spoiler: Shiriru The Exploder

"The progenitor is dead," the young dog-woman kept her eyes glued to the TV screen as the local news anchor delivered the update. Her roommate, Shiriru, paused in the doorway, a cup of coffee in hand, "Another one?"

The dog-woman, Elara, nodded. "Another explosion. They're not sure how it happened. Just like with Mrs. Jenkins and that kid from the park last week."

Shiriru took a sip of her coffee and set it down on the end table while looking to the side, "It's so weird. It's like they just explode."

Elara frowned, her gaze still fixated on the flickering screen. "The police are calling it spontaneous human explosion, but that doesn't explain why it's happening to so many people. And why only here?"

Shiriru's ears twitched nervously, her fluffy tail swishing behind her. She'd felt something strange lurking within her, a ticking time bomb, "I think it might be connected to me."

Elara's eyes widened in disbelief. "What? How could it be connected to you?"

Shiriru took a deep, shaky breath. "Remember when I first moved in, and I had that accident?"

Elara's eyes searched hers, understanding dawning. "Your- your random explosions?"

Shiriru nodded, her heart racing. "It's like something inside me builds up, and I can't control it. And then-"

The room was suddenly filled with a deafening roar, and a blast of heat seperated Elara from her feet. Shiriru's eyes went wide. The explosion consumed the living room, the couch, the TV, and even the wallpaper. Plaster rained down, and the windows shattered into a million pieces.

When the dust settled, all that remained of Elara was a grisly scene. Her body was scattered across the room in an array of charred flesh and bone. The smell of burnt hair and fabric made it difficult to breathe. Shiriru's heart had been literally ripped from her chest. She surveyed the destruction she had wrought with an eye rolling across the floor.

The dog-girl looked down at herself in horror with her other eye as the organs slapped back into her. In moments, she found herself unscathed, her ear fur as brown and fluffy as ever, her tail wagging slightly. Her clothes were intact, not even a singe mark on the fabric. She had reformed, perfectly whole again.

With trembling hands, she approached the computer. The glow of the screen pierced the gloom. She stumbled upon 'The Last to Comment Wins' thread on the Scribblehub Forum (SHF) in a desperate search for answers. It was a game that had gone too far, where people with unexplained powers competed to be the last one posting. Some said the game was a curse, others a miracle. But she thought it was her only shot at finding a cure.

A fierce determination grew within her. If she could be the last to post, perhaps she could harness the power of the game to put an end to the explosions that had claimed so much. ElijahRyne, Anonjohn, Tempokai, Solitude, RepresentingTemperance, RepresentingGluttony, that French lady who blepped occasionally, and so many more stood in her way. She had to win by killing them all.

And she would start with the bull.

Oh ok now this one is fantastic (ദ്ദി˙ᗜ˙)

. Also Suls I'm pretty sure we made a pact to split the win for the last to comment in this thread.

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by printing big stuff

 

[DonHon]

for only 1 minute!

 

[Navillus]

Oh ok now this one is fantastic (ദ്ദി˙ᗜ˙)

. Also Suls I'm pretty sure we made a pact to split the win for the last to comment in this thread.

Oh yeah! That did happen-nyah~ 1175