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Tempokai

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They might be robbing anyone who wants pizza (with their exorbitant prices), but one thing the Muslims do really well is coffee and/or tea.
but that hazelnut coffee is from Jacobs lol. Pure european brand, but is made 3km away from me currently. I'm winning currently by waiting for the coffee to cool down because it's too hot
 

JayMark

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That's a really low bar. LOL
Generic Tin Scoops!

The world's worst coffee is unironically the world's best coffee in the right situation. Bargain brand sludge grounds imported from every nation's leftover reject beans. Imported from war zones and may contain insect parts, rat feces, and ground baby hands. Fill the coffee maker with ten scoops so its thick as soup. Tastes like hot motor oil. Add milk, sugar, and hot water to dilute and it tastes like hot diluted motor oil with milk and sugar. Drink it straight and you might die from the shakes.

No one in your office who partakes, not an option, will sleep the entire work week.

Guaranteed!
 
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Tempokai

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I'm winning currently by "working" (looking at this image instead)
 
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