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JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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I saw a real cow yesterday.
0.o Are you implying that I'm not a real bull, cow, rock, oni, roach, unicorn, pygmy hippo, vampire mommy, question mark, steak, ground beef, pinto, cube of ancient enlightenment? o.0

Be gentle, she may have been my daughter.
 

Tempokai

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0.o Are you implying that I'm not a real bull, cow, rock, oni, roach, unicorn, pygmy hippo, vampire mommy, question mark, steak, ground beef, pinto, cube of ancient enlightenment? o.0

Be gentle, she may have been my daughter.
I saw TWO real cows yesterday.
 

JayMark

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I'm winning by absolutely rebelling against writing anything and playing video games.

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Tempokai

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I'm winning currently by wirinigengiaenigianl askfkalsfna m.w oqrw[q o0e0t=qoteqog spkoe[wg03=5=0 50oi[tewo 9-qjonmgdmms, 20 20 e2teaoskfmwr[
 

Tempokai

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nice, I got something to reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!ad.
A writer approached the sage and said,
“Master, I have written 80,000 words. My arcs are clean. My stakes are clear. Why does no one care?”

The sage read the manuscript, nodded, and set it on fire.
“Because you wrote what a story should be,” the sage said,
“but not what it had to be.”

“Now go. Cry. Break things. Remember what it means to hurt. Then write that.”

The writer was traumatized.
The next story was brilliant.
 
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