This was made up by the Anti Sunscreen Foundation brought to you by the nearest Wah!stinging, god I hate when it stings
Edit: my eye btw
I HATE SUNSCREEN HOW DOES THIS FUDGE KEEP STINGING MY EYES
Wise words, no wonder vampires look like milk, although you'll miss out on vitamin D and get noodle bones.If you stay indoors that's SPF 100.
I have cheese bones. Don't tell the pencil holder.