I need you to teach the muffin your majestic ways of pure genius.
Don't involve me in producing cow-pron.
Listen, a very popular story on this site was Centaurus. We are just giving you ideas that your future readers would love.
Lots of fluids are required for smut. 10/10
I need you to define the meaning behind this image since it can be interpreted in many ways.
We'll use the cow milk to make a bunch of red muffins, and then the cows will mate on top of all the muffins they produced. Keep threatening us and we'll shove muffins up the cow's ***.
You know, the creatures in that game are all herms. They need both male and female parts to reproduce the way they do.
I spit coffee all over my laptop and now my coworkers are all mooing at me.
Did you put milk or cream in the coffee? I must know (for the smut story).
I've made it quite clear that milk is a symbol of our oppression and must not be used in the story.
Real cows want to be milked; only an imposter who is impersonating a cow would pretend otherwise.
Have at you sir! Have at you! I am a bull. My harem only gets milked by my calves. Human hands off my udders.
Well duh! We're talking about cow smut, not human smut; it will be cow on cow or cow on bull. However, anyone claiming that cows are "oppressed" when milked is lying; they love being milked.
