The Last to Comment Wins

dummycake

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Parking the bicycle, I breathed in and out to prepare myself for the hellish prison for the upcoming three years.

Going to the entrance, I tried to invent a spell of invisibility inside my head, but of course, it didn't work.

"Hey!" a relaxed voice said behind me.

[One...]

[Two...]

[Three!]

[SOCIAL INTERACTION MODE - START!]

[The voice sounds friendly but in a type that wouldn't stop until it got what it wanted]

[If I don't turn around and respond, not only I'm going to look rude, but they're going to chase me and get in my way, making me spend more time talking with them]

[The best choice in this situation is...]

[TURN AROUND!]

Turning around to face the voice at a not-slow and not-fast speed, I replied, "Hello!"

[If I said 'Hi' it would be too casual, I don't know this person]

[If I repeated the 'Hey', it would look like we know each other, repeating the same greetings]

[Hello is the best choice.]

"My name is Andrea Leandro, but you can call me Drea," a girl with cat ears and red hair said, extending her hand to me with a smile.

[She's a half-cat Beastkin, in other words, she has the ears and the tail of a cat, but the rest of her appearance is similar to a human]

[I don't know Beastkin's manner, but the way she extended her hand, indicates that she has the same manners and the same way of introducing yourself]

[Judging by her appearance, her darker skin, her subtle muscles, and her demeanor, she's an athletic tomboy girl]

[That means she will be the one directing this conversation]

[With her outgoing personality, I will have no chance to direct this conversation to a 'bye' or 'see ya' in two sentences]

[But we have something similar, her white uniform]

[That means she's a first year just like me]

[We both don't know much about this school, so she can't be in control in all aspects]

I grabbed her hand.

[Now it's the greeting]

[She said her full name and suggested a nickname, should I copy her?]

[If I do the same, she will be compelled to use the nickname I create]

[But if I don't, I will not look as casual and comfortable as she seems to be]

[It's better if I don't do it, it will make our dynamic more pronounced]

[If I'm casual now, I will have to be casual for the rest of the possible conversations we will have in the future]

[Just saying the full name is the best choice]

"I'm Hana Hanasaki, nice to meet you too," I said with a thin smile.

[I have to smile as well, but I can't smile too much]

[If I don't smile, I will look rude and annoyed]

[If I smile too much, going together with all of the things I said and the ways I moved now, I will look like a creep]

She grabbed my hand.

[Her grip is strong!]

[I can't show any pain or sign of discomfort]

[I can't look weak in front of an athletic tomboy]

She shook my hand.

[One, two, three, four...]

[My hand has to follow hers, I can't shake more than she would do]

"Let's be friends!"

Thump-thump, thump-thump.

[SYSTEM IS AT CRITICAL POINT!!!]

Thump-thump, thump-thump, thump-thump, thump-thump!

[WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE!!!]

Thuthuthuthuthu-

[WHERE'S THE RESTART BUTTON?!]

[I have to calm down...]

Thump-thump, thump-thump, thump-thump...

[I wish I could reject, but I can only accept]

[Now, how do I accept?]

[It can't be too short, with just a half-heartedly "Okay"]

[However, I can combine a "Yes" with a nod]

[Actions speak more than words, if I mix an action with a word, I will be speaking more than what I'm saying]

I nodded, "Yes, let's."

[WHAT!]

Thump-thump, thump-thump, thump-thump!

[WHY DID I SAY "LET'S"?]

Thuthuthuthuthu-

[TOO CASUAL, TOO CASUAL!!]

Thump-thump, thump-thump, thump-thump...

[It's alright, it's still salvageable]

[I can just pretend that it was something that I always say]

[I'm still not as casual as she is]

Her smile widened, the brightness blinding my eyes, "Good."

[What do you mean by "Good"?]

[It sounded like something she always wanted]

[Like when you interrogate someone and they spill the beans, and you with your rough beard say, "Good," and light a cigarette]

She let my hand go and walked away, saying "Smell ya later, Hana!"

[SOCIAL INTERACTION MODE - FINISH!]

[Results:]

[Mannerisms: B]
[Language: C]
[Expressions: B]
[Style: C]
[Average Blinks per Minute: 13]
[Average Breaths per Minute: 17]

[Overall Rating: C – Crappy]
 

dummycake

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Wait...

Where do I sit now?

[One...]

[Two...]

[Three!]

[SOCIAL INTERACTION MODE - START!]

[I can't be too close to them, if I sit less than two seats away from them, I will look like a creep]

[I can't be too far away, if I sit with more than more than four seats away or to the other side of the room, I will look like an antisocial weirdo]

[The best choice is...]

[Two rows to the left, the last seat!]

When I sat on the best seat, I heard a "Psst."

Turning to the goblin, I saw them pointing to the side of the table behind them with a smile showing their fangs.

It was written, "Hana Hanasaki."

[SOCIAL INTERACTION MODE - FINISH!]

[Results:]

[Mannerisms: B]
[Expressions: B]
[Thinking Process: D-]
[Finishing Move: F]
[Total of Glances: 4]

[Overall Rating: D - Disappointing...]
 

fluffypie374

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Well, I know I won't win :blob_pout: So... this fluff bets that the winner will be someone commenting after this. :blob_uwu:
 
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Just a silly game where we start off a thread and leave it at that. If I'm the last one to comment, I win. So if there are no participants... I guess that means I claim this as a win. XD
Imagine this thread gets locked
 
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