The Last to Comment Wins

[BenJepheneT]

noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Deleted member 25151]

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noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No Fucking Way...

 

[BenJepheneT]

No Fucking Way...

we don't live in a world anymore. We live in a product. We live in a corporate hellscape. We are no longer the consumer. The conglomerate consumes us. The aliens needn't create the matrix. We done all their work ourselves.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

we don't live in a world anymore. We live in a product. We live in a corporate hellscape. We are no longer the consumer. The conglomerate consumes us. The aliens needn't create the matrix. We done all their work ourselves.

Well, yeah. What did you think was happening?

 

[BenJepheneT]

Well, yeah. What did you think was happening?

I wasn't thinking. I'm just going through the motions while wondering why the fuck is it getting worse every step forward

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I wasn't thinking. I'm just going through the motions while wondering why the fuck is it getting worse every step forward

You sound depressed. I recommend contacting your doctor.

 

[BenJepheneT]

You sound depressed. I recommend contacting your doctor.

Every doctor I've met have tried to swindle me out of money with pills that never seem to work. Fuck that. If I've lived through two decades with no suicidal intentions, I will live for four more the same. I will live to spite motherfuckers.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Every doctor I've met have tried to swindle me out of money with pills that never seem to work. Fuck that. If I've lived through two decades with no suicidal intentions, I will live for four more the same. I will live to spite motherfuckers.

Use condom!

 

[BenJepheneT]

Use condom!

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Isn't it the other way around?

 

[BenJepheneT]

Isn't it the other way around?

"oh yeah, masta', whip me harder, whip me har- what do you mean that's it? it's in already? what? i thought you said you was game? ain't you bragging about yo' fire hose in the club? bitch, this is barely a water tap- did you just cum? bitch, it's only been three seconds. i didn't even move!

"hot damn, this the last time I get down wit' you crackas'!"

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Chicken

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Chicken

and waffles

 

[HURGMCGURG]

and waffles

and pancakes

 

[RepresentingCaution]

and pancakes

 

[HURGMCGURG]

That's a lot.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

That's a lot.

It's a family meal!

 

[BenJepheneT]

my sister's been binging dhar mann and now she has this syndrome where she thinks she's the victim protagonist whenever she throws a fit. like we'll question why her online homework is behind by 6 months or why she failed her tests and shit and she'll throw her off her chair and cry out "DO YOU KNOW I HAVE BACK PAIN?" or something like that and does that tired, laboured breathing to seal the deal.

I've watched her stay on YouTube for an entire weekend back hunched watching them videos fuck you mean back pain where's your homework

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Hm. Brat.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

my sister's been binging dhar mann and now she has this syndrome where she thinks she's the victim protagonist whenever she throws a fit. like we'll question why her online homework is behind by 6 months or why she failed her tests and shit and she'll throw her off her chair and cry out "DO YOU KNOW I HAVE BACK PAIN?" or something like that and does that tired, laboured breathing to seal the deal.

I've watched her stay on YouTube for an entire weekend back hunched watching them videos fuck you mean back pain where's your homework

Sounds like my brother-in-law