The Last to Comment Wins

[BenJepheneT]

COCK JESUS

 

[witch_sorrowful]

Chicken Tikka Masala.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Chicken Tikka Masala.

 

[Sylverius]

my project: make something very scientific that connects to history
my title: Proof that dinosaur d--ks turned into cocks

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept One: 'Always Win Your Battles'. Losing a battle earns you nothing and teaches you nothing. Win your battles, or don't engage in them at all!

 

[witch_sorrowful]

Precept ninety-nine: always comment at the end of the day, so that you can go to sleep knowing you were winning the comment game.

 

[Napelynn]

Tip: Don't quote people. You'll give them a notification, that's not something you want if you're trying to win.

 

[witch_sorrowful]

I didn't quote you @Napelynn

I TAGGED YOU

 

[Napelynn]

Tip 2: Don't tag people. It's really dumb.

 

[witch_sorrowful]

*comes flying in on a B-2 Stealth Bomber*

 

[Napelynn]

*Comes flying in on a frying pan*
I'll use my trusty frying pan... as a flying pan!

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept ninety-nine: always comment at the end of the day, so that you can go to sleep knowing you were winning the comment game.

You have obviously never heard the fifty-seven precepts of Zote.

 

[witch_sorrowful]

No. Looks like a dope game though

 

[Sylverius]

fkin Zote The Great Grey Prince

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Two: 'Never Let Them Laugh at You'. Fools laugh at everything, even at their superiors. But beware, laughter isn't harmless! Laughter spreads like a disease, and soon everyone is laughing at you. You need to strike at the source of this perverse merriment quickly to stop it from spreading.

 

[Sylverius]

If you listened to Precept two,
POV: you use meme-types in a competitive game

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Three: 'Always Be Rested'. Fighting and adventuring take their toll on your body. When you rest, your body strengthens and repairs itself. The longer you rest, the stronger you become.

 

[Sylverius]

Precept Three is a bit wrong, because if you rest for too long, you'll become too weak. Too much of anything will turn into a hindrance instead of it being a benefit.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Precept Four: 'Forget Your Past'. The past is painful, and thinking about your past can only bring you misery. Think about something else instead, such as the future, or some food.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Precept Five: "Touch Grass" Remember to live a life every once in a life.