*Hic*
Back in the old days, the forusm were the bestest! I usedta walk all the way to the other side of the island to get good enough wi-fi for the site to load, and I had fun doing it! Juzz walking through the woods witha computer on the old backside. *Hic* There would be half a new post every day which I would read and then I'd *Hic* sit on mah rock n' bask in the sun while listening to the silence of the forums.
*Ssssip...*
There were only seven other people and they were all funny. I didn't know howta read but there were lotsa pictures! *Hic!* Bunnow therz more faces than I can count on mah hand *Hic*, and I can't recognize any of them thanks to my Prosopagnosia! *Gulp.* Ahmean yah, itz good n' all that the ferns growing and such, but I'm getten lonely! No one's ever visited me and *Hic* I don't know howta make frends! *Gulp**Gulp**Gulp*
So here I am, here to say that
@BenJepheneT left his right shoe under the treadmill his mother doesn't use.