The Last to Comment Wins

BenJepheneT

Syro - Aphex Twin
Joined
Jul 14, 2019
Messages
5,347
Points
233
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
 

HURGMCGURG

That Guy
Joined
Jan 22, 2019
Messages
364
Points
133
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
What in the name of Sam Hill? What kind of American says "Tally ho"?
 

BenJepheneT

Syro - Aphex Twin
Joined
Jul 14, 2019
Messages
5,347
Points
233
What in the name of Sam Hill? What kind of American says "Tally ho"?


These kinds
 

Agentt

Thighs
Joined
Oct 8, 2020
Messages
3,533
Points
183
Yup, now that I think about it, how are we even online at the same time so often?
One of us doesn't sleep, and we both know who.
Actually, funnily enough, the time zones are just perfect enough that when its morn for me, it must be night for you. Like it should be like 6 for you? Here it is almost five PM.
 

Napelynn

Joined
Dec 20, 2020
Messages
618
Points
133
One of us doesn't sleep, and we both know who.
Actually, funnily enough, the time zones are just perfect enough that when its morn for me, it must be night for you. Like it should be like 6 for you? Here it is almost five PM.
It’s 7 AM right now.
 
Top