The Last to Comment Wins

[ZynGrand]

Fun Fact Hour!

Did you know the average wall tastes dry?

 

[OneSixSeven]

Bring out the memes!

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Fun Fact Hour!

Did you know the average wall tastes dry?

I knew at least three walls tasted that way, but thanks for confirming!

 

[Maple-Leaf]

Ever tried wet cement?

 

[ZynGrand]

Ever tried wet cement?

Yeah, as a kid.

My mom makes the family some every year. But I just don't like the texture. It's too… y'know?

 

[OneSixSeven]

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

owah

 

[Maple-Leaf]

uwah

 

[BlackFrost]

You should try eating some bricks. It's quite........crunchy.

 

[OkuraTsukiko]

owoh

 

[BenJepheneT]

You plebs can only wish to have my mother's cooking skills.

 

[ZynGrand]

You should try eating some bricks. It's quite........crunchy.

Hmm... I prefer the softer, sweet variant of bricks.

 

[Deleted member 25151]

Lego bricks?

 

[OkuraTsukiko]

minecraft bricks?

 

[Fromage]

Our pasta

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

Pasta eat you

 

[Leti]

Have you heard of the High Elves Flying Spaghetti Monster?

 

[BlackFrost]

Have you heard of the High Elves Flying Spaghetti Monster?

The details of this thing are oddly *describing*. Thanks a lot, now spaghetti will disgust for some time.

 

[ZynGrand]

I have not said anything to try and (jokingly) get myself banned in a while, so I'm going to talk about religion.

My religion, as most of you have probably guessed by now, is anarcho-posadism. I'm am an advocate for nuclear winter outside of these forums, own the best telescope money can buy, and liberated a dolphin comrade from the zoo. (I was banned for other reasons.)

Every day before I go to bed, I pray to Space God, Supreme Leader Glorpnak, a d the Holy Nuclear Hand Grenade Launcher to bring an end to the current state of the word and mercifully kill the unfaithful.

I give half of the money I earn to organizations I believe will do the most help like ISIS and various corrupt science labs. Im currently working at Wendy's right now, but I'm working on a degree in nuclear psychics.

At least thrice a year I get into my rowboat and sail into the Bermuda Triangle to try and rekindle our lost connection to dolphins. It's been 21 years and I'm still unsuccessful to this day.

Ive never been abducted by the aliens yet, much to my much dismay. I even subjected myself to living in the middle of nowhere next to a cornfield just for that purpose.

Oh, and I've been been probed. I'm clean.

Anyways, I know some of you may not have realized this, but I just couldn't live any long without telling you, my greatest and only friends in this world, something I hold so close to my heart. Some of you may have me now, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

Space elves