The Last to Comment Wins

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

All this winning is probably going to your head.

or his p****. This is SmutHub after all.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

But are you still a hermit?

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

But are you still a hermit?

yes.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Good, continue winning

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am winning currently.

 

[Tempokai]

Disney's Land
(to the tune of "Dixie’s Land")
Oh, I wish I was in the land of Disney,
Where dreams and churros are always crispy.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
In Disney’s land, where I was swindled,
Fifty bucks for popcorn that's not even kindled.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!
Now Goofy’s voice is extra squeaky,
His smile looks more than mildly creepy.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And Minnie waves like she’s a sweetheart,
But we all know it’s a corporate restart.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!
Oh, the rides are fast, but the lines are longer,
Your patience breaks, but their wallets get stronger.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
Cinderella’s castle stands so stately,
But try to take a picture, you’ll get charged greatly!
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!
The turkey legs cost half your wages,
But hey, they’re themed, so it’s outrageous!
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And if you want a souvenir sweater,
Well, sell your car; it’s the trendsetter!
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!
The Dole Whip flows like golden nectar,
But a second helping? You’ll need a backer.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
Then dance with Donald, and feel alive,
Just ignore the fee to skip the line.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

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[Anonjohn20]

I am currently winning.

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[Anonjohn20]

Disney's Land
(to the tune of "Dixie’s Land")
Oh, I wish I was in the land of Disney,
Where dreams and churros are always crispy.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
In Disney’s land, where I was swindled,
Fifty bucks for popcorn that's not even kindled.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!
Now Goofy’s voice is extra squeaky,
His smile looks more than mildly creepy.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And Minnie waves like she’s a sweetheart,
But we all know it’s a corporate restart.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!
Oh, the rides are fast, but the lines are longer,
Your patience breaks, but their wallets get stronger.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
Cinderella’s castle stands so stately,
But try to take a picture, you’ll get charged greatly!
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!
The turkey legs cost half your wages,
But hey, they’re themed, so it’s outrageous!
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And if you want a souvenir sweater,
Well, sell your car; it’s the trendsetter!
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!
The Dole Whip flows like golden nectar,
But a second helping? You’ll need a backer.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
Then dance with Donald, and feel alive,
Just ignore the fee to skip the line.
Look away, look away,
Look away, Disney’s land.
And I wish I was in Disney,
Hooray! Hooray!
In Disney’s land, I’ll blow my grand,
And pledge my soul to Disney!
Away, away,
Away to Mickey’s kingdom!
Away, away,
Away to Disney’s land!

Wonderful poem btw. Disney won't take your soul, There's only a small chance that your child will be taken to Eipstein island.

 

[Santaisblue]

W

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Imma think of a number between 1-100. Whoever guesses it right is a winner

 

[Anonjohn20]

No one guessed ?

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am currently winning.

You are.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

you were, for a few minutes