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HURGMCGURG

HURGMCGURG

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soup
soup is okay
Honestly, not much a fan of soup.
I'd rather just eat solid food.
Doesn't mean some soups aren't good.
Like beer cheese soup. That's pretty good. Heavy stuff.
It's not healthy, but neither is most of the food I eat.
The point is:
soup
can you count soup as a beverage?
Perhaps.
I mean, there's cup of soup.
Does soup have to be hot?
No.
I've had cold soup.
Left it in the fridge and then didn't heat it up.
But you can't have frozen soup.
Is cereal considered soup?
Unsure. The jury is out. If cereal is soup, then oatmeal is a stew.
Bad idea? Soup popsicle.
Especially if it's got meat chunks.
a chicken noodle popsicle would be pretty gross.
Tomato soup popsicle? Could be okay, I guess.
Chili popsicle? Why? Why would anyone do that?
Here's a more important question. If I pour myself a bowl of ranch dressing, and eat it with a spoon, can I count that as a soup?
I wouldn't eat that, but I also wouldn't eat a pumpkin soup, so that's not a good reason for why
Liquidity and color aren't a good measure either
Edibility isn't exactly a measure
I've heard the term "primordial soup" a lot and I sure as hell wouldn't eat that
Like, I could toss a shoe in a bowl of water, boil it, and call it a soup
Taste like rubber and factory floor, but soup!
If I were to freeze the atmosphere into a liquid, with chunks of all sorts of nonsense floating in it, I'd call it the atmospheric soup
Whats the minimum water quantity required for something to be considered soup?
Yes
The answer is yes.
You can make soup with milk as a base, so I dunno
I could make a soup with nothing but oil. Be disgusting as hell, but fuck it. soup.
I don't need water, just liquid.
Liquid metal?
And enough liquid for it to not be a stew
Magma soup sounds burny, but sure, fuck it.
The earth's core is filled with soup just ready to immolate our stomaches
Unfortunately, plasma isn't a liquid, so we can't drink the sun.
"Plasma is a state of matter in which an ionized gaseous substance becomes highly electrically conductive"
If it was a liquid though, I'd drink it. I'd die, but I want to taste the sun
The sun is an eldritch monster, so it would be nice to have that under my belt
I mean, it's older than the earth, it has a finite lifespan, it has tendrils arcing off of its body, it screams at the earth, and humans have made ritual sacrifices.
It's the closest thing we have to a Lovecraftian horror we're gonna get
Humans make ritual sacrifices to everything.
I haven't heard of ritual sacrifices to panties yet, and until I do, your point is moot.
Can you drink panties?
Probably not.
If we heat it until it becomes a liquid and then burns, then maybe.
Might incinerate our lips first
Anyways, drinking eldritch abominations is a lifelong dream
 
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CadmarLegend

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HURGMCGURG said:
soup
soup is okay
Honestly, not much a fan of soup.
I'd rather just eat solid food.
Doesn't mean some soups aren't good.
Like beer cheese soup. That's pretty good. Heavy stuff.
It's not healthy, but neither is most of the food I eat.
The point is:
soup
can you count soup as a beverage?
Perhaps.
I mean, there's cup of soup.
Does soup have to be hot?
No.
I've had cold soup.
Left it in the fridge and then didn't heat it up.
But you can't have frozen soup.
Is cereal considered soup?
Unsure. The jury is out. If cereal is soup, then oatmeal is a stew.
Bad idea? Soup popsicle.
Especially if it's got meat chunks.
a chicken noodle popsicle would be pretty gross.
Tomato soup popsicle? Could be okay, I guess.
Chili popsicle? Why? Why would anyone do that?
Here's a more important question. If I pour myself a bowl of ranch dressing, and eat it with a spoon, can I count that as a soup?
I wouldn't eat that, but I also wouldn't eat a pumpkin soup, so that's not a good reason for why
Liquidity and color aren't a good measure either
Edibility isn't exactly a measure
I've heard the term "primordial soup" a lot and I sure as hell wouldn't eat that
Like, I could toss a shoe in a bowl of water, boil it, and call it a soup(edited)
Taste like rubber and factory floor, but soup!
If I were to freeze the atmosphere into a liquid, with chunks of all sorts of nonsense floating in it, I'd call it the atmospheric soup
Whats the minimum water quantity required for something to be considered soup?
Yes
The answer is yes.
You can make soup with milk as a base, so I dunno
I could make a soup with nothing but oil. Be disgusting as hell, but fuck it. soup.
I don't need water, just liquid.
Liquid metal?
And enough liquid for it to not be a stew
Magma soup sounds burny, but sure, fuck it.
The earth's core is filled with soup just ready to immolate our stomaches
Unfortunately, plasma isn't a liquid, so we can't drink the sun.
"Plasma is a state of matter in which an ionized gaseous substance becomes highly electrically conductive"
If it was a liquid though, I'd drink it. I'd die, but I want to taste the sun
The sun is an eldritch monster, so it would be nice to have that under my belt
I mean, it's older than the earth, it has a finite lifespan, it has tendrils arcing off of its body, it screams at the earth, and humans have made ritual sacrifices.
It's the closest thing we have to a Lovecraftian horror we're gonna get
Humans make ritual sacrifices to everything.
I haven't heard of ritual sacrifices to panties yet, and until I do, your point is moot.
Can you drink panties?
Probably not.
If we heat it until it becomes a liquid and then burns, then maybe.
Might incinerate our lips first
Anyways, drinking eldritch abominations is a lifelong dream
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