I'll help you train to get stronger!
moo moo moo
moo moo moo
moo moo moo
moo moo moo
moo moo moo
moo moo moo
moo moo moo
moo moo moo
? “Wahémon Theme (Moo Version)”
(To the tune of the original theme song, obviously butchered beyond recognition.)
Verse 1:
I moo to be the very best,
Like no one ever moo’d.
To moo them is my real test,
To moo them is my cause.
I will moo across the land,
Mooing far and wide.
These Wahémon to moo
The power that's moo inside!
Chorus:
Wahémon!
(Moo them all) It's you and moo
I know it's my moo.
Wahémon!
Oh, you're my best moo
In a world we must moo!
Wahémon!
(Moo them all) A heart so moo,
Our courage will moo us through.
You moo me and I'll moo you,
Waaaahémon!!
(Moo them all)
Verse 2:
Every moo along the way,
With courage I will moo.
I will moo every day,
To moo the right moo.
Come with me, the time is moo,
There's no better moo.
Arm in arm we'll moo the fight,
It's always been moo and you!
Chorus Repeat:
Wahémon!
(Moo them all) It's you and moo
I know it's my moo.
Wahémon!
Oh, you're my best moo
In a world we must moo!
Wahémon!
(Moo them all) A heart so moo,
Our courage will moo us through.
You moo me and I'll moo you,
Waaaaahémon!
(Moo them all)
Bridge (Because why not):
Moo-moo-moo, moo-moo-moo
Moo-moo-moo, moo-moo-moo
Moo-moo-moo, gotta moo!
Gotta moo 'em all!
Wahémon!
Final Chorus Scream With Emotional Intensity of a Soap Opera Slap:
Wahémon!
(MOO THEM ALL) IT’S YOU AND MOO
I KNOW IT’S MY MOOOOOOOO
Wahémon!
YOU’RE MY BEST MOO
IN A WORLD WE MUST MOOOOOOOOO
Wahémon!
(Moo them all) A heart so moo,
Our courage will moo us through (dear God).
You moo me and I'll moo you,
Waaaaaaaaaahémon!!
(MOO THEM ALL)