The Last to Comment Wins

[tiaf]

Anyone else dying climbing stairs?

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Nope. I don't climb stairs, I walk up them.

 

[tiaf]

So it’s a small people problem

 

[Zoey]

Are you ready?

 

[tiaf]

For what?

 

[HURGMCGURG]

 

[tiaf]

I don't understand

 

[HURGMCGURG]

That sounds like a you problem.

 

[tiaf]

When were my problems ever a problem for others?

 

[HURGMCGURG]

I meant that it was a problem that you should fix yourself.

 

[tiaf]

*gasp*

I'm afraid that that is impossible.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

*gasp*

I'm afraid that that is impossible.

*Scoffs* This younger generation really needs a bit more grit. Haven't your parents taught you any perseverance? Back in my day, we didn't have your fancy internets. If we needed answers, we'd find them in books! Now look at what technology has done to you! You can barely do anything yourself! What a weak generation. I fear for your future.

 

[tiaf]

There are limits on what you can demand from a single walnut

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Oh no. You're not tiaf anymore, are you? The walnut must have eaten tiaf's brain.

 

[tiaf]

Are you sure there was a brain in the first place? OvO

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Pretty sure. 87.34% sure.

 

[tiaf]

Too bad. It was a walnut from the beginning.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Didn't we remove the walnut though?

 

[Foxxy]

Day 20 of Quarantine: doesn't even wear a shirt when walking the dog, only a blanket

 

[tiaf]

Removing the walnut just means to make place for a better walnut