The Last to Comment Wins

[Anonjohn20]

I am currently holding a pen.

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by walking up on 4 am for bodily reasons

 

[Anonjohn20]

I'm winning currently by walking up on 4 am for bodily reasons

Now clearly it's because you either need water or to go to the bathroom but my smut filled brain interpreted this the wrong way.

 

[JayMark]

I'm winning currently by going insane

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry about that. You may have been over exposed to my energy. My law firm doesn't cover me exposure. We only handle epheniphrine related incidents. You are not entitled to compensation. Sorry.

 

[Navillus]

Winning-nya~

 

[JayMark]

I am currently holding a pen.

I am currently holding a pen.

 

[Navillus]

I am currently holding a pen.

I am currently holding a rock-nya.

 

[JayMark]

I am currently holding a rock-nya.

Why tho?

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am currently holding a pen.

Pen buddies!

I am currently holding a rock-nya.

Not bad, someone may need a rock.

 

[Navillus]

Why tho?

Rocks are important-nya.

 

[JayMark]

Pen buddies!


Not bad, someone may need a rock.

My pen is bigger.

Rocks are important-nya.

Are you planning a violence?

 

[Anonjohn20]

My pen is bigger.

It's not a competition. To hold something is a sacred duty; that rock and our pens will be kept safe until needed.

 

[Navillus]

It's not a competition. To hold something is a sacred duty; that rock and our pens will be kept safe until needed.

Does your pen use that fancy eldritch blood ink-nya~?

 

[Anonjohn20]

Does your pen use that fancy eldritch blood ink-nya~?

Let me check.

*Checks all four inks on my multicolor pen*

Nope, it has dryad ***** for green, fairy droppings for blue, the hearts and souls of 100 ex-wives for black, and regular red ink (used to be made of crimson fungus, but since this color is popular, we had to replace it with something more common to not take losses).

 

[JayMark]

Let me check.

*Checks all four inks on my multicolor pen*

Nope, it has dryad ***** for green, fairy droppings for blue, the hearts and souls of 100 ex-wives for black, and regular red ink (used to be made of crimson fungus, but since this color is popular, we had to replace it with something more common to not take losses).

He keeps stealing my beefy blood for his red pens he does!

 

[Anonjohn20]

He keeps stealing my beefy blood for his red pens he does!

You joke about that, but finding out that this company uses futa dryads is what got me to come here. For years I've been trying to get the coveted futa dryad ***** extractor position, but it's highly coveted by all the weebs, gooners, and furries who also come to apply.

 

[JayMark]

You joke about that, but finding out that this company uses futa dryads is what got me to come here. For years I've been trying to get the coveted futa dryad ***** extractor position, but it's highly coveted by all the weebs, gooners, and furries who also come to apply.

Well guess what ya cheeky twat? I'm an inanimate object now so I don't have the delicious beefy blood. uh huh huhuh hugh hugh hoo! That's right, ya can't be stealin' my bastard blood now, can you?

 

[Anonjohn20]

Well guess what ya cheeky twat? I'm an inanimate object now so I don't have the delicious beefy blood. uh huh huhuh hugh hugh hoo! That's right, ya can't be stealin' my bastard blood now, can you?

You're only inanimate because all the blood was already taken.

 

[JayMark]

You're only inanimate because all the blood was already taken.

EGADS! You bloody scoundrel took all my bastard blood!

 

[Anonjohn20]

EGADS! You bloody scoundrel took all my bastard blood!

I took your bastard blood, and I took your bastard's blood too! Be grateful that I didn't take your bastard's bastard's blood, you hamburger helper!