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AmbreaTaddy

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This is why France needed help in the world wars. They were too busy blepping to fight off the Germans.
No, it's because our governor was an impostor secretly siding with the germans.

But the americans will soon discover what that feels like, to chose a wrong president and get f*ed hehehe

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Anonjohn20

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No, it's because our governor was an impostor secretly siding with the germans.

But the americans will soon discover what that feels like, to chose a wrong president and get f*ed hehehe

blep
By starting a political discussion, you are threatening this thread.
 

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This is why France needed help in the world wars. They were too busy blepping to fight off the Germans.
naah they were too busy controlling africa, the fact that not a single country gained independence during WW2 is mind-blowing
 

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Not the African continent but the Middle East was freed after the war for their efforts in fighting the Axis.
Absolutely not, there were no rewards, it's because of their inability to keep up, and also the UN
 

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Absolutely not, there were no rewards
The UK and France promised the islamic population their own country if they helped fight the Axis. They got many countries. You can claim the Europe was being a jerk by making many small countries rather than 1 united nation, but at the end of the day its thanks to western Europeans keeping their word that they didn't end up with a few more decades of colonialism.

That's history.
 

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The UK and France promised the islamic population their own country if they helped fight the Axis. They got many countries. You can claim the Europe was being a jerk by making many small countries rather than 1 united nation, but at the end of the day its thanks to western Europeans keeping their word that they didn't end up with a few more decades of colonialism.

That's history.
I never claimed anyone as a jerk, history is just history, only fools get emotionally attached to it
and you're mixing things up a bit, during WW1 the UK and France made a deal with the Arabs in the Middle East to divide the Ottoman Empire, but they didn’t keep their promise. Instead, both the UK and France took control of the region.
After WWII, these countries gained independence: either through revolution (like Egypt and Iraq) or because the UK and France, under pressure from the UN, couldn’t afford to hold onto so many territories.
it was a strategic loss to keep fighting for control and risk losing their armies, so they opted to grant physical independence but not economic independence.

Anyway, let’s get back to the blep.
 

JayMark

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Britain 19th and 20th Century: :coffee::blob_sir: The mighty navy of my tribe dominates world trade. My currency is the world reserve. I'm winning by colonizing nations that are behind on their tech trees and stealing their resources for the industrial stronghold of an island that centers my global empire.

Britain Now: I have no land, I have no navy, I have no resouces, I have no industry, even Scotland hates me, and my tribe is dying off. Waaaah! USA help me pretend to still be a world power pleeassssse!? :blob_teary:??:blob_teary:
 

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Britain 19th and 20th Century: :coffee::blob_sir: The mighty navy of my tribe dominates world trade. My currency is the world reserve. I'm winning by colonizing nations that are behind on their tech trees and stealing their resources for the industrial stronghold of an island that centers my global empire.

Britain Now: I have no land, I have no navy, I have no resouces, I have no industry, even Scotland hates me, and my tribe is dying off. Waaaah! USA help me pretend to still be a world power pleeassssse!? :blob_teary:??:blob_teary:
where is the cow? you lost your identity :blob_teary:
 

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Britain Now: I have no land, I have no navy, I have no resouces, i have no industry, even Scotland hates me, and my tribe is dying off. Waaaah! USA help me pretend to still be a world power pleeassssse!?
This is not true at all. Their navy is still top-tier; Scotland has always hated the English, and they are still one of the most developed nations in Europe. When another country gets mad at them, they have to call up the entire EU to put pressure on the UK.
 

JayMark

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This is not true at all. Their navy is still top-tier; Scotland has always hated the English, and they are still one of the most developed nations in Europe. When another country gets mad at them, they have to call up the entire EU to put pressure on the UK.
No navy is hyperbole for effect, but I wouldn't say top tier. More like the aging remnants of something that was once great but is less and less capable with every passing year. I don't see that improving considering the lack of an industrial base and resource pool.

But still better than the Russian navy, that's a thing!
 
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