The Great War of Duck and Cat

[Doctah_Quack]

The war foretold from ages long past has now set in motion, the conflict between cats and ducks rages on, fueled by stale bread, rotten catnip, and an endless supply of brainrot. The forums are now littered with the fourteen quadrillion tons of shitposts, cat pics, and poorly photoshopped memes. The air is thick with the stench of cringe, and sanity is slowly draining from the world.

Which side will you stand with? .The good for nothing cat @Assurbanipal_II so that the accursed catpics lay unchallenged, Or will you stand with the QuackSupreme and make the dastardly cat quack under the pressure.

P.s:- I will help you evade taxes if you side wit me.

Spoiler: Summoning Stone

@God @georgelee5786 @Simple_Russian_Boi @Paul_Tromba @Envylope @Envylosaur @HelloHound @Anon2025
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian @DannyTheDaikon @MatchaChocolate69 @Sola-sama @Stealthy_Enigma @Bartun @Monkey_of_the_Frayed_Loom @Tempokai @TheMonotonePuppet @Count_Quackula @SailusGebel @DannyTheDaikon @Corty @greyblob @Aaqil @Simple_Russian_Boi @Sola-sama @BernKatstel @The_Devil @Sleds
@RedMuffin @Azurea_Mystis @Voidiris @Assurbanipal_II @Sullivan @Alski @Hsinat @DonHon @Lord_Quackington_III

Spoiler: Reward

My you're a curious one aren't you? Here take corty's lewd pic as a reward

Spoiler: Super Secret Reward

 

[Nahrenne]

The war foretold from ages long past has now set in motion, the conflict between cats and ducks rages on, fueled by stale bread, rotten catnip, and an endless supply of brainrot. The forums are now littered with the most heinous of shitposts, cat pics, and poorly photoshopped memes. The air is thick with the stench of cringe, and sanity is slowly draining from the world.

Which side will you stand with? .The good for nothing cat @Assurbanipal_II so that the accursed catpics lay unchallenged, Or will you stand with the QuackSupreme and make the dastardly cat quack under the pressure.

P.s:- I will help you evade taxes if you side wit me.

'-'
*huggles the both of you*
\(^o^)/

X

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

What will you give for votes?

p.s. I am the taxes

 

[Daydreamers]

you should've picked your battles more wisely, Duck

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Obviously duck, it's a no-brainer.

 

[RedMuffin]

 

[Alski]

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

I have trust in the might of kittendom~.

 

[Navillus]

Assur would win 100%… so easily in fact I doubt I’d get a call to arms-nyan.

 

[CountVampyre]

@RepresentingEnvy Has our time come, or are we waiting till they finished their fight and wipe them both?

 

[Shiriru_B]

You rick rolled me for the last time duck, CAT IT ISSSSSSSSSS!!



Edit: Just noticed not enough table throws (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ＼( °□° )／ ︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ (ㆆ_ㆆ)

 

[Navillus]

@RepresentingEnvy Has our time come, or are we waiting till they finished their fight and wipe them both?

If Envy leaves their castle I will steal some of the coffins for napping related reasons… I heard there is some of the best coffins in all of existence somewhere in her castle… I need one for a long deserved catnap-nya.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

@RepresentingEnvy Has our time come, or are we waiting till they finished their fight and wipe them both?

We'll eat the duck after it wins.

 

[RedMuffin]

We'll eat the duck after it wins.

So you have chosen to sleep with an empty stomach.

 

[laccoff_mawning]

 

[Daydreamers]

So you have chosen to sleep with an empty stomach.

You're the back-up

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I can't find a recipe for cat, so I eat duck.

 

[AYM]

SHF already has a strong cat culture from NUF and there's not enough ducks on this platform to put up a fair fight.

 

[Indicterra]

I will side to with you if you answer this.


Will I have to pay taxes

 

[JayMark]

I would usually side with the underduck, but it tried to kill me about five times. So I will remain neutral and watch from a safe distance.