The femboy experience

TheMonotonePuppet

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Rhaps said:
My body is fucked up, after the age of 15 I suddenly experience massive changes to my body as a whole. Essentially, my metabolism went full on overdrive and my estrogen level rises for some reason.



I don't know the medical term for it, but I basically became a femboy not by choice. I didn't seek medical help because much like my pyromaniac nature, I like to watch events play out.



So I lost a lot of fat in my booba, so it's really flat until this year when I finally have time to go to the gym and gain some muscle. So I'm on a road to become a muscular femboy or become just a normal guy again.

Since I'm expecting to get out of my femboy phaze, I thought I would share some experience with you all and finally say goodbye to my femboy body.

First, jackets are awesome. You can hide so much with them, unless you touch someone directly you won't be able to tell if they're fat or skinny. Get the ones that have inner pockets and zippers! There are a lot of variety from thick to thinner than paper.

Second, friends are amazing. My friend group, which are all boys because girls are yucky, doesn't really care that much, even if I harrass them since I am apparently Pansexual and I like touching things in a sexual manner. Yes, toaster included.

Third, it' s very fun to surprise people with my voice. I'm the total opposite of Pica from One Piece, having a girly body and a very deep voice since apparently, estrogen left my voice alone (though I do some vocal training, I can switch my tone like controlling the volume). Being a menace to society, seeing people's expressions when someone that look like a girl can give a Corpsehusand impression are priceless.

Fourth, despite what many people believe, I don't dress like a girl or pretending to be a girl. Sure, it's fun to mess with people, making them think I'm just a tomboy but it get old fairly quickly. I don't care what people think about me, but I like to be seen as a man more than a woman. People just don't take me seriously enough, until I choke them that is (with my hands, my grip is pretty strong)

Finally, people don't question me when I check out women's clothes and stealing the design for my own self-interest. I'm into cosplay and just picked up sewing last year, I usually just make robes though like the Mechanicus one I'm working on. There is something about women's fabrics that is smoother and more enjoyable to touch (but it's fucking expensive to buy the fabric), I'm honestly jelly.

Well, that's all I have for today~ let's see if the protein and workout help me get out of this femboy body. And hopefully, my estrogen doesn't comeback like Palpatine.
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I have never been so freakin' jealous of a human being ever. I am this :blob_okay: close to becoming the embodiment of envy.
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ManwX

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?. Yes thank you for this explaining me this. Now i will stare into the darkness till my memories and myself fades away
 
BearlyAlive

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People are people. Nothing new here.

At least you don't look like someone that would scare others in a haunted house just by walking around. And yes, that actually happened to me, and even more yes, it was so damn funny I couldn't stop laughing for half an hour.
 
Rhaps

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BearlyAlive said:
People are people. Nothing new here.

At least you don't look like someone that would scare others in a haunted house just by walking around. And yes, that actually happened to me, and even more yes, it was so damn funny I couldn't stop laughing for half an hour.
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Funny enough, I am the type to scare people in a haunted house, but with a lot more... strangling.
 
Rhaps

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ControversialOpinion said:
Strangling people in a haunted house isn't shocking?
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It isn't after the first 3 times, though I'm just luring my friends into a false sense of security.

I have a method of false strangling, by instead of pushing against their throat, I push up towards their chin and not blocking the windpipe. After a few seconds, they would realised "Oh wait, I can breath normally".

Then I will strangle them for real. Teehee~
 
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Rhaps said:
It isn't after the first 3 times, though I'm just luring my friends into a false sense of security.

I have a method of false strangling, by instead of pushing against their throat, I push up towards their chin and not blocking the windpipe. After a few seconds, they would realised "Oh wait, I can breath normally".

Then I will strangle them for real. Teehee~
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Quickly writing that down....
 
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Do you kiss the homies good night too? If you dont that's kinda gae, ngl.
 
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