Talk illogical

[Aijikan]

Type anything weird, dumb and illogical things that comes in your mind. Don't care about spellings, don't care about meanings, just write anything you want.
Mine : Today I bought 2000 cubic centimetres of milk from my cow and used the milk to milk my plants and wheats so that it can produce more sweat fruits and wheat :)

 

[GlassRose]

Don't forget to eat your pineapple peanuts

 

[TreasureHouse]

And with this treasure I summmon...

AWoooooooooo imma 'bout to make a name for myself owo

penis. lasers. pumpkins and penis. penis.

Forbidden Technique: Killer Cantaloupe!

Ugga Dugga Kill this Mugga

2D style unoriginal technique: Serious serious punch

Gahhhhh my beef is burnt!

 

[aj.canaan]

there are so many thing that are here but what to do when I'm not here bruh gues this is it

 

[RepresentingDesire]

You truly thinking I'm talking alive right now makes you quite single celled.

 

[MisterEnigmatic]

Oh, boy! Nihilism sure is amazing!

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Kneecap rhubarb is like Rain jumping out of a tin dog, but greener.

 

[foxes]

All in from the on

 

[RepresentingCaution]

It isn't unbreakable, so do your think and save the world.

 

[Nolff]

You truly thinking I'm talking alive right now makes you quite single celled.

Nah, I'm smart. I never thought you're alive since you're just a void.

 

[Jocelyn_Uasal]

?back the back in the old bog of fiddies i sold my soul for an old pint a whisky and said damn ma now ain't that fittin cuz all my life i've been fixin for a heavy rain?

 

[Nolff]

So... Ever wondering how a homing missile works its way to people?

It has this GPS system where it knows where it is and it knows where it isn't. By knowing where it isn't, it knows where it is. And by knowing both, it knows where the people are and where the people aren't. Its trajectory changes overtime because traction and gravity pull it over to space because it flies above and beyond the ozone layer. Thus, making it being pulled by both force, the earth's gravity and space's gravity. It does this because it knows its place as a weapon of mass destruction.

I never lied whenever I said something, and I lied when I said things truthfully.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Bimbopski! Have at thee, knave of rave! Taste my glaive!

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

I stuffed fresh scallops down my trousers.

 

[Kigol]

hunger is so heavy
how are we suppose to trust you now
you wanted this
i can take the suffering from you
is that a brick wall (speeds up)
a mission, to flip a pancake, like noone has flipped before
[Insert 12 from street fighter idling]

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I can get it to you tomorrow morning to get it done before I get it done before I leave a little early to get it done before I leave it for you to get it done before you can get it done before you can get it done before you can get it done before you can get it done before you can get it done before you can get it done before you can get it done.

This ancient wisdom brought to you by my phone's predictive text.

 

[JayMark]

The galaxy! Nothing is more exciting than the galaxy! Nothing is bigger than the galaxy except for our grandmother's purse. She used to always keep a needle and thread so she could sew owls together. What a hoot! All of the owls in our community became inseparable because of our grandma. You could put a cell phone in the owls because grandmother would sew pouches just under their beaks. Now, as for the lizards, she could sew 35 or more of them together, one on top of the other so that there were lizard towers we could sit our beer mugs on.

From [Redacted].

 

[Jemini]

This thread should be in the debates section.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

YEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBBEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBR

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

The plants have been talking to me, and they led me to this thread.