Taking jobs from bots

[Worthy39]

Has you ever got a comment like this?


“Wow!! This chapter was very amazing and emotional, your writing has great potential! I really like the way you describe everything, it is very unique and inspiring.
By the way, if you ever need professional character illustrations or cover art, I am offering very affordable commissions right now! You can check my portfolio on my page, I would love to help bring your story to life!! ?”

(And then they send us AI slop, if we're dumb enough to agree. of course, half of these are also just scammers, but the point stands.)

Bots have taken enough jobs from us, so now we're taking jobs back from robots! The game is simple, find something vague to compliment about the comment or user above yours, and then shamelessly plug your own product or services, even your story, if you want.

 

[LiteraryWho]

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[Jerynboe]

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Your course on journalism really changed my life. My eyes have been opened by the insights imparted, and I’m fired up to pursue my new career.

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[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

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[Worthy39]

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[JayMark]

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[Worthy39]

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[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

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[JayMark]

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[L1aei]

Incredible! Your horns are so sharp, and your hair is so shiny! Personally, I use products from 'Scammerparadise.web' to keep my hair shiny!

"Wow!!! Your latest observation was truly incredible!! The way you noticed those keen horns, that hirsute scalp, and glamorous appeal is SO inspiring. I felt every ounce of passionate love of head from you deeply.


By the way, if you ever need high‑quality 3D custom-rendered character models for your story (I do dragons, space pirates, and horses!!!), I’m currently offering a limited‑time discount!! Check out my gallery at EpicUltraRenderz.biz.ly !!

 

[Jerynboe]

"Wow!!! Your latest observation was truly incredible!! The way you noticed those keen horns, that hirsute scalp, and glamorous appeal is SO inspiring. I felt every ounce of passionate love of head from you deeply.


By the way, if you ever need high‑quality 3D custom-rendered character models for your story (I do dragons, space pirates, and horses!!!), I’m currently offering a limited‑time discount!! Check out my gallery at EpicUltraRenderz.biz.ly !!

Your portfolio of high quality 3d renders was incredible. They really got my creative juices flowing.

My story, At Least I’m a Magic Pirate Now, contains both dragons and pirates! I’d be happy to allow you to create renders for my story for a very modest fee!

 

[Worthy39]

Your story is so unique! The way your pirate uses magic is truly creative and inspiring. Luckily for me, I don't need magic because I have my compass from 'I'mscammingyou.com', you should get one too! For a limited time, they're only 99.99$!

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Wow! This is almost as good as what my child can write. If you would like to improve your writing, my four-year-old knows everything and would love to tutor you.

 

[Worthy39]

Wow! This is almost as good as what my child can write. If you would like to improve your writing, my four-year-old knows everything and would love to tutor you.

Wow, your child is a genius! I got my genius child from 'AdoptAsianbabies.web', and they guarantee your child will be playing Mozart on piano by the age of four! Get yours today!

 

[Author_Riceball]

Has you ever got a comment like this?


“Wow!! This chapter was very amazing and emotional, your writing has great potential! I really like the way you describe everything, it is very unique and inspiring.
By the way, if you ever need professional character illustrations or cover art, I am offering very affordable commissions right now! You can check my portfolio on my page, I would love to help bring your story to life!! ?”

(And then they send us AI slop, if we're dumb enough to agree. of course, half of these are also just scammers, but the point stands.)

Bots have taken enough jobs from us, so now we're taking jobs back from robots! The game is simple, find something vague to compliment about the comment or user above yours, and then shamelessly plug your own product or services, even your story, if you want.

Thank you. For a j-b you can go to www.killallfuckingclankers.com

 

[Envylope]

Wow, it's really amazing how you ignored all premise of the thread. The way that you wrote off everything this place was about was amazing! It inspired me and made me remember my what happens in my own threads.

If you want to get even better at ignoring threads, I suggest you click on any thread here and read many of the replies!

 

[Avarice_Of_The_Seven]

Wow, the way you got inspired so easily was amazing! So amazing that even I got inspired from your inspiration and realization.


If you need even more in spiration in life then start believing in The Chunnibyou God Of Supramicy and praise him three times a day. Then inspiration will come to you just like how termites come for old wood and pages.