SUPREME COURT OF SHF

ElijahRyne · Sunday at 3:55 AM

Anonjohn20 said:
I simply use...

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... and then I put on...
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I play nonsense attack which is a spell that allows me to play 3 additional cards.

Playerkartik · Sunday at 3:55 AM

@ElijahRyne Use this to smash him
It's the hulk's hammer From Ragnarok

ElijahRyne · Sunday at 3:56 AM

I play spin the chessboard spell which prevents you from moving next turn.

ElijahRyne · Sunday at 3:57 AM

Playerkartik said:
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@ElijahRyne Use this to smash him
It's the hulk's hammer From Ragnarok

Will use this as a multiplier for my next card. I play Hulk‘s hammer which will multiply my next attack by 10.

Anonjohn20 · Sunday at 3:57 AM

ElijahRyne said:
Unfortunately I am rubber and you are glue your attack bounces of me and hits you. You now have 1300/1500 health left, a skipped turn, and must prove you exist in two turns.

I prove my existence by using René Descartes's wise philosophy, "I think, therefore I am." Next I look at Elijah's cringe deck and do this...

Anonjohn20 · Sunday at 3:58 AM

Afterwards I lock that nerd in his locker while he spouts his cringe fanfiction.

ElijahRyne · Sunday at 4:01 AM

Anonjohn20 said:
I simply use...

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... and then I put on...
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Since you have tripped a losers flag, I can play and deploy this trap card. Making you take 11520 damage times the multiplier from Hulks Hammer meaning you have taken 115200 damage and lose this duel. Here is the trap card:

Here is the loser flag you tripped:

Anonjohn20 said:
I will win this in her honor!

Anonjohn20 · Sunday at 4:06 AM

ElijahRyne said:
Since you have tripped a losers flag, I can play and deploy this trap card. Making you take 11520 damage times the multiplier from Hulks Hammer meaning you have taken 115200 damage and lose this duel. Here is the trap card:

Here is the loser flag you tripped:

I'm talking to the futa while the nerd continues spouting his fanfiction while stuck in his locker.

ElijahRyne · Sunday at 4:10 AM

Anonjohn20 said:
I'm talking to the futa while the nerd continues spouting his fanfiction while stuck in his locker.

Unfortunately for you have lost which allows me to play this card before you can. I play the spell ignore which means you no longer exist and are hereby banished to the underworld.

Anonjohn20 · Sunday at 4:14 AM

ElijahRyne said:
Unfortunately for you have lost which allows me to play this card before you can. I play the spell ignore which means you no longer exist and are hereby banished to the underworld.

The nerd doesn't realize his cards were spilled in...

Anonjohn20 said:
I prove my existence by using René Descartes's wise philosophy, "I think, therefore I am." Next I look at Elijah's cringe deck and do this...

He's just hallucinating he still has them, probably due to oxygen deprivation inside that claustrophobic locker.

ElijahRyne · Sunday at 4:17 AM

Anonjohn20 said:
The nerd doesn't realize his cards were spilled in...

He's just hallucinating he still has them, probably due to oxygen deprivation inside that claustrophobic locker.

Unfortunately for you you linked Magic cards when we were clearly playing a variant of Yugioh, and even more importantly your turn was skipped making those moves hold no weight because they had yet to go through.

ElijahRyne · Sunday at 7:18 AM

As the Court Alchemist, I have fulfilled my duty of arming the court. Here is the first weapon, a stone dagger I recreated through transmutation.

It will be given to the member of the court who rolls the highest with the dice bot. On ties, the folks who have a tied roll roll again until a winner is determined. Outside of the normal functions of such a knife, the winner of this weapon will have plus 1 on all rolls related to court work, and can banish @Anonjohn20 to the shadow realm as they wish. Here are the members of court who qualify for the dagger.
Judge - @Playerkartik
Jury - @Representing_Tromba , @Mellohwa , @Macha , @Tsuru , @tiaf , @Decaded , @greyblob , @AliceMoonvale , @FRWriter , @Anonjohn20
Clerk - @Hans.Trondheim
Executioner - @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
Bailiff - @A-Random-Writer
HOLY BOOK - @Tabula_Rasa
Cuck Chair - @JayMark
Disclaimer the Alchemist has replicas of all weapons the produce, that they can dispose of and use at will. Any use of a weapon made by the Alchemist against the Alchemist will result in the weapon attacking and disobeying its user.

Tabula_Rasa · Sunday at 7:37 AM

ElijahRyne said:
As the Court Alchemist, I have fulfilled my duty of arming the court. Here is the first weapon, a stone dagger I recreated through transmutation.
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It will be given to the member of the court who rolls the highest with the dice bot. On ties, the folks who have a tied roll roll again until a winner is determined. Outside of the normal functions of such a knife, the winner of this weapon will have plus 1 on all rolls related to court work, and can banish @Anonjohn20 to the shadow realm as they wish. Here are the members of court who qualify for the dagger.
Judge - @Playerkartik
Jury - @Representing_Tromba , @Mellohwa , @Macha , @Tsuru , @tiaf , @Decaded , @greyblob , @AliceMoonvale , @FRWriter , @Anonjohn20
Clerk - @Hans.Trondheim
Executioner - @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
Bailiff - @A-Random-Writer
HOLY BOOK - @Tabula_Rasa
Cuck Chair - @JayMark
Disclaimer the Alchemist has replicas of all weapons the produce, that they can dispose of and use at will. Any use of a weapon made by the Alchemist against the Alchemist will result in the weapon attacking and disobeying its user.

You forgot to remove Decaded, decaded don't wanna get tagged here.

Decaded: Pls no poke me here, thanks

Have a fun game